like disco lemonade

NSWF: 18yrs and older ONLY. Millenial that misses the days of LJ.

[effemimaniac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

[hutsonwoolyums]

Ilya and Shane and orgasm denial, yes very hot obviously. But can we talk about Ilya and Shane and oh, that may have been one too many orgasms, actually? It’s just that Shane begs so sweetly, fuck me, fuck me harder, Ilya, please don’t stop, as if Ilya’s even capable of stopping. And after they collapse, sweaty and spent, Ilya has to mouth at the mess he’s made of Shane’s hole, has to get him off again while Shane swears and shakes above him. And even then Ilya’s too in love to leave Shane alone, so he wraps a loose fist around Shane’s cock and murmurs one more, just one more for me, sweetheart as Shane whimpers out a wrecked, I can’t, it’s too much, Ilya please, even as his cock start to twitch in Ilya’s grasp.

[martelldoran]

@bugslibraryy you simply cannot leave this in the tags

[heohl-art]

my spicy stuff is coming back🙊✨🔥

• Shhh... it's our secret •

I missed drawing spicy omens, so here we are again~

Do you think Crowley is okay?🤭✨

🔥

[heohl-art]

• "When was the first time you both felt sparks?" •

♡

Nope, my Heated Rivalry/Good Omens obsession isn't going anywhere.

...full version soon?👀🔥✨️

[heohl-art]

My Heated Rivalry obsession goes on~ (uhh that hand...✨️)

GOOD OMENS × HEATED RIVALRY (1x06 the cottage)

((the spicy is coming🔥✨️))

[heohl-art]

Good Omens/Malec AU (Magnus' eyes scene, 2x18) - page 3 is hereee✨🫶

• Malec AU (page 3) •

My Azi being adorable as always thinking he's doing something wrong😭

Stay tuned for page 4 (very soon)✨

ps. I have a ✨thing✨ for intertwined fingers.

[heohl-art]

A Nightingale SCREAMED in Berkeley Square🫢🔥✨

• A Nightingale sang in Berkeley Square • (page 3)

Bets are open!

Will Crowley go down?🫢✨

yep!

no~

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2025

see ya all in the next page~

[lilpy]

Hello! I have a question. For someone who is currently low on money, and can’t pay for the subscription on your patreon, is everything spicy you have on there also on Ao3? If you could, could you upload it? It’s ok if you don’t want to, and I totally get it. I was honestly just wondering lol

There is like 2% of my spicy art on AO3 because once in a blue moon I join a project or so, but the rest is indeed a Patreon perk. I won't be publicly posting those pieces, unfortunately!

[mevima]

Fortunately for you, if you subscribe to Lilpy's Patreon, you get to see EVERYTHING they've posted to that tier right away! You can pay for one month - only a few dollars! - and cancel for the next month, and see a whole huge BACKLOG of gorgeous art for a tiny amount!

[lilpy]

Aw @mevima you’re such a darling 🥹💕

but it’s true! anyone is welcome to pop in and cancel before the membership renews for another month🕺🏼

[lilpy]

bleleleh

[lilpy]

Some spicy stuff went up on you know where earlier today! 🔥

[clockoftheheart]

thank you journalism

[pronouncingitwang]

[ID: 2 screenshots of interview text. The first reads

PLAYBOY: Do you ever get tired of talking about your friendship with Matt?

AFFLECK: I understand the questions. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, they're friends, they're pals, they grew up together, isn't it great and cute? I get all kinds of questions, like, "So how's Matt?" or "What's Matt like?" And I don't know what sort of answers are expected.

Instead of saying Matt's fine and he's doing his thing, I'II be like, "Well, let me tell you about Matt. Matt can give a blow job in a way that's incredible, really special." Most of the time it's like Entertainment Tonight, and they can't air it. But then sometimes you think you're safe, but someone writes it down and it ends up being taken out of context in Out magazine.

PLAYBOY: Does Matt ever get pissed off about that?

AFFLECK: Matt gets it. We have a similar sense of humor, which I think is the main reason we're compatible as friends and in terms of writing. He always thinks it's funny. It's just a question of the rest of them.

PLAYBOY: Let's see if you've learned your lesson: What is Matt Damon really like?

AFFLECK: [Laughs] He gives a really great blow job.

The second reads

PLAYBOY: In his 1999 Playboy Interview, Affleck jokingly said of you, "He gives a really great blow job." Care to return the compliment?

DAMON: I do give great head. I definitely give a better blow job than Ben. I mean, I'm not lucky enough to be able to blow myself, but if I could, I'd never leave the house.

/end ID]

[lucylehane]

"The sex tells the story, so it never felt gratuitous to me. The sex is character development. The sex is what is moving this relationship forward, and watching it change over time."

Jacob Tierney on It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[lucylehane]

Jacob with some spot-on Ilya character analysis (and general thoughts on sex-as-self)

It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[wolvieispunk]

I loved this interview, yayyy a gifset!!

I think this is something lost on the audience in the show that is explicitly implicit in the books.

Shane thinks Ilya is a sex god bc

1) he is "better at sex" than shane

2) shane up to this point hasn't had a successful and Very Good sexual experience. He literally says once Ilya dick is inside him that he "finally understands why people are sex- obsessed." It has clicked, and his brain says its because of ilya, not bc he is gay

3) ilya is a whore so that translates in shanes brain to very experienced, good at it, therefore sex god

They tease back and forth that ilya has ruined sex for shane bc no one else will do, and while shane is embarrassed by this, he agrees.

In TLG it comes out that ilya has maybe been with like 5-10 guys at most. Personally i think its the lower end of that. He specifically says that men are a "rare treat," implying that 1) its safer to pull women (he really is terrified of being outed and shipped back to russia), and 2) he only pulls men when he is missing shane so much he cant stand it.

Shane has canonically been with 3 men. Two pulls he didnt care for, and ilya. Again, in his mind, ilya is the key, but its not inherently bc of ilya's skill, its because of their crazy deep connection.

I LOVE that Jacob said this, because its not so explicit in the show. You get little tells (ilya's "wow" at Shane's desperation and automatic submission; his quick orgasms in ep1 - he is just as overwhelmed and turned on as shane is; his face the first time he fucks shane, especially when he goes in from behind) but in the end, ilya is so desperate to please shane and make it perfect that he just makes it happen out of sheer willpower. But the second he realizes shane is coming untouched under his he makes way too much noise, bites his lips to squash it (embarrased, wants to be more in control than that), and immediately comes. Its not inherent skill, its attention and the overwhelming desire to please, mixed with a little control freak energy and genuine exhilaration at Shane's automatic submission.

[themoonandmyman]

Most of the time, even when he’s getting pounded into the mattress, Shane likes his little kisses.

Sometimes though, he puts a plug in before Ilya gets home from the store and wears his slutty little shorts to signal that he wants Ilya to throw him face down on the nearest surface with no preamble whatsoever.

Ilya just walks in, sees the Slut Shorts and the red flush on Shane’s cheeks and his eyes go dark and hungry. They don’t even say a single word to each other until Ilya just stalks over, spins Shane around and presses him against the kitchen counter.

‘Desperate for it, Malysh?’ He drawls into Shane’s ear, and Shane can only nod, already lost in the anticipation.

He grinds his dick into Shane’s ass for a moment before promptly bending him over with zero warning and stripping his shorts and boxers, pulling his own down far enough just to pull out the plug in Shane’s ass and thrust right in.

They both groan loudly, the sound echoing off of all their criminally under-used appliances. Ilya wastes no time building a brutal pace, bruising Shane’s hips from where he’s pressed against the counter, holding his face down into the cold marble.

And fuck- it’s perfect. It’s just what Shane needs right now. To be used to make Ilya feel good. To feel his man, strong armed and solid chested all around him, big thick cock bullying his hole- and it’s even better when Ilya starts moaning like he’s been possessed. To hear how fucking good Shane feels, how tight he is, how he’s always ready and wet for him.

It takes an almost embarrassing four minutes for them both to cum, one after the other, until they’re panting, lazy and sweaty against the heat of each other’s bodies and Shane feels pleasantly used up.

(They do however sweetly kiss non stop for about 20 minutes after)

[cliopadra]

We have a calendar at work that lists all sorts of science-y holidays and celebrations, and today’s caught my eye a bit 🪐

[heohl-art]

I'm so (not) sorry for this one😳🤭✨

• You turn me on like a light switch • (I cannot take this song out of my head and that's the result)

Do not think bad.

(Not too much) 🫢

notes: Now just imagine that immediately after that Crowley says something like "Keep that stupid bowtie of yours." (only the bowtie) I WON'T SLEEP TONIGHT

[mawoee]

Super strength, so helpful, you can carry your boyfriend everywhere <3

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