飛ばない人は警察だよ！

[sistertaxon]

breaking news: queen elizabeth, the mom from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and she just died from making it clap on instagram

[sovietnam]

[weaver-z]

Imagine being the employee who got to do this. I would treasure this memory for the rest of my life. I don’t think I could ever be truly depressed again if I got to slap this guy

[professionaljester]

What is happening

[rivercityrabbitsbro]

[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]

"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"

"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"

"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"

"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"

"In my MOUTH?"

"In your mouth, in your mouth"

[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?

"Yeah almost like a walrus"

"And I just... I give it to..?"

"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"

[does it, people cheer]

".......thank you?"

[neotrances-deactivated]

[commander-ledi]

i like king crimson because he always looks like hes using extremely slow internet for something super important that should be completed fast

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Someone free this man

[thesituation]

italian man equivalent of those dog owners who intentionally agitate their chihuahuas for views

[retsuunohana]

[mytearsrricochet]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[the2ndtolast]

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Polnareff in Stardust Crusaders

[sainttdymphna-deactivated202510]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[angelicguy]

i enjoy it when girls play the sims on dogshit laptops at 10 fps because i love chaos

[angelicguy]

my sister would try and play the sims 3 on her macbook air and it sounded like a fucking boeing 737 getting ready to take off

[dogmotifs]

cause his head looked like fucking stroganoff

[minotauri]

i think the average work schedule should be one hour 

[minotauri]

per month