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REBLOG golden mikey for good luck ✨

idk lol dis statue just radiates good luck,,,, let see if something happens

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*Black Dragon founders, exploring a haunted house*

Wakasa: Are you sure you're not scared to go in there alone?

Shinichiro: Of course not.

Shinichiro, alone in the room, screwing on a silencer to a gun: My name is Shinichiro Sano, paranormal investigator.

Shinichiro: I got an EMF meter and a 9mm, anybody wanna say something to me?

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edit by me but cr: @sxlver-sweet <3

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*Holding Kisaki hostage to make him confess being an enemy of Toman*

Mitsuya: You've been in there like 5 times, what are you going to do? Annoy him into talking?

Chifuyu, sarcastically: ...ha-ha

Chifuyu, in the room with Kisaki tied to a chair, strumming a guitar very off-beat: Two, three, four

Takemichi, screaming at the top of his lungs: AAAA, aaAaaaAAAAAAA

Kisaki:

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Takemitchy, confronting Kisaki and Hanma: You frickin' fricks! When will you learn?!

Takemitchy, increasingly higher pitched and crying: When will you learn??! That your actions have CONSEQUENCES?!?

Kisaki:

Hanma:

Chifuyu:

Baji:

Baji: See? This is why I wanted to deal with this on my own

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Tokyo Revengers characters as tweets

mikey, draken, chifuyu, baji, kisaki, hanma, takemichi, emma, kazutora

Mikey 'Manjiro Sano'

Baji Keisuke

Draken 'Ken Ryuguji'

Chifuyu replying to Baji

Kazutora Hanemiya

Emma Sano

Hanma Shuji

Takemichi Hanagaki

Kisaki Tetta

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Baji, at 2AM at a sleepover: I guess I did get into that bike accident a while ago, it was a pretty close call

Baji: And I've been thinking, what if I really died that day?

Mikey:

Mikey: One time I cut an avocado and there was a lot of meat left on the pit, and i put the pit in my mouth

Draken: The avocado pit? The entire pit?

Mikey: Yeah, and I started to clean the meat off of it, and in that moment I was like

Mikey: If I sneezed right now this thing would lodge into my throat, and ever since then I've been kinda terrified of avocados

Mikey: But the other thing is, what if I did die then?

Kazutora: Trust me, I wish that was the case

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Takemitchy: Did you hear that Kisaki has finally died?

Mikey:

Chifuyu, rolling by on a scooter: The funeral's on Monday!

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Baji: So, you're ready for dinner?

Chifuyu, blushing: B-baji-san...

Baji, sticking his hand up the vending machine: Would you like something sweet or savory?

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*The boys in a haunted house, trying to communicate with spirits*

Baji, beatboxing:

Mikey: My name's Mikey and I'm here to say

Mikey: We're the baddest ghost hunters of the USA

Mikey: Huntin' demons and ghouls too-

Ghosts, making disembodied whispers and voices:

Takemichi: WHAT??

Baji, still beatboxing:

Chifuyu: W-wait hold on...

Kazutora: We just got a response!!

Baji, still beatboxing:

Mikey: Baji, stop beatboxing!

Baji: Oh, sorry

Mitsuya:

Draken:

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Takemitchy, holding a meeting and showing pictures on a video projector: Kisaki and Hanma have been painting weiners on our motorbikes

Chifuyu: And apparently they won't stop until there's a penis drawn on every bike of Toman

Pah-chin: So that's what he's been drawing... but what are those two round things at the bottom?

Peh-yan: It's the butt

Draken, holding the bridge of his nose:

Mitsuya: ...the butt?

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Sanzu, holding a harmonica: You play it, you win $100,000,000 but 100,000,000 people die.

Rindou, immediately snatching it and playing it:

Sanzu, cracking up: RINDOU NO

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Tokyo Revengers as AI Generated Inspirational Quotes

Mikey

Draken

Takemichi

Baji

Kazutora

Mitsuya

Kisaki

Naoto

Sanzu

Hanma