hookedonthesky

Using this mostly to follow things I'm interested in. 23 y/o, somewhere in Europe, she/her, in a bunch of fandoms. I also write sometimes, you can find me as Hookedonthesky on ao3 too

[enby-distortion]

an au where Gerry owns a bookstore called ‘Normal Fucking Books’

[superiorjello]

“Do you have any first editions of-”

“No! No first editions! No misprints! No hardbacks! We only deal in mass-market paperbacks!”

[hookedonthesky]

Hello! It’s your secret Santa! I was wondering if you like AU fics or prefer them to be in the Naruto time/place settings? Thanks!

Hi! Thank you for writing a fic for me! I really like both, so whichever you want to write. The only thing is that, if it's in Naruto universe, maybe not too much angst? Since I feel like so many canon Akatsuki fics end with angst, and I'd like to read something happier. Thanks again <3

[tododekubigbang]

Stats and Theme

Hello TDBBers! Your admin team is here with some awesome statistics from our interest check as well as the announcement for this year’s theme!

We had 120 people fill out our interest check!

64% were interested in being WRITERS

36% were interested in being ARTISTS

19% were interested in being BETAS

19% were interested in being PINCH HITTERS

6% were interested in being OTHER

38% participated in previous years

62% were new to the event

Participants from previous years stated that their favorite part(s) of the event were:

“definitely the communal/social aspect of it. writing is a pretty lonely process, but being able to ramble or whine or scream about it with people (friends!) who are in the same position is definitely very refreshing and comforting.”

“How well organized it was, and the activities of each team.”

“Meeting all of my friends and spreading the love for this ship :)”

“,,,literally everything”

And finally, what you’ve all been waiting for! Our theme this year will be:

OTHERWORLDLY

Sign ups open ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!

Get hyped!

-Your Admin Team

[ramonameisel]

“you want her worship; her knees on the floor and her mouth on your skin”

— thoughts #307 | r.m

[byjillianmaria]

Craving a spooky read for Halloween?

I’ll be giving away ten ebook read-for-review copies of my YA Supernatural Suspense, The Songbird’s Refrain, on October 31. If you want a tale of body horror, evil witches, and creepy mysteries, then this is the perfect book for you! Simply reblog to be entered for a chance to win. (If you already have a copy but would like to boost, please tag it as such so I know to exclude you.)

Read-for-review means that, if you like the book enough to finish it, you’ll leave a review on Goodreads and Amazon, or any other platform of your choice! Reviews are incredibly helpful to indie authors like myself.

The Songbird’s Refrain features the following triggers: Body horror, child abuse, character death, and themes of consent and lack thereof (in a non-sexual setting). Please read responsibly. Add it to your Goodreads TBR list today!

[quantumshade]

the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.

[coolcurrybooks-deactivated20230]

Science fiction and fantasy books that are f/f! 

If you want more queer science fiction and fantasy, you can visit my queer SFF database. 

I’m not transcribing all the text, but you can find the titles, authors, information on TW, etc beneath the cut.

Keep reading

[nourrice]

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

[nourrice]

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

[prokopetz]

More favourite tropes:

Shot of character dismissing potential consequences of inadvisable action smash-cuts to shot of said consequences

Character employs colourful figure of speech and is immediately confronted with literal example of what was figuratively described

Character’s verbal account of current situation is contradicted by events occurring behind them as they speak

Absurd speculation proves correct for reasons speaker could not possibly have anticipated

Narrator’s voice-over conspicuously differs from on-screen events it’s ostensibly describing

[okitagumi]

reblog to delete america

[snapchatista-deactivated2015080]

i never win these giveaways but it doesn’t hurt to try

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

[titenoute]

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

[dominaecaede]

sassy deku shows no mercy for Bakugou once again

[based on this]

[tododekubigbang]

Interest Check

Is everyone ready for another year of the TodoDeku Big Bang?

Get excited, because the sign-ups are fast approaching! Until then, fill out our interest check by CLICKING HERE and help us pick out a theme for this year’s Big Bang. 

Your imagination is your only limit!

-The Admin Team

Keep reading

[lullychi]

Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D

idea stolen from this post :’3

[victory-mag]

VICTORY Mag Presales!

Hello subscribers!  You asked and we answered–VICTORY Mag Volume I, the first run of our tabloid-style BNHA zine, is officially up for (pre)sale!  You can find our shop HERE: 

                                     https://victorymag.bigcartel.com/

Our bundles are as follows*: 

The Goods–merchandise only.  On sale for 25 USD!

The Sneak Peek–PDF only.  On sale for 18 USD!

The Scoop–physical zine + the PDF.  On sale for 22 USD!

The Side Column–the physical zine + the PDF, 1 trading card, and 1 sticker sheet.  On sale for 26 USD!

The Exclusive–the physical zine + the PDF, 2 trading cards, 2 sticker sheets, and 1 bookmark.  On sale for 36 USD!

And last but CERTAINLY not least, The Publisher’s Cut, which includes all of the above and more–the physical copy, the PDF, 2 trading cards, 3 sticker sheets, 1 bookmark, and 1 charm.  On sale for 42 USD!

In addition to these fine bundles, we do have two EXTRA ITEMS that we will add to physical bundles should we reach one or both of our stretch goals!  These items are two excellent postcards.  

Our first stretch goal is set at 75 sales, at which point POSTCARD ONE will be added to every physical sale.  

Our second stretch goal is set at 150 sales, at which point POSTCARD TWO will be added to every physical sale.

PREORDERS WILL CLOSE ON NOVEMBER 11th SO GET YOUR ORDERS IN BEFORE THEN!!

*If you applied to the zine in any way, shape, or form, you’ve been emailed an EXCLUSIVE DISCOUNT CODE and these prices do not apply to you!  Be sure to use that code on your purchase!  There will also be one winner of the Momo Redesign Contest who will win a free copy of the zine OR the same discount as our contributors, TBA on September 30th!

Cheers!

[captainkirkk]

Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

[cinthi-lante]

fire lord zuko: you should maybe revisit the security measures around the water ducts that the sealturtles use

northern water tribe leader: that’s not necessary, no one can survive submerged in the artic ocean for so many minutes

zuko:

zuko: remember that time the fire nation attacked you

[chucktaylorupset]

Zuko: okay first you have to promise not to get mad

[best-of-inspirobot]