Aliens of Ab$urdi$tan

♀, 22, alien dream girl some type of a bae in some kind of a way

[zay4ik]

[hshnfinfyi1]

[we-despise-the-light]

[odeaosratos4]

[no1hotmullyfan]

[vegansmustbestopped]

You see vegans. Meat comes from this magical, disneyesque, cute, adorable place where animal lovers lovingly slaughter animals that they love with lots of love. Here’s your proof.

That photo isn’t sarcasm, either. Trust me, I can spot sarcasm a mile away and this is not it. «And neither is this.  «And this too.

[lady-eve]

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing. Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever. But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

[jukeboxbitch-deactivated2014102]

[workinonthephones-deactivated20]

When ya daddy tryna give u a life lesson and it’s racist n u tryna explain this to him but he keep bouncing back with something ignorant

[deathnervezine]

[lolzpicx]

The weirdest vintage Halloween costumes

[adreamingofguns]

They just straddle the line between silly and horrifying

[lesbianvenom]

what's the heterosexual flag look like?

it usually looks something like this

[xchvnge-deactivated20190227]

play with my butt not my feelings.

[2headedsnake]

[nuclearharvest]

by Valerie Patterson

[seinfeld-daily]

[showstudio]

[5footabstract]

I hate that we can’t openly crave love without appearing to lack self-love. Intimacy is a necessity and no one should ever feel like they’re robbing themselves of anything by asking for someone to share that kind of love with them. You’re not weak because you want someone to look at you like you’re gold. You can look at yourself like you’re gold but I promise that the greatest thing we’ll share as humans is a connection. Connect.

[veganrocket-deactivated20151028]

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A BIKER GANG CALLED RESCUE INK THAT BREAKS UP DOGFIGHTING RINGS, CONFRONTS ANIMAL ABUSERS, CONFISCATES NEGLECTED ANIMALS AND INVESTIGATES STOLEN ANIMALS

YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BADASSERY HERE

[malefincense-deactivated2017071]

GODS BLESS THIS BADASS AWESOME DUDES

[dominalumina]

tHIS?!!?! MAKES ME SO HAPPYYYYY!!!!!