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nene: why are we lying in the parking lot?

kai: you got too hyper and somehow managed to jump out the window, then fell unconscious.

nene: okay... then why are you here?

kai: i didn't want you to be lonely

#accurate we're both dumbasses but nene is more of a dumbass #also it has been established now that i (kai) am the mom friend and not nene cause she's irresponsible as fuck #and i seem to be the only one who cares about everyone's well being and following rules #why are my friends all such dumbasses #i love them for it #but. stress 😔✌️

rey: weird flex but okay.

debs: weird boast but let's toast.

dan: odd squeeze but yes please.

kai: odd notion but i'll forward the motion.

tannie: lame remark but you played your part.

nini: bizarre muscle contraction but it gives me satisfaction.

nene: can y’all die please.

#nene here #debs made this one idunno where she found it #oof #imma sleep anyhoo byeeee

cops: you have the right to remain silent

nene: i choose to waive that right

*yells as loud as possible*

#i yell a lot #kai hates me for it #i loudly sang(melodic screaming?) low by flo rida and T-pain while standing on a wall and kai was so stressed ahahaha

security: no liquids on the plane

dan: okay *starts drinking*

security: people usually throw the shampoo away-

#he would. fucking idiot.#stan dan

tannie: *staring out the window, looking pensive*

kai: she's so beautiful, i wonder what she's thinking?

tannie, internally: why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one

#some kannie appreciation too cause it's our one month today :))

nene: thanks for paying the bill for dinner, love

debs: but... i thought you did?

nene:

debs:

nene: well i guess we won't be going to that place ever again

#some dene appreciation because it was their one month-aversary or whatever 3 days ago and no one posted anything for it :((

the sun: *sees rey*

the sun: i guess my work here is done. i shall never be able to shine as beautifully and brightly as they do

#ok but this #stan rey

driving instructor: okay, just put the key in and turn

kai, nervously: like this?

driving instructor: yes now open the door and get in the car

#also accurate lmao i'm a whole idiot

nini: hey there, sexy thang. how are you still single? i would let you arrest me anytime ;)

rey, sighing: how many times have i told you to stop talking to the mirror

#accurate.#very accurate.

nene: i wish someone would take me out.

rey: like on a date or with a sniper gun?

nene: surprise me

#its nene here #im a bit self obsessed but no judgement amirite #i am so sleepy

nene: will you dance with me?

kai: of course!

both: [begin to dance the macarena in perfect unison]

#nene here #i taught kai the macarena #i dance better than kai

cops: you have the right to remain silent

kai: i have to right but bold of you to assume that i have the ability

#kai is loud

dan: why do you always gotta be a smart-ass?

nene: i'm not ALWAYS

dan:

nene: sometimes i'm asleep

#this is so fucking accurate cause dan really hates grammar and shit but nene is super particular about it gfhdjhfgs #and she's always correcting him and he hates it #it also works cause nene sleeps a lot. sleep is her answer to everything.

nene: *carries all of the groceries in her arms*

debs: *reaches out to grab a couple of groceries*

nene: *switches all of the groceries to one arm to hold debs’s hand*

debs: that’s not what i...okay.

#kai again #why are these two literally our moms when they're the youngest #well. nene more than debs but still #anyway stan dene

nene: i wish you’d just admit that you’ve made a mistake...

debs: [stirring her coffee serenely] i prefer it with salt.

#i told you they're pretty fucking weird #they're cute though

debs: wow your legs look great in those jeans

nene: you should see me without them

debs:

debs: why would you take off your legs

#dene is real #they're also pretty fucking weird #they're also the hot couple

tannie: are you showering

kai: no

tannie: without me ;(

kai: i said i'm not showering

#hey y'all it's kai i'm back :D #tannie really just took over for a while huh #and rey too #awesome so y'all have now been introduced to three of us #the others?#we will see.#also yes tannie and i are dating yes tannie is my gf she will try to convince you she isn't adorable but she is wrong :D

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