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*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

If you legitimately hate Faith Seed as a character but love any of the Seed brothers, I'm just gonna assume you're a misogynist

#underwritten??? that girl has like 4 different backstories she's burned bridges all around the county LOL #actually rephrase that: half the county hates her guts the other half thinks they're maybe in love with her #a third half is too petrified of her to even say her name. like if you can't find a starting place from there then get better at writing ig #GENUINELY compared to her the brothers' backstories and locales look like swiss cheese. SO many unanswered questions #Faith is the only one I feel like was thought through and consistently presented in canon #“underwritten” is kind of a bullshit excuse anyway bc if I feel like something is missing-- and a LOT is missing from FC5--#I..... write. to fill in the gaps I'm seeing. soooooooo......... chop chop I guess #faith

depyotee

#we break this blog's general inactivity to bring you #BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

smallmerci

So I started to think of what fun things Faith might do with her brewery. Does Eden’s Gate allow alcohol? Probably not! But who needs that when you have psychotropic drugs.

With a bonus Rook bottle.

#LOVE

s1lentsadist

A bit of Jacob in the army, because so many people asked for it - and I decided to treat everyone!

Let's have some young Jacob!! 😏

thepachy

LOOK AT HIM !!!

#breathing into a brown paper bag and glaring sideways at him rn #jacob

only-you-and-you-alone

Jacob Seed memes because Mountain Man deserves some love💞

#I continue to fuck w/ him so hard #jacob

joeyclaire

i'm obsessed with problematic relationships with age gaps where the age gap is the least problematic thing about their relationship

#jacob x dep #there are much worse things to worry about than 20-odd years

sloppenslimer

I know I said content hiatus, but @weekend-writer was being a genius again.

#joseph

ziorre

I know you needed this❤

#sobbing???

beingharsh

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

beingharsh

finally someone says something kind of titillating

#👀👀#dare I say it...#jacob x dep

ovur

My husband will walk barefoot down the aisle like this

#john seed

saynogrumpy

in the bunker

#jacob x oc #absolutely in love with this

strafethesesinners

Had a dream that Jacob brainwashed me with “Only You” but instead of getting me to kill people he just made me do his laundry.

#I think I'd rather do the killing tbh. what do you think is the average amount of holes per pair of underwear

schoute

Genuinely when did John have the time to make his 'YES' video??? Like Rook can't have been in Dutch's bunker/island more than a day or so, right??? John just has a production crew on hand and a light up sign and a SET???

#yes.#like literally yes lmao the cult has definitely been making propaganda videos for YEARS now #and john “spare no expense” seed would make 100% sure he had all the best equipment to work with lmao #I bet he RUSHED home in his lil plane to start filming ASAP

chizups

Thought she's gonna eat it raw or something? She's not that carnivorous😬

#immaculate energy here. 10/10

gunpowdernlead

#co-signed bc that was some real shit you just said (about jacob)

arochkin

John and Jacob wish you a Happy New Year!

I'm going a little crazy with the AU where the Seed family doesn't die, but temporarily moves to the center of America to solve financial and legal problems. Deputy, along with the sheriff, Hudson and Pratt, are released and they decide to go after the National Guard. The Collapse has not yet occurred, so there is time to stop the Seed family, but Deputy did not suspect that he would end up in the same city with them.

#FAR CRY IN FARGO LET'S GOOOOOOOOO #love this OP. why'd you draw jacob so sexy

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