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Last updated: 26 July 2025

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[pansyfemme]

im like a fujoshi for self shippers i am you and that fictional character’s number one fan‼️ please indulge yourself on main always and tell me what your first date would be like

[dogpuppy]

[chimpanzeedotcom]

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

[thepoisonjackal]

all of your guys' ocs are so lovely and interesting btw im always thinking this and i hope yall know this

[391780]

The Arrangement

The ad reads “Looking for a woman (25-45) to enter a discreet and unusual arrangement, with monetary compensation. Must fill out application and send photo.”, and for some reason that you can’t even fathom yourself, you apply.

AKA

John Price, who knows better than anyone what a liability having a spouse or partner is, decides that the only way he’s going to find a beautiful soft woman to put up with his absurd schedule and dangerous job is to simply hire them.

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Part 18

Part 19A- (You suspect it’s John)

Part 19B- (You have no idea it’s John)

Part 20

[wrathfulrook]

have this homegrown cat superiority meme made in honor of me having to squeegee my couch after a dog visited

[wrathfulrook]

i ❤️ objectively bad video game men named john

[wrathfulrook]

Wife and I got a new seven foot long sofa. Call us Lunette and Molly

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[cokecoughsyrup]

missing The Character is a strange thing because yea there's always the option to go back to their source material or looking at art or reading fics but it's also like i can't just call them up like i would a friend to see how they're doing and that's the frustrating part of it

[beeelderly]

need to add more mechanics to sleeping

[beeelderly]

- online co-op

- grappling

- fishing minigame

[ask-anything-polls]

How many fandoms have you wrote fics for on ao3?

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don’t write on ao3

How many fandoms have you wrote fics for on ao3?

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21+

Don’t write on ao3

Voting ended onMay 19

[molabuddy]

i Really love when two characters are really quite similar but in such a way that they just hate eachother onsight.. dog barking at a mirror type beef

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running

[unmooredonasundayevening]

writing tip: don’t tell us your character’s backstory. don’t tell us what your character is thinking. don’t tell us what your character is doing. don’t tell us anything. the reader should simply look at a blank page and be suddenly overcome with emotion.

[clinticalthinkr]

Good tip. I know a lot of writers who cry uncontrollably when they see a blank page, so I’m sure that feeling will translate directly to the reader.