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feel free to change pronouns / wording!
ā i presume the prospect of a viral pandemic keeps you up at night as well? ā
ā you like saying no. ā Ā
ā i was gonna make you birthday pancakes. ā Ā
ā how old are you again? ā Ā Ā
ā youāre still alive, you old fucker. ā Ā
ā i was getting worried. ā Ā
ā you locked the door for once, good job. ā
ā i put the change back because iām an honest thief. ā
ā you killed her. ā Ā
ā weāre gonna be brave, and weāre gonna get outta this. ā
ā hey! no one told you to move. ā Ā
ā well, the more you shoot people, the harder it is to sleep, i guess. ā
ā itās easy to make a mistake in the dark. ā Ā
ā you gonna keep me here? kill me? ā Ā
ā iād like to go home and drink ātil my face stops hurting. ā
ā people are gonna come looking for me. ā Ā
ā there are worse things than infected out there. ā
ā i got jumped by a couple guys. ā Ā
ā itās a miracle youāre alive. ā Ā
ā i need you to take a breath. ā Ā
ā rebellion takes time. ā Ā
ā you were safe there until you decided to sneak out. ā
ā i wasnāt expecting it. ā Ā
ā you canāt be stupid like this. ā Ā
ā itās our business to know things. ā Ā
ā your watch is broken. ā Ā
ā you mumble in your sleep. ā Ā
ā look how dark it is. ā Ā
ā iām not sick! ā Ā
ā iām not infected. ā Ā
ā i think what really impressed them was the fact that i didnāt turn into a fucking monster. ā
ā better them than us. ā Ā
ā iām gonna talk to you like youāre an adult. ā Ā
ā can i have a gun? ā Ā
ā people like to tell stories. ā Ā
ā you try climbing ten fucking floors with our knees, see how you feel. ā
ā no more questions about me. ā Ā
ā was it hard? like, knowing they were people once. ā
ā youāre not immune from being ripped apart. ā
ā from this point forward, we are silent. ā Ā
ā well, i didnāt shit my pants, so... ā Ā
ā save who you can save. ā Ā
ā nobody made you go along with this plan. ā
ā donāt blame me for something that isnāt my fault. ā
ā you ask a lot of goddamn questions. ā
ā if you have to get bit to be infected, then who bit the first person? ā
ā thereās stuff up there you shouldnāt see. ā
ā well now i have to see. ā
ā i thought about lying for some reason, but the reason didnāt come. ā
ā if i feed you, then every bum you talk to about it is gonna show up here looking for a free lunch. ā
ā you already know iām bad at lying. ā
ā everything tastes good when youāre starving. ā
ā paying attention to things, itās how we show love. ā
ā there are no friends to be had. ā
ā i was never afraid before you showed up. ā
ā we have a job to do, and god help any motherfuckers who stand in our way. ā
ā you do what i say when i say it. ā
ā it doesnāt matter how much you push the envelope, itāll still be stationary. ā
ā what did the mermaid wear to her math class? an algae bra. ā
ā i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. ā
ā if you donāt think thereās hope for the world, why bother going on? ā
ā you think i wonāt do it? ā
ā i didnāt hear that guy coming. ā
ā i know what itās like, the first time that you hurt someone like that. ā
ā you shouldnāt have had to, and iām sorry. ā
ā it wasnāt my first time. ā
ā where would you be without me, huh? ā
ā how did you know it was an ambush? ā
ā we did what we needed to survive. ā
ā did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? yeah, it runs in your jeans. ā
ā iāve been watching them, i know their patterns. ā Ā
ā iām gonna trust you. ā Ā
ā never killed anyone. ā Ā
ā pointing an unloaded gun at you was the closest iāve ever come to being violent. ā
ā i am the bad guy because i did a bad guy thing. ā Ā
ā have you been back to the room you grew up in? ā Ā
ā this is what happens when you fuck with fate. ā Ā
ā are you ever scared? ā Ā Ā
ā iām scared of ending up alone. ā Ā
ā stay awake with me. ā Ā
ā holy shit, are you dying? ā Ā
ā just a reminder that if youāre dead, iām fucked. ā
ā you donāt know how to whistle? ā Ā
ā does it sound like i know how to whistle? ā Ā
ā you should teach me how to hunt. ā Ā
ā a bad reputation doesnāt mean youāre bad. ā Ā
ā thanks for still giving a shit about me. ā Ā
ā i did those things to keep us alive. ā Ā
ā we murdered people, and i donāt judge your for it. ā
ā be careful who you put your faith in. the only people who can betray us are the ones we trust. ā
ā youāre the only one i trust. ā Ā
ā is this really all they had to worry about? boys, movies, deciding which shirt goes with which skirt⦠itās bizarre. ā
ā what are you so afraid of? ā Ā
ā you have no idea what loss is. ā Ā
ā everybody i have cared for has either died, or left me. ā
ā donāt tell me that i would be safer with somebody else because the truth is, i would just be more scared! ā
ā i am not flinching. the rifle just sucks. ā
ā theyāre not following us, i think weāre safe. ā
ā what the fuck is wrong with you, sneaking up on me like that? ā
ā was that the first dead body you ever saw? ā
ā as much as i love arguing with your stubborn ass, weāre on a mission here. āĀ
ā are you gonna kill me? this seems like the perfect place to do it. ā
ā what did the frustrated cannibal do? he threw up his hands. ā
ā what did the triangle say to the circle? youāre so pointless. ā
ā how does a computer get drunk? it takes screenshots. ā
ā you donāt know what it was like to have a family, to belong. ā
ā goddamn it, i wanna punch you so bad. ā
ā we can just be all poetic and shit and lose our minds together. ā
ā i sensed doubt in there. āĀ Ā
ā i need to know youāre with me. āĀ Ā
ā any sudden moves, i put one right between your eyes. ā
ā itās hard to trust strangers. āĀ Ā
ā luck? thereās no such thing as luck. āĀ Ā
ā i believe everything happens for a reason. āĀ Ā
ā i can protect you. āĀ Ā
ā do not fall asleep. āĀ Ā
ā i started worrying you wouldnāt wake up. āĀ Ā
ā iām afraid of you. āĀ Ā
ā youāre a dangerous person, youāve certainly proven that. ā
ā you canāt survive on your own, no one can. āĀ Ā
ā you remind me of me. āĀ Ā
ā you have a violent heart. āĀ Ā
ā itās okay, baby girl. i got you. āĀ Ā
ā itās not your fault. āĀ Ā
ā you want to learn how to play guitar? āĀ Ā
ā you kinda seem extra quiet today. āĀ Ā
ā when i went to pull the trigger i flinched. āĀ Ā
ā so time heals all wounds, i guess. āĀ Ā
ā people are making apocalypse jokes like thereās no tomorrow. too soon? ā
ā moon rocks taste better than earth rocks. why? because theyāre meteor. ā
ā what did the green grape say to the purple grape? breathe, you idiot. ā
ā you got hit pretty hard. āĀ Ā
ā thatās not on you. āĀ Ā
ā sometimes things donāt work out the way we hope. āĀ Ā
ā if you just keep going, you find something new to fight for. ā