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100 ways to say ‘ i love you ’ sentence starters ↪ skins uk edition. alter as you see fit
“wake up [name], you twat.”
“do you want a coke or something?”
“can i carry your books?”
"i like that you’re funny Iooking.”
"oh thank you, you’re so nice.”
"you fancy me?”
"i think that could have gone a lot worse, don’t you?”
"we’ll miss you, won’t we?”
[ text ] : EAT
"have you always had that mole?”
"i’m respecting. believe me, i’m respecting.”
"you alright? do you want to dance?”
"do you want me to walk you home?”
"we’ll make ourselves comfy, yeah?”
“shall i give you head?”
"i’m gonna get an early night. coming to bed?”
"i’ll give you head - that’s friendship.”
“but what about you? you’ve got bigger problems than me.”
"i like your hair.”
"and i’m really, really sorry for being a slut, okay?”
"i realised something. i’ve been an idiot.”
"and i was hoping maybe you’d give me another chance?”
"you’re clever, funny, and … very, very pretty.”
"so i’ll see you around.”
”[name], you came! i mean, cool, i mean … i wasn’t sure you would.”
“do you think they’ll give us a joint cell?”
"i don’t want this to be difficult.”
"did you get beaten up?”
"i want to speak to you, and i think you want to speak to me.”
"kiss me again.”
"come on, i’m taking you for breakfast.”
"happy birthday, mate.”
"there’s something i have to get off my chest and if i don’t, i’m afraid everything might just totally go to shit.”
"come to bed with me. please.”
"you’re my best friend, but i really don’t know what the fuck you’re on about most of the time.”
"see? i remembered your favourite.”
"look, sorry, [name]. but your mum says we gotta take you home.”
"come out. i’ll get you dancing.”
"do i have to gay you now?”
"right, i know it might seem a bit fast, but, well, i think we’re ready, so, er, [name] … i want you to move in with me.”
"let’s talk. fill me in with everything. every little detail.”
"we can carry on pretending, if it makes you feel any better.”
"and i fucking love you.”
"wow! you’ve got a wacker lot of doughnuts.”
"cheeky.”
"thanks for keeping schtum.”
"hi, i made tea.”
"i brought vodka. was that right?”
"i’ll show you how to do a blowjob.”
"i missed you… i missed you too much.”
"i think you can do anything.”
"it’s also nice just being with you, when you’re not being a prick, that is.”
"you alright?”
"i know you, [name]. i know you’re lonely. i think you need someone to want you. well, i do want you. so be brave. and want me back!”
"fuck you.”
"can’t we just sit like this … for a bit?”
"this is a once-only charity event, you understand?”
"i bought a fucking gateaux.”
"please. can we start again?”
"facebook really needs to hear about this.”
"you’re very stalkable.”
"i was scared!”
"i am so proud of you.”
"don’t you think you’ve had enough?”
"she’s lovely, isn’t she?”
"you look nice in that dress.”
"you are doing so well, sweetheart.”
"so you’re mental, and i’m useless.”
"so, what are we doing next, mystery girl?”
"i’ll never forget you.”
"hi. i got eggs. we can have eggs, yeah? and red bulls and pain au chocolat.”
"i’d die for you. i love you. i love you so much and it’s killing me.”
"don’t take any crap this time.”
"badass.”
"you’ve totally got, like, ‘fuck me’ eyes, girl. totally ‘fuck me sideways’ eyes.”
"maybe we can go together.”
"don’t be an ass hat and people will like you more.”
"i’m trying to understand your way, but you won’t let me.”
"you’ve got quite a rep, but you’re actually pretty sound.”
"you’ve got to stick it to the man, bruv.”
"you need to sort yourself out.”
"remember when we were kids and we used to talk about just… just fucking it, running away and becoming roadies?”
"everything is going to be fine, i promise you.”
"hi, you look nice.”
"you may live your life as you want.”
"we’ll do a girls’ night in.”
"you’re a shape-shifter of happiness.”
"it’s not like we’re getting married! it was one dinner!”
"thank you, my henna-handed honcho.”
"i’m sorry. i was just looking for somewhere a bit quiet.”
"it’s heavenly.”
"why aren’t you here?”
"i tried to ring you.”
"everything’s better. here you are again.”
"i’ll dance with you.”
"what’s happened to you, [name]?”
"i didn’t wanna tell you this when you were all smitten and shit but you can do better.”
“oh, my god! oh, my god! i’m so glad you came!”
"i promise. everything’s going to be alright.”
"i love you.”
☾ HOCUS POCUS ( 1993 ) SENTENCE PROMPTS .
* A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF HOCUS POCUS PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
‘ look at that. another glorious morning…it makes me sick! ‘
‘ you know, ive always wanted a child. ‘
‘ come out, my dear. we will not harm thee. ‘
‘ my ungodly book speaks to you.. ‘
‘ we shall be back, and the lives of all the children of salem will be mine! ‘
‘ come, we fly! ‘
‘ it’s just a bunch of hocus pocus! ‘
‘ damn, damn! double damn! ‘
‘ i killed you once, i shall kill you again, you maggoty mouth feicance! ‘
‘ it doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! ‘
‘ you’re the ugliest thing that’s ever lived, and you know it! ‘
‘ i’ll always take care of you. ‘
‘ but he can’t die. remember? ‘
‘ you’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her. ‘
‘ nothing good can come from this book. you got it?! ‘
‘ there aren’t enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful! ‘
‘ i shall always be with you. ‘
‘ thanks for lighting that candle. ‘
‘ the witches are dead. ‘
‘ my soul’s finally free. you freed me, [name]. ‘
‘ so take her to the movies like a normal person. ‘
‘ next year, we go trick-or-treating as wendy and peter pan… ‘
‘ look just do this one thing for me, and i’ll do anything you say. ‘
‘ this is the girl of my dreams. ‘
‘ i like your costume, [name]. ‘
‘ what do you call them, [name]? yabbos? ‘
‘ what took thee so long? ‘
‘ i had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle. ‘
‘ it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? ‘
‘ we evaporate! we cease to exist! ‘
‘ aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treating? ‘
‘ we’ll be younger in the morning. ‘
‘ why? why was i cursed with such idiot sisters? ‘
‘ don’t get your knickers in a twist! ‘
‘ sucking the lives out of little children! ‘
‘ we’re just three kindly old spinster ladies. ‘
‘ spending a quiet evening at home. ‘
‘ well, tell me friend, what is this contraption? ’
‘ well, what does it say? ‘
‘ it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends . ‘
‘ i’ve waited centuries to say that. ‘
‘ go to hell! ‘
‘ oh! i’ve been there, thank you. i found it quite lovely. ‘
‘ i am alive! ‘
‘ damn that boy, he’s tricked us again. ‘
‘ oh, you’re right, you’re always right. ‘
‘ it’s my curse, that and you two! ‘
‘ say what you want; just don’t breathe on me! ‘
‘ amock! amock! amock! ‘
‘ i am beautiful! boys will love me! ‘
‘ [name] likes your yabbos. in fact, he loves them! ‘
‘ couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night? ‘
‘ hang him on a hook and let me play with him! ‘
‘ this is….this is terribly uncomfortable. ‘
‘ i put a spell on you and now your mine ‘
‘ a virgin lit the candle. ‘
‘ i suggest we form a calming circle. ‘
‘ i smell children! ‘
‘ why was I cursed with such idiot sister?! ‘
‘ twist the bones and bend the back. ‘
‘ i’ve always wanted a child. and now i think i’ll have one on toast! ‘
‘ come little children, i’ll take thee away. ‘
‘ life is sweet, be not shy. on thy feet. so sayeth i! ‘
‘ it is a prison for children. ‘
‘ what is this place? ‘
‘ it reeks of children! ‘
‘ okay that’s it, party’s over! get out of my house! ‘
‘ they call me master. ‘
‘ shove it, satan! ‘
‘ ooh. thou mustn’t speak to master in such a manner. ‘
‘ wait ‘til you see what i’m gonna call you. ‘
‘ hello, i want my book. ‘
‘ we desire children. ‘
‘ i don’t think there’s gonna be a problem. ‘
‘ i couldn’t wear anything like that because i don’t have any. ‘
‘ 'tis firm! 'tis firm as stone! ‘
‘ why! it’s a road! ‘
‘ dead man’s toe! dead man’s toe! dead! dead! dead! ‘
‘ pull over! let me see your driver’s permit! ‘
‘ i need one of those instant ice packs. ‘
‘ oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late? ‘
‘ now you must suffer the consequences! ‘
‘ i’m going to summon the burning rain of death! ‘
‘ look, he makes fire in his hand. ‘
‘ no, no! he’s a good zombie. ‘
‘ i hate it when that happens. ‘
‘ i hate halloween! ‘
‘ i brought the witches back from the dead. see, i even have the book. ‘
‘ look, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay? ‘
‘ are you a virgin? ‘
‘ let’s light this sucker and meet the old broads. ‘
‘ sisters, satan has married medusa. see the snakes in her hair. ‘
‘ i can’t believe you made me move here! ‘
‘ the witches are back from the dead and they’re after us. ‘
‘ how much candy have you had, honey? ‘
‘ all hallow’s eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok! ‘
comfort sentence starters.
“ there, there, it’s okay, don’t cry. ” “ shhh, it’s okay now, i’m here. ” “ don’t cry, everything will work out. ” “ please don’t cry, i’m so sorry. ” “ i will always be here for you. never forget that. ” “ don’t you ever forget that i am always here. ” “ if you ever feel alone, don’t, because i am right here. ” “ i’m going to be here for you through it all. ” “ are you okay? do you need a hug? ” “ come here, give me a hug, it’s going to be okay. ” “ i will always offer you my shoulder to cry on. ” “ don’t let anyone break you down, rise up from their antics. ” “ you deserve so much better, you are a beautiful being. ” “ stop looking for a reason to die, look for one to live for. ” “ you never have to be alone again, i promise. ” “ please don’t make a promise you can’t keep. ” “ hey, what are friends for, huh? ” “ have i ever not been there for you? ” “ i will hold your hand through it all. ” “ never let anyone bring you down dear. ” “ oh, you can’t let them win, stop that. ” “ well, now, what is crying going to do about it? ” “ you finish crying and stand up and come back ten times harder. ” “ you can always forgive, but never forget. ” “ it sucks, i know, but time heals all pain. ” “ you shouldn’t let them get you down. ” “ you are such a strong person, you can beat this. ” “ you will come out on top, standing strong. ” “ you can’t break someone who is already broken. ” “ you will survive this because you were built for it. ” “ it seems rough right now, but just wait, better days do come. ” “ sometimes you just have to let go and let god. ” “ show them what you’re made of, screw them. ” “ when denied, work harder and serve justice. ” “ you are worthy of so much more, i promise you. ” “ you’re not all bad so stop acting like it. ”
AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS
episode six - a murder of gods.
❝ you saved me. thank you. ❞
❝ you already know my name. ❞
❝ what are they ? ❞
❝ oh motherfucker, you never just answer a fucking question ! ❞
❝ that’s not a question, ___ , a question would be: what do you believe you saw ? ❞
❝ i don’t know what i believe. ❞
❝ it was a warning to me, and a sacrifice to them. ❞
❝ sacrifice ? like –– like what, for –– for a god ? ❞
❝ what’s a god ? can we even know they exist ? people believe things, which means they’re real. that means we know they exist. so what came first ? gods ? or the people who believed in them ? ❞
❝ where was all this before i met you ? ❞
❝ there’s always a window. but people are frightened to look through it. it’s safer in the prison cell. ❞
❝ we’re not safe now. ❞
❝ who are you ? ❞
❝ i believe in some things. ❞
❝ your wife obviously has a temper. not used to getting her way, huh ? ❞
❝ your dearly departed has departed and i suggest we should do the same. ❞
❝ was she a ghost ? i mean, do you think you saw a ghost ? ❞
❝ you know, you’re not questioning any of this. i’m questioning everything right now. ❞
❝ i’m not so young nor so narrow to assume the dead are dead, and there’s no spectrum or spectral in between. in my experience, the dead that aren’t rarely come back without purpose. ❞
❝ her purpose was to let you go, now get in. ❞
❝ now you’ve seen who’s after us, and you know what they’re capable of. you can hang around here if you want, but i’m getting out of here. ❞
❝ fuck ! where the fuck is my car ! ❞
❝ yes, it does belong to the dead woman, i am the dead woman. where’s my fucking car ? ❞
❝ first piece of luck i’ve had in days. ❞
❝ worse things out tonight than you. ❞
❝ isn’t she lovely ? ❞
❝ i’ve done the math. this times that equals you’re a cunt, divided by the only way i’m gonna get what i need is if you give it to me equals the only way you’re gonna give it to me is if you don’t need it. ❞
❝ like my friend jesus christ, the only thing you need, ___ , is resurrection. ❞
❝ did you just name drop jesus christ like you know a guy who knows a guy ? ❞
❝ i can be very convincing. ❞
❝ is this you being convincing now ? because you suck at it. ❞
❝ i’m trying to convince you to live. real living. not whatever rot living this is. ❞
❝ why don’t you put that on your fucking scales and weigh it ? ❞
❝ what the fuck are you ? i mean, what the fuck are any of you, but first, tell me, what the fuck are you ? seriously, what the fuck are you ?! ❞
❝ please stop stealing my cab. ❞
❝ i have been traveling in the direction of mecca for days, looking for a jinn. ❞
❝ i’ll tell you where to find a whole murder of gods, demi and otherwise. every god damned one of them. ❞
❝ i know a charm that can lift grief from a grieving heart. ❞
❝ do you know a charm that can stop bleeding ? ❞
❝ i know a charm that can cure sickness and pain and a charm that can turn away the weapons of enemies. i know a charm that can heal with a touch. ❞
❝ excuse the cold hands. ❞
❝ there’s always been a god shaped hole in man’s head. trees were the first to fill it. ❞
❝ mr. wood was the trees, mr. wood was the forest. see, he was a very old god who saw something very new. he saw a god fearing society turn towards complete industrialization. so what did he do ? he sacrificed his trees, he sacrificed his forest, and he became something else. ❞
❝ well, at this stage it’s ‘we’ll see’, or, ‘time will tell’, but if it’ll rest your weary head, then yeah, it’s gone. ❞
❝ religion inspires in those who fear nothing, fear of the gods, and using that fear requires a certain element of fucked up. ❞
❝ i’m not scared of anything anymore. ❞
❝ i’m scared you’re never gonna shut that flapping hole of yours. i’m sitting here having a fucking anxiety attack because i am genuinely terrified that you are never gonna shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ did you kill ___ ? i won’t tell. ❞
❝ my name is ___. or … it was ___. i do not know what my name is now. ❞
❝ i just realized that i’m never gonna see my mother again. i’m never gonna hear her say my name again. i’m never gonna eat her cooking again. ❞
❝ are you dead ? ❞
❝ this is my afterlife, ___. ❞
❝ did you pray for another life ? ❞
❝ i do not pray to ask god for things. i pray to thank god, for bringing me where i am. to this time, to this place, where i finally know what i must do in this life. ❞
❝ i pray i find ___. he is my afterlife. i knew him. we knew each other. and now i wish to know more. ❞
❝ people will defend the warm safe feeling their america gives them. they will defend it with bullets. ❞
❝ less a funeral than a celebration of a sacrifice. ❞
❝ if i know my friend, somebody got tossed into the volcano. ❞
❝ this was a human sacrifice ? ❞
❝ that’s him. head of the crowd. the one they flock to. ❞
❝ please, go in peace. ❞
❝ what rock did you crawl out from under ? ❞
❝ playing a little hide and seek. hiding from the proverbial them, and seeking … you. ❞
❝ i need you to believe in me. ❞
❝ i’ve heard your name on the wind. ❞
❝ we’re at war already, and we’re losing. you, me, all of us. they’re taking honey from our mouths. ❞
❝ i have no use for shame. ❞
❝ it’s easier to pass for the living in the dark, if i felt the need to pass. ❞
❝ your heart’s not beating for this life anymore, ___. this life is done. ❞
❝ that doesn’t obligate him to feel shit. ❞
❝ perhaps i misjudged the kiss. ❞
❝ death do us part, take the fucking hint. he’s gone. your man came, saw you, tasted death on your tongue, and he fucking left. ❞
❝ your kind of love, ___, is the worst kind of love of them all. you can love somebody even when you know they don’t like it. even when you know they don’t want it. ❞
❝ that’s some profound fucking knowledge for you right there, wrapped up in a quaint sexual metaphor. ❞
❝ people do tend to behave if they know they’re being watched. they like being watched. ❞
❝ somebody’s watching. somebody’s always watching. ❞
❝ what did you do to become the god of this little universe that you’ve created ? ❞
❝ you’re no stranger to sacrifice. ❞
❝ they don’t sacrifice anymore. not to me. ❞
❝ you could always sacrifice yourself. you’ve done it before. ❞
❝ you ever see a man hanged, ___ ? throat crushed, gasping for life. it’s a terrible way to find your faith. faith doesn’t have to leave the faithful dangling. ❞
❝ you are what you worship. ❞
❝ the power of fire is firepower. ❞
❝ not god, but godlike. and they believe. ❞
❝ god bless the believers. ❞
❝ i’ll make you a blade worthy of a god. ❞
❝ i know who he is, and who he’s always been. i can depend on that. ❞
❝ you’re not here at the moment. you’re distracted. i wonder why. ❞
❝ she’s out in the cold, but … she doesn’t feel it anymore. or maybe … maybe it’s all she feels, now. ❞
❝ they make blood sacrifices to you. ❞
❝ you could use a blood sacrifice. ❞
❝ you sold us out. ❞
❝ you saw what i was. i was a story people forgot to remember to tell. and they gave me a gun. they put power back in my hands. and i gotta tell you; it feels good. ❞
❝ i never needed my religion to be moral. ❞
❝ moralizing religions are materialistic ones. they all need their martyrs. ❞
❝ i’m laying down a curse. i’m cursing the whole fucking thing. ❞
❝ god is great. ❞
❝ life is great. ❞
FAMILY REFERENCES / SENTENCE STARTERS .
i : in reference to siblings .
❝ i’m not here to see you. i’m here to see your brother/sister. ❞
❝ so, how many siblings did you say you had again? ❞
❝ sometimes i wish i had a sibling or two. ❞
❝ where ever my brother/sister goes, i go. from now on. ❞
❝ i have a long lost sibling out there somewhere. ❞
❝ you are like my brother/sister. ❞
❝ you are brother/sister to me. ❞
❝ you are the brother/sister i never had. ❞
❝ no offense but, your brother/sister scares me. ❞
❝ if you brother/sister knew about us … come on. ❞
❝ me and my siblings don’t get along that well. ❞
❝ i never knew you had a brother/sister. why didn’t you tell me? ❞
❝ i always wondered what it would be like to have a twin. ❞
❝ for a twin, you all look nothing a like. ❞
❝ i have a twin brother/sister somewhere out there. ❞
❝ my brother/sister and i don’t get along anymore. ❞
❝ hey, we should invite your brother/sister to come with us. ❞
❝ me and your brother/sister, we might .. kind of … like each other. ❞
❝ my brother/sister would have liked you. ❞
❝ you remind me of my brother/sister. ❞
❝ sometimes i just think about what my brother/sister might do. ❞
❝ me and my siblings go everywhere together, what did you expect? ❞
❝ my brothers/sisters are always into trouble but not me. ❞
❝ i’m the only good sibling between me and my siblings.. ❞
ii : in reference to parents .
❝ so, your parents turned out to not be your actual parents.. ❞
❝ i didn’t realize we were at that point in our relation/friendship to meet parents. ❞
❝ i thought you might of wanted to meet my parents. ❞
❝ no offense but your mom(s)/dad(s) scare me. ❞
❝ i’m not sure that your parents like me very much. ❞
❝ wait, you want me to meet your parents? ❞
❝ my parents are going to freak out if they find out. ❞
❝ are you insane? my parents will kill me, bring me back, then kill me again! ❞
❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) are fighting again.. ❞
❝ your parents give me hope that love does last. ❞
❝ i don’t even get along with my own parents, let alone yours! ❞
❝ i think we should definitely call our parents. ❞
❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) will know what to do, trust me. ❞
❝ wait, you want me to lie to my parents? ❞
❝ my parents took my phone, so i couldn’t text or anything. ❞
❝ i can’t go, my parents want me to either stay in or go with them somewhere. ❞
❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) called yours and so, that’s how i know. ❞
❝ wait, my mom(s)/dad(s) called you? why? ❞
❝ my parents are grounding me, i’m not sneaking out anymore. ❞
❝ okay, just let me go ask my mom(s)/dad(s). ❞
❝ i asked my mom(s)/dad(s), she/he/they said no. ❞
❝ what your parents don’t know won’t hurt them, right? ❞
❝ hey, i think your mom(s)/dad(s) are starting to like me finally. ❞
❝ so, you just found out that you were actually adopted? ❞
iii : in reference to children .
❝ cute kid, is he/she yours? ❞
❝ do you have any kids? ❞
❝ wouldn’t you like to have kids some day? ❞
❝ how many kids would you want to have in the future? ❞
❝ do you ever think of having kids with me? ❞
❝ i have a kid, things are different now. ❞
❝ i’d rather hang out with my kid than hang out with you. ❞
❝ you can walk with me to pick my son/daughter up from school if you want. ❞
❝ i don’t think i’m really ready to have anymore kids, what about you? ❞
❝ so, you have kids? how many? ❞
❝ i’ve raised enough kids to know better than that. ❞
❝ hey, she’s/he’s just a kid, leave she/he alone. ❞
❝ you’re really good with kids. ❞
❝ wow, i’ve never seen anyone so good with kids before. ❞
❝ i’m really good with kids considering i have one of my own. ❞
❝ sometimes i think i should just have more kids. ❞
❝ i’m good at a lot except for being a parent, it seems. ❞
❝ i’ve seen you with your kid, you’re doing a fine job. ❞
❝ the hardest thing to do is to raise my son/daughter. ❞
❝ you worry too much, i’m sure you’re daughter/son will be fine. ❞
❝ i met your daughter/son, he/she seems wonderful, sweet almost. ❞
❝ i like the idea of having kids more i think. ❞
❝ it’s natural as a parent to worry for their child, relax. ❞
❝ my child drives me crazy but i love him/her and wouldn’t have it any other way. ❞
iv : in reference to all the above .
❝ i’m leaving town, going to stay with some of my family. ❞
❝ today is the day i meet with my real family, wish me luck. ❞
❝ you are more than family to me. ❞
❝ my whole family decided to come into town and stay a bit. ❞
❝ are you worried about meeting my family? because you shouldn’t. ❞
❝ have you seen my family? crazy is an understatement. ❞
❝ i wish i had a family, but i’ll never know the feeling. ❞
❝ you are lucky to have a family, that’s all i’ve ever wanted. ❞
❝ i will do anything and everything for my family, no matter what. ❞
❝ you are family to me, more so than some of my actual family. ❞
❝ it’s the closest thing i’ve got to a family. ❞
❝ this family is falling a part and it is all your fault! ❞
❝ you’re the reason our family is the way it is now. ❞
❝ i don’t think your family likes me very much. ❞
❝ i have a complicated relationship with my in-laws. ❞
❝ what’s it like to have a family? i’ve never known. ❞
❝ one day, we are going to have a family of our own. ❞
❝ do you want to start a family with me one day? ❞
❝ i have a really big/small family. ❞
❝ where is your family? ❞
❝ i don’t have a family. ❞
❝ we are not family anymore. ❞
❝ we’re no longer family as far as i’m concerned. ❞
❝ if you mess with any of my family then you’re messing with all of us. ❞
✰ — — — BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ do you think we’re gonna die here tonight? ’ ‘ it’s horrifying, chilling… just over all not good. ’ ‘ should we just get this over with? ’ ‘ he’s a fucking criminal. ’ ‘ sharing is caring? meh, go fuck yourself. ’ ‘ oh god, um… oh my god, i fucking hate this. ’ ‘ stop banging on the door, you dick. ’ ‘ what. the fuck. is wrong with you. ’ ‘ i gotta be honest, this doesn’t really compel me very much. ’ ‘ that was a joke that i made and then it formed your opinion on it. ’ ‘ flip that switch. do you think that’s the murder switch? ’ ‘ this is embarrassing. this is embarrassing for you, i think. ’ ‘ no one’s ghost-proof. ’ ‘ i’m ghost-proof. ’ ‘ you’re not ghost-proof. you’re just an idiot who refuses to see proof. ’ ‘ i’m ghost-proof, baby! ’ ‘ that sounded like will smith! ’ ‘ is will smith dead? has anyone checked the news?! ’ ‘ the problem is if there’s something that attacks us down here, i’m going to hit my head on the ceiling and my skull will smash. ’ ‘ alright, buddy. keep your wits about ya. ’ ‘ let’s get the fuck out of here. ’ ‘ i kind of just looked into places that would make me wanna die and i think this checks that box. ’ ‘ did i just blind you? good, good, good. it’ll give you the vision. ’ ‘ take a drink! ’ ‘ i’m gonna get you all tanked. ’ ‘ what do you expect? what insight are you trying to gather from here? ’ ‘ maybe the noise is a little snake. can you imagine a little snake wrapped around a little pickaxe with a little hat on? ’ ‘ i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but… i’m dismissing it. ’ ‘ alright. alright, man. you just gotta chill. ’ ‘ i thought ‘glory hole’ used to mean something very innocuous, though. ’ ‘ it’s where the men fucked the earth hoping to impregnate it with gold. ’ ‘ a bug flew up my nose. ’ ‘ i think i’ve swallowed about six tablespoons of bugs at this point. ’ ‘ it’s so silent aside from the bugs in my ears. ’ ‘ a bat flew right behind you just now. ’ ‘ that bat was straight-up going for your ass… it was an ass bat. ’ ‘ dude, i’m so nervous. ’ ‘ how can you be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that? ’ ‘ there’s some pretty shitty things that have happened to people around here. ’ ‘ can you even look at least a little bit worried? ’ ‘ yeah, i’m fucking nervous, man. i feel like i’m gonna vomit. ’ ‘ we’re all assholes here. ’ ‘ i don’t know why i phrased it ‘lucky for us.’ i think i was feeling brave when i wrote this. ’ ‘ yeah, this isn’t lucky for you at all. ’ ‘ i’m gonna try and avoid saying ‘demon’ as much as i can. ’ ‘ i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do. ’ ‘ shut up. we’re moving on. ’ ‘ you know what? i’m not trying to scare you, but… i got a bad feeling about this one. ’ ‘ why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in public right now. ’ ‘ oh… you’ve out-dumbed yourself. ’ ‘ you know, i thought this was gonna be funny, but now i’m actually happy that i have it. ’ ‘ i’m a whole other coin. just like a chill ass wheat-back penny. ’ ‘ i’m doing it for the betterment of the science. ’ ‘ any demons here? you got any demons out tonight? any horn-y boys or whatever they are. ’ ‘ you may not like this… i’m gonna try to agitate it. ’ ‘ you do what you gotta do and i’ll do what i gotta do. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna be as crude as possible here. ’ ‘ no, no, no. just right out of the gate. why build up? ’ ‘ if you don’t believe then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right? ’ ‘ you can be is big of a prick as you want, but i’m staying over here. ’ ‘ if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me. ’ ‘ nope! don’t loop me into your shit! ’ ‘ stop looping me. i hate when you do this to me in demon places. ’ ‘ i’m not part of his little charade. ’ ‘ children will come here and tell tales about me. ’ ‘ shut the fuck up – i’m gonna murder you. ’ ‘ oh what a load of horse shit. ’ ‘ oh, skip the theatrics and just go into it. ’ ‘ if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to throw me off. ’ ‘ you gotta admit, that is an effective technique. ’ ‘ no, it’s not an effective technique. it’s a way to get killed. ’ ‘ that’s not how you get them, shut up. ’ ‘ when’s the last time you ever walked into the dark woods? ’ ‘ this is so much scarier than hunting fucking sasquatch. ’ ‘ people usually feel overcome with emotion in here, like a violent emotion. ’ ‘ give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. i would appreciate that. ’ ‘ by the way, these woods are also scary because of the people that might be in there. ’ ‘ i mean, people are greater threats than demons or ghouls. ’ ‘ i can’t fight, you can’t fight. ’ ‘ you’re like one of those carwash floaty things that are out front just wiggling around. ’ ‘ anyone doing up to no good out here? ’ ‘ one of these times we’re gonna die. ’ ‘ oh shit! there’s something over there. i don’t know what it is, but the bushes are moving. ’ ‘ i just heard a scream. ’ ‘ well, if we just make it seem like we’re in on it, like… we’re here for the cult stuff. ’ ‘ we’re here for the cult stuff. we saw the ad on craigslist. ’ ‘ it feels weird to even joke. i’m so fucking scared right now. ’ ‘ oh sure they’d be hiding in the bushes. they’re cultists. ’ ‘ i keep collecting spiderwebs on my face and now i’m just sort of immune to them. i’m just letting them accumulate. ’ ‘ well, you are just a giant stick walking around. ’ ‘ oh, this looks fun… an odd collection of branches. looks like a witch lair or something. ’ ‘ hello? you can’t be doing occult stuff like this. it’s a weeknight. ’ ‘ dude, wait. you’re fucking crazy. ’ ‘ you need to chill. you need to chill out. ’ ‘ hey man, it’s just a plant. ’ ‘ we kicked goatman off the bridge, it’s ours now. ’ ‘ goatman, are you out here in the woo– well, he’s out here in the woods ‘cause he’s not tending to his bridge. ’ ‘ clearly. that’s why finders keepers and all that. ’ ‘ hey, if there’s cultists out there… i gotta let you know, my pal has a water gun. ’ ‘ i don’t like this, i don’t like this one bit. ’ ‘ we are hearing noise from all sides at this point. it’s very blair witch. ’ ‘ yeah, let’s leave. ’ ‘ the name ‘steve’ doesn’t really strike fear into the heart. ’ ‘ i’ll go along with this. fun gimmick. ’ ‘ well demons, it’s been fun. ’ ‘ as we snuff these candles so too do we snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp. ’ ‘ this bridge is officially mine. they’ll tell legends of me here. ’ ‘ oh god, i feel like i’ve gone to the dark side. ’ ‘ just gloat a little bit. this is a win for you. ’
kiss sentence starters.
“ are you gonna kiss me or not? ” “ how many have you kissed? ” “ i really want to kiss you right now. ” “ i think we should kiss right now. ” “ i don’t kiss and tell. ” “ do you wanna kiss me? ” “ am i a good kisser? ” “ do i think i kiss okay? ” “ i’ve always wanted to kiss you. ” “ so i can kiss you anytime i want. ” “ i’ve never kissed anyone before. ” “ please, tell me you’ve done this before. ” “ it we just a kiss, not like it meant anything? ” “ did you kiss me with your tongue? ” “ you are a really good kisser. ” “ i want to be my first and last kiss. ” “ just walk up to him/her and kiss him/her, it’s not hard. ” “ are you trying to lean in and kiss me right now. ” “ do not even try and kiss me right now. ” “ not even a kiss could shut me up. ” “ no kiss goodbye? ” “ you always kiss me goodbye, why? ” “ i dream about kissing your lips. ” “ i’ve kissed before, just not like this. ” “ i don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me? ” “ i don’t wanna miss this kiss. ” “ let’s just kiss and get it over with already. ” “ first kisses are always so awkward, unless the other person is experienced. ”
✰ — — — BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ strap in ‘cause this one is rough. ’ ‘ it’s– it’s yucky. ’ ‘ i’m aware of some details of this and it’s– it’s yucky. ’ ‘ i’m not a gambling man, but i don’t really like those odds. ’ ‘ we could conceivably run into this guy taking a dump in the woods or something. ’ ‘ are you fucking out of your mind? ’ ‘ i’m starting to think you want to die. ’ ‘ you turned a corner on that one pretty quick. ’ ‘ oh my god, it’s fucking horrifying. ’ ‘ there’s an elk, though. there’s a deer over there. ’ ‘ here’s the remains and rubble of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of all time and you’re looking at the fucking deer in the forrest. ’ ‘ maybe they were in there telling ghost stories. ’ ‘ that’s not what pillow talk is, i don’t think. ’ ‘ pillow talk could either mean something you do after sex or it could mean what’s like sleepover talk. ’ ‘ do you tell ghost stories after sex? ’ ‘ all very effective for– for murder. ’ ‘ they stabbed him so hard that the knife bent. ’ ‘ you would think that there’d be at least one witness. ’ ‘ you see someone running through the forrest covered in blood, you’re probably not gonna bat an eye. ’ ‘ that’s not how the forrest works. ’ ‘ excuse me, sir. why are you covered in blood? ’ ‘ i’m glad to know that you would be the worst crime scene witness of all time. ’ ‘ oh, you were phrasing it in a dramatic way. ’ ‘ what is it about killers– that they want to be caught so badly… or like they want to get as close to being caught without being caught? ’ ‘ i can’t put my mind into the mind of a criminal. ’ ‘ i can put my mind into the mind of a criminal. ’ ‘ some of them must be friends, others would like to plunge knives into each other. ’ ‘ i can imagine one friend of yours murdering you. ’ ‘ i’m pretty sure there was a coverup by the police department. ’ ‘ 70′s and 80′s police were always just like, ‘oh, you murdered someone? you got forty bucks?’ ’ ‘ great! what else do you want?! i murdered people for you! and now… what? ’ ‘ oh, so i’m the psycho cause i murdered for you!? ’ ‘ what, the police were just writing fan fiction? ’ ‘ this is just baffling to me. ’ ‘ i guess that’s their job, but can you imagine how much goddamn paperwork is involved in that? so much! ’ ‘ i’m pretty sure we’re being watched, so i kind of wanna leave, to be honest. ’ ‘ i’ve had enough of this place and i haven’t even been here that long. i hate this place. ’ ‘ this boogeyman is very thorough. ’ ‘ i guess we’re lucky he got lazy. ’ ‘ the greatest safety precautions of our time are written in blood. ’ ‘ i think they’re tired of this ongoing saga that never ends. ’ ‘ you know, i actually disagree with that last sentiment. ’ ‘ this is like straight-up end of days shit going on. ’ ‘ this could’ve been the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, in my mind. ’ ‘ i’ve daydreamed about having an amazing bunker that has satellite tv. ’ ‘ ‘bad advil’ sounds like a shitty indie band. ’ ‘ the wild west was the 80′s. ’ ‘ in the 80′s you could walk in a store, pocket a soda, punch a guy in the face, and then be like ‘see ya later. fuck you!’ cops wouldn’t get to your door for weeks. ’ ‘ he had books that were just titled ‘how to crime’? if he had a book called ‘how to crime’ then there’s your guy. ’ ‘ oh, yeah… nah, i’m good. eh, bit of a reach. ’ ‘ some old lady in florida bought the unabomber’s typewriter? ’ ‘ maybe this guy was really in the dog house and was just desperate for any kind of turn of affection from her so he thought, ‘i know that i’ll do! i’ll write the fbi!’ ’ ‘ no, i didn’t– what, is there anything to suggest that i would chase my mom with an axe? ’ ‘ i think you wear a mask sometimes. ’ ‘ maybe you should keep digging and see what happens. ’ ‘ these are two messed up weirdos who have found each other and it’s almost a shockingly beautiful love story. ’ ‘ i don’t get it. i just wanna talk about my work and everyone just keeps seeming to bring up all my past of all the shitty stuff i’ve done. ’ ‘ ugh, this guy’s gross. ’ ‘ it must’ve been fun to be a criminal in the 80′s. ’ ‘ everything before the 80′s – just lawless. ’ ‘ get your sunglasses ready because this one is packed full of bright stars. ’ ‘ i’m good to go. i’m always ready, baby! ’ ‘ it came true so she was actually warranted in all these fears. ’ ‘ this would be like if you were eaten by a shark. ’ ‘ i thought for a second we were talking about things that are actually scary. ’ ‘ i’m gonna let this slide because i know you’re just trying to get a rise out of me. ’ ‘ does that man have a magical penis or something? ’ ‘ you think the only reason someone would go back to someone is because they have a magical penis? ’ ‘ i feel like divorce is probably a lot of work. ’ ‘ do you not know how love works? ’ ‘ maybe i don’t know how love works. ’ ‘ i have a hard time imagining someone going gaga over christopher walken. ’ ‘ i bet when you get in a room with christopher walken, he commands the space. ’ ‘ i brought some cocktail weenies. ’ ‘ one of my greatest fears is that someone will trick me into doing heroin. ’ ‘ that’s the dumbest fear i’ve ever heard in my life. ’ ‘ how many situations can you be in that would put you up to that potential danger? ’ ‘ how many parties are you going to where heroin’s involved? it seems like a lot. ’ ‘ it’s the fear that someone would come up to me on the street and put heroin in me and then i’m hooked forever. ’ ‘ here’s what must’ve happened… these forty things, in succession. ’ ‘ what are you trying to do, fuck my wife? ’ ‘ why would he make this up? ’ ‘ he– he was just trying to fuck someones wife. ’ ‘ i can’t imagine murdering someone even when drunk. ’ ‘ when you drink you can imagine murdering someone?! ’ ‘ i ate a pumpkin once when i was drunk… i just took a bite out of a pumpkin. ’ ‘ that’s a rational fear! ’ ‘ that is not a rational fear! ’ ‘ these are the musings of a paranoid man. ’
‘ all i need is for you to stay by my side. ’ ‘ all of the love songs remind me of you. ’ ‘ all of the words in the world can’t show how much you mean to me. ’ ‘ boy, could i use your love & affection right now. ’ ‘ concept: we’re both awake at 4 a.m. i call you to hear your sleepy voice. ’ ‘ cute thing that you do: the most stereotypical giggle & then hiding your face. ’ ‘ don’t let this be temporary. ’ ‘ don’t worry about me. i just want to know you’re okay. ’ ‘ every day i get to see your gorgeous face is a good day. ’ ‘ everything about our relationship feels so natural & perfect. ’ ‘ feelings change, but mine about you won’t. ’ ‘ hey, guess what? i love you. ’ ‘ hold me tight & tell me you love me. ’ ‘ i always daydream about living with you. ’ ‘ i am so exhausted, but i’d sleep so much better with your arms around me. ’ ‘ i can’t help but imagine living with you years from now. ’ ‘ i can’t keep setting fires to keep you warm. ’ ‘ i could listen to you talk about the things you love forever. ’ ‘ i don’t think i’ll ever stop wanting you. ’ ‘ i don’t want those memories any more. ’ ‘ i forget who & where i am when we kiss. ’ ‘ i get that warm, pleasant feeling in my chest when i’m with you. ’ ‘ i hope with all my heart that you love me like i love you. ’ ‘ i hope you feel the same way you make me feel. ’ ‘ i just want to softly cuddle with you & count the freckles on your cheek & i want to run my fingers through your hair. ’ ‘ i know it’s getting scary, but you’ve just got your perfect self out of bed & do the best with what you’ve got. i believe in you. ’ ‘ i love looking into your squinted eyes while we laugh. ’ ‘ i love when you give me little kisses on my hand & cheek & neck. it makes me feel so loved. ’ ‘ i never thought i’d deserve the love you give me. ’ ‘ i think you’ve shown me what love really is. ’ ‘ i want the only thing between our bodies to be our love. ’ ‘ i want the only thing between our love to be our lips. ’ ‘ i want to bury my face in the crook of your neck until we both fall asleep. ’ ‘ i want to listen to the beautiful song of your voice for hours. ’ ‘ i want to make you just as happy as you make me. ’ ‘ i want to wake up to your smile. ’ ‘ i want to wrap my arms around you at 3 a.m. & tell you i love you. ’ ‘ i want you to be my yesterday, my today, & my tomorrow. ’ ‘ i want you. ’ ‘ i will always love you. even when you don’t think it’s a possibility, i am going to love you. ’ ‘ i would sleep so much better with you right next to me. ’ ‘ if only you could see your angelic self from my perspective. ’ ‘ if you frequently play with my hair, i might just fall in love with you. ’ ‘ it’s amazing feeling the warmth of your love. ’ ‘ it’s okay to have a bad day every once in a while. ’ ‘ it’s so much easier to fall asleep when you’re in bed next to me, running your gentle fingers down my back while we softly smile at each other through the darkness. ’ ‘ i’d wait a lifetime to be in your arms. ’ ‘ i’m all yours. always. ’ ‘ i’m always going to support you. without even a second thought, i’ll be there when you need me. i want what’s best for you. ’ ‘ just knowing you’re there comforts me. ’ ‘ just thinking about how you make me blush. ’ ‘ keep in mind all the things that you have to look forward to, babe. ’ ‘ kiss me under the starry sky. ’ ‘ let me know if you’re in love with me too. ’ ‘ let today be the day that everything changes. you are capable of so much. ’ ‘ let’s go on a cute, cliché date. ’ ‘ let’s sleep together under the stars. ’ ‘ make yourself & your own happiness you priority. ’ ‘ make yourself happy before you worry about me. ’ ‘ my kindness isn’t weakness. ’ ‘ my new years resolution is for all our arguments to be settled because i know you’ll still have my love ’ ‘ oh, what a privilege it is to matter to you. ’ ‘ our love could make flowers bloom int he dead of winter. ’ ‘ pet names are my weakness. ’ ‘ start setting boundaries. enough is enough. ’ ‘ thank you for caring like nobody else ever has. ’ ‘ thank you for caring when nobody else has. ’ ‘ the world is going to do something amazing for you. ’ ‘ there are times to power through it & there are times to say no. ’ ‘ when i look at the stars i can’t help but think of you. ’ ‘ when you look at me, the butterflies flutter. ’ ‘ you are my happiness & you don’t even know it. ’ ‘ you are my starlight. ’ ‘ you are the one i’d do anything for. ’ ‘ you are what puts my mind to rest when i can’t sleep. ’ ‘ you don’t need anyone to rescue you. you can do it all on your own, babe. i know you can. ’ ‘ you feel like home. ’ ‘ you have a smile that lights up my world. ’ ‘ you have no idea how proud of you i am. you’ve done so much for everyone. thank you. ’ ‘ you stole my heart, but i’ll let you keep it. ’ ‘ you’re made of stars & you’re my favorite constellation. ’ ‘ you’re my favorite notification. ’ ‘ you’re my home & i’m homesick. ’ ‘ you’re not just your mistakes & you deserve to be happy. ’ ‘ you’re so much more than good enough. don’t ever doubt that. ’ ‘ you’re soft & sweet & too good for me. ’ ‘ you’re something special babe. you can make a difference. ’ ‘ you’re the happy part of my days. ’ ‘ you’re the one i’m looking for. ’ ‘ you’re the one thing i think about when i wake up every morning. ’ ‘ you’re the reason why i want to get up every morning. ’ ‘ you’re waking, talking, living, loving poetry. ’
𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .
❛ what are you doing? ❜
❛ what , you’re going to kill me? ❜
❛ fuck ! put the gun down ! please , come on ! it’s me , alright ? ❜
❛ what are you doing with that ? ❜
❛ please .. don’t do this anymore ! ❜
❛ let her/them/him go or i’ll blow you away ! ❜
❛ wait ! okay … okay ! okay , i’ll tell you , whatever you want to know .. ❜
❛ you point that thing at me you better pull the trigger . ❜
❛ alright , alright , alright .. i’ll talk ! ❜
❛ please , just let me go , i won’t tell anyone … i promise . ❜
❛ let me out of here ! let me go ! ❜
❛ you’re not getting away this time … ❜
❛ actually , i think i better get going … it’s late and … ❜
❛ come on ! fight back ! fight back ! fight back you coward ! ❜
❛ come on , hit me ! ❜
❛ do it ! pull the trigger ! do it , do it , do it ! ❜
❛ come and find me … polo ! ❜
❛ i don’t want to hide anymore , i don’t want to be afraid anymore … ❜
❛ you keep saying you’re going to stop but you don’t ! ❜
❛ how many more people need to die before you’re satisfied ? ❜
❛ why are you doing this ? ❜
❛ don’t come any closer , that’s far enough . ❜
❛ if you don’t pull the trigger i’ll pull it for you ! ❜
❛ i thought that you were in danger … ❜
❛ you’re dangerous … i , i just don’t want to end up dead .. ❜
❛ i promise i won’t hurt you … ❜
❛ can you please stop screwing with my mind , god ! ❜
❛ i don’t want to be here anymore , please , can we go back ? ❜
❛ um …. i’m not sure i want to go , thanks anyway .. ❜
❛ that sounds dangerous …. i’m in . ❜
❛ i don’t know , it sounds awfully dangerous … ❜
❛ stay back or i will rip your head off ! ❜
❛ i think … this is wrong , no . i can’t just stand by and watch it . ❜
❛ do you think you would ever hurt me like that ? ❜
❛ i can’t be with someone who could hurt me like that … ❜
❛ this is not love ! it is obsession ! a sick one at that ! ❜
❛ are you following me ? what … what do you want ? money ? ❜
❛ please … i have money , just let me go . ❜
❛ i don’t think you realize how the dangerous this game is .. ❜
❛ it’s not just a game ! ❜
❛ if you’re in some kind of trouble , you can tell me . ❜
❛ come on , it’s just a game , what could go so wrong ? ❜
❛ are you the one that’s been watching me ? stalking me ? ❜
❛ actually , do you mind if we just stop/pull over here ? ❜
❛ what are you doing ? you missed the stop back there ? ❜
❛ hello ? is someone there ? ❜
❛ you’re scaring me … ❜
❛ okay , you’re really starting to scare me … ❜