Hoplo's Armory

[hoplocatfish]

▄︻テ══━一Just a megalechis thoracata who loves its guns ᠵデᡁ᠊╾━

Feel free to send art requests, asks, whatever!

18+ only!

[hoplocatfish]

Gun objectums, do yourselves a favor and play Polyarmory: High Caliber Love. You literally pleasure your guns by shooting them. Its free on Steam and was made by the same developer as OnlyCans. The theme song is also very silly and OS indulgent!

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Ruger Precision Rifle getting locked and suppressed!!

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i know you freaks are gonna love this

[hoplocatfish]

Hey, great profile! If you had to choose, is there any firearm you would consider your “dream gun?” Something you’d want above all others. Scarcity or other factors not withstanding

Thanks :D and such a tough question

Right now, probably an original WWI Winchester m1897 "Trench Gun". Interesting history and beautiful gun, especially with that evil looking bayonet on it.

I'm also a sucker for double-barrel side-by-sides but currently don't have a particular favorite. They're all so gorgeous. Love my shotties...

Original M16A1/XM16E1 etc. are high on the list, also a fascinating history and the best looking of the M16 family in my opinion. So smooth and shiny, plus full-auto <3

Love the AK platform too. Probably the most conventionally attractive firearm. Practicality aside, I also kind of want some big belt-fed M240 (FN Mag) just for fun. I just think its neat. (and hot).

Curious to know what my fellow gunfuckers would pick!!

[kalashkisser]

recoil is your gun wanting to be closer to you

[trigger-hvppy]

computah. show me everyone's beloved objects . weapons preferred but not limited 2 i love to see fellow hoplophiles ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

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My lil' pride 'n' joy

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There's something very erotic about loading a shotgun

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Hardcore Henry (2015) directed by Ilya Naishuller

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thought my fellow weapjectums would love this 😵‍💫 wish I could've got it

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[hoplocatfish]

Happy Gun Frotting Friday™ !

[hoplocatfish]

UMM btw,, there's an actual purchasable sexual lubricant called Gun Oil,, just fyi,, if u even care,, /silly

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If only it was safe to use on the guns too...

[hoplocatfish]

hoplocatfish save me….. i need more gun yaoi….. ples………i’m parched…..

You get an over-oiled HK MP5a3!

[youneedtoactr1ght]

something about shotguns to me.

they’re beautiful. All their intricacies. The soft wood and its glisten, the sounds it makes and its reactions, every click and slide, the unity of tree and metal, the power, the way it snuggles into your hands so perfectly.

She’s power. She’s grace. She’s a combination of subtlety and brute force. And she’s all yours.

They respond to your touch, they work just for you, and I think they love you.

there’s something intimate about sliding a shell into the slot, then ejecting it. Something about the way they smoke, panting after expending their energy.

It’s beauty.

[hoplocatfish]

Sig p320 uncommanded discharge😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫