[evilswampwitch]

Listen I came up with a million dollar idea and honestly if someone wants to steal my intellectual property it’s cool it would be for the greater good anyways what if we made an app that connected to Facebook and Instagram but mainly Instagram, where when you make a new post you could pay like 99 cents to have your post sent to the top of particular people’s feeds. So if I made a post and i wanted it to immediately be seen by like 3 guys im talking to, I could pay 99 c per person to have it sent to the top of their feed. Genuinely I feel like people would use this, I would use this, someone get me on shark tank

[evilswampwitch]

Not to be that bitch but I really hate men

[evilswampwitch]

I have been thinking about going on a cruise lately and I just found out that it is frowned upon to talk about titanic on a cruise?? I’m sorry???? You want me to go on a big boat and NOT constantly reference titanic? I’m sorry???

[evilswampwitch]

I haven’t made a post on tumblr in forever but I want to shout into the void how great and amazing and beautiful and smart and funny my best friend is!!! It is absolutely INSANE that so many men completely fumble her and don’t see what she’s worth????? The fact that she is single? Absolute madness. I don’t know if hope is the word but it gives me…..something. Comfort maybe? Comfort that men are truly just stupid and there is nothing we can really be doing to impress them. She’s smart AND beautiful AND financially stable like she’s going to buy a house on her own soon??? And she doesn’t have men lining up down the street to go on a date??? Absolutely bewildering to me. You just gotta be you and not care what any man thinks because they just don’t think period

[evilswampwitch]

Just a little life update I was dating a guy for three months and I was fully under the impression that it was going so well and I liked him so much and he dumped me like a week ago so I guess I’m sad about that but WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS TOBY so I’ll get over it

[thumping-whumper]

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

[evilswampwitch]

It feels like every time I post on here about a romantic interest of mine it is cursed immediately so I’m gonna hold back right now but just know that it’s going really well for me

[kosmogrl]

I love doing nothing, what I don't love is the inevitable overthinking that comes with doing nothing

[kosmogrl]

[romanceyourdemons]

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

[alovesogentle]

Men are literally never normal about liking you. It's always ominous

[evilswampwitch]

Btw I’m the president of the Charlie swan fan club now

[evilswampwitch]

I’m watching twilight for the first time in forever and WHEN WAS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME CHARLIE IS HOT??!! I literally used to think Charlie was so old looking and now???? He’s the hottest one in this movie 10000%

[byronicjamie]

^this

[cannibalchicken]

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[mistressaccost]

[sweatermuppet]

im like no worries & then feel so upset i get chest pains