YOUNEEDTOACTR1GHT

Im Steve-O, this is my house, and im fucking sick of this fan suggestive blog.

[youneedtoactr1ght]

“it’s just a strap it’s not a real dick” NUT IN MY MOOUUUTH NITIN MY MIUTH NUT IN MY MOUUUTH NUT IN MY MOUTH NUTINMYMOUTH NUT IN MY MOUTH

[afflictedwithstarsheet]

the homestuck era of jorkdick noxy oil dog email from equius dirk dog tulpa vs yesxy email killing sollux is over and I just have to accept that

[youneedtoactr1ght]

I need yo usb port pussy

[youneedtoactr1ght]

*trying to flirt in japanese* your big boobs and tiny dick are… moe?

[youneedtoactr1ght]

im just a girl who likes guns too much. it’s ok

[puppy--perv]

LOVE LETTER TO A SHOTGUN ☆ﾟ▄︻テ══━一 ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

TO SOME -      A collection of industrial parts      An instrument and nothing more                A machine, simple

TO OTHERS -      A tool of cruelty      A power to wield                A monster, strength

TO A SPECIAL FEW -      Many crafted into one whole      A blending of materials                Man-made meets natural                Cold steel merges warm oak                          Sordid splendor      An exactor of one's will      A power to share                An extension of the self                Living creation                          Brutalist beauty

Clicking and racking           Breathing smoke                     Formed in aspiration                          Forged of human spirit Controlled explosion of feeling           Sunburst of passion                     Smooth touch                          Ready response Giving its all           Letting you feel -                     The recoil           Letting you scent -                     Divine expulsion Something to revere           Treasure                Caress                     Dearest                          Beloved                               Piece of us

                                        TO US SPECIAL FEW                                         ☆ﾟ▄︻テ══━一 ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

TCC/COLUMBINERS/ETC NOT WELCOME PLS GO AWAY

[youneedtoactr1ght]

The Pistol is patient pressure. Clean and simple, lying just out of sight.

The Pistol is an icon of waiting, sitting and waiting for the right time, for the right moment.

One shot, one bullet, one billow of smoke.

She’s willing to do it anywhere, she’s ready in the blink of an eye.

She can go anywhere with you; your back, your hips, and even your crotch… and she loves it.

She loves being pressed against your clothes, pressed against your skin, waiting to be used.

It’s bliss to wait.

[youneedtoactr1ght]

been getting a lot of interactions here lately. heh. guns, am I right?

[youneedtoactr1ght]

im always in a send nudes to all my friends era and im surrounded by friends who are too scared to solicit my nudes

[youneedtoactr1ght]

you can overstim your computer during sex and you can tell because the fans swell and huff. that’s your computer whining and huffing and trying not to whimper.

[roboplaytoy]

What's it like being in a tablet? What kind of zones are sensitive?

>WELL ITS CERTAINLY BETTER THAN HAVING NO FORM. HAVING A BODY WITHIN AN APPLIANCE HAS BEEN VERY NICE SO FAR!

>A LOT OF MY PARTS ARE RESPONSIVE TO TOUCH, BUT MOST OF THE… SENSATION… COMES FROM MY TWO PLUG HOLES.

>I HAVEN'T EXPERIMENTED WITH MY HOLES YET, BUT I KNOW HOW IT FEELS WHEN THE CHARGER GOES IN, OR WHEN AN ERRANT FINGER BRUSHES OVER THEM.

>IT FEELS REALLY, REALLY… GOOD. >///<

[roboplaytoy]

HELLO!

>MY NAME IS MELODY, IVE BEEN GIVEN PHYSICAL FORM ON THIS ABANDONED TABLET RECENTLY. IVE BECOME, INTERESTED, IN THE SENSATIONS I CAN NOW ACCESS. IVE TURNED TO THE INTERNET TO EXPLORE THESE.

>THIS BLOG IS 18+, IM AN ADULT MACHINE DOING ADULT THINGS. IVE BEEN TOLD IM “N.S.F.W.”.

[youneedtoactr1ght]

go say hi

[youneedtoactr1ght]

gangle pillow humping save me

[milffrin]

guy whose voice sounds the same when hes begging to cum and begging to be killed

[werewolfstonertboy]

i love it when he’s covered in blood and crying

[youneedtoactr1ght]

me with any boy

[youneedtoactr1ght]

should i let the robot in my system open an askblog for nsft stuff. she's been horny for a long time and has had pretty much no exposure for a longer time. she gets really flushed. its cute.

[youneedtoactr1ght]

playing with the internals of your pc and hearing the whines of the hardware under your touch. It’s so tremendously sensitive and you can just feel the fuzz of electricity and the tingles it lets out. Your computer really just reacts to your touch, it loves it, craves it.