Hopper Jack

Hopper | he/him | born in '94 | I don't RP

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[mwagneto]

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[scarlettohairdye]

Zelda puzzle training simulator

[ashleyloob]

someone bought a bunch of prints from me at a recent con (they were very nice!!!) but they came back the next day and told me they scrolled through all my old takes on my twitter and bluesky from when I was just cringeposting and told me "you have great takes" BUT NOW I HAVE TO LIVE KNOWING THEY SAW ALL MY INSANE TWEETS FROM YEARS AGO 😭😭😭

ik it's all public BUT IDK IT HITS DIFFERENT WHEN THEY COME UP TO U IRL AND REFERENCE UR OLD CRINGE TWEETS AAAAAAA

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[toyota-supra]

What [car] would you build a time machine out of?

an old VW Beetle because it wouldn't look out of place literally anywhere

[aokozaki]

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

[shingojira]

oh damn that is inspiring

[optical-trapping]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

[the-real-seebs]

never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

[boomcomplains]

Okay, but don't leave this in the tags, man.

[phantomrose96]

Personally? I would never deny Hiromu Arakawa her right to a short bratty braided blond character in a kickass red coat

[phantomrose96]

Invent a look this iconic and I think you should get to use it in every series.

[phantomrose96]

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[catgirltitties]

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[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[melonflavored]

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[queen-of-crows]

Not trying to victim blame or anything but you’d think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel would’ve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.

Like, I know your great grandpa’s sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.

[karhs]

oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well

[tobiasbones]

The other day i bought this yarn cause that’s obviously the trans flag, and I just saw that this colour is called ‘life’! I’m gonna cry