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GIVE HADESTOWN MORE STREAMS THAN HAMILTON 22

sidney is married to the detective in scream 3 no one cares about this is why derek shouldn't have died

vocaloid

Tumblr is the only site I know of where you can make a post like “me and my girlfriend love to drink water” and someone will reblog it and tag it with some shit that is so divorced from the actual post like “frunkus and grinky except instead of drink water they love to play jenga at girgalon’s tower”

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hoppercroakington3

can't believe people used to think it was acceptable at all to group panic at the disco twenty one pilots and fall out boy with my chemical romance

hoppercroakington3

that's like comparing school lunch meat to a well done steak

can't believe people used to think it was acceptable at all to group panic at the disco twenty one pilots and fall out boy with my chemical romance

reminding everyone that I thought caeser zeppeli and suzi q were the same person before watching jojo because they were both Italian anyways so here's my theory that suzi q is trans

the-anastasia

The ship of ships.

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I always fucking hated Fanboy and Chum Chum. I hated their stupid fucking show and their stupid fucking jokes and the stupid fucking yaoi. The only good thing to come out of it was My Monster Myself, a fanfiction that really connected with me. It reminded me a lot of my drug dealer who got kidnapped by the CIA. We knew each other since kindergarten before the whole deal when he was 20. He’s forced to write for Riverdale now. Anyway, it sucked. But I was fixated on this one episode where Kyle laid an egg.

Kyle transforms into a chicken after coming down with a severe case of Chicken Pox, and the only way to become normal again is to lay an egg.

It really spoke to me, for some reason. I recorded it on my shitty iPod Touch and I’d watch it when I was bored. I hated the dumbass jokes and characters, I just felt a compulsive need to continue watching it. After years, it hit me.

This happened in my Adachi past life!

The reason I killed those people was because I was really sick. My tummy hurt bad and I’d cough up feathers. Since nobody in Inaba knew what was up, I got really mad and killed people. I decided to go on a trip to Texas to meet my estranged son (I was divorced) and he told me he knew of the sickness, and that I had to lay an egg to get well again. I was really pissed, so I went back to Inaba and killed more people. I also fucked Dojima! But that’s besides the point.

When the Investigation Team cornered me in the TV world, I freaked out and laid my egg. Then I became normal! I was forgiven with the power of friendship and all of the evilness was out of me.

Soon my egg hatched! My beautiful baby boy!

And that child was Goro Akechi.