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hi i'm harper and i like kissing aliens, dwarves, nerds, pretty girls, and catboys!! won't you daydream with me?

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#self ship promo #selfship promo #selfship community #self ship #harper has spoken #harper's making art

climbing into j.aals lap. I am going to make strange squeaking and beeping noises. these are vocal stims to self soothe. no you may not ask why I need soothing. please pet me

#need him 2 kis my nose and nuzzle my neck please #harper has spoken #r: wonder of the universe

I got to thinking about this loser again and I'm very entertained by the thought of him trying to boss people around and no one listening as usual -> me telling him to sit and stay and he's embarrassed at how quickly he followed through

I couldn't fix him but I could sure as hell wrangle him

#ive got that boy wrapped around my little finger <3 #harper has spoken #r: little lamb

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you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

why are there strange men in my back room. get out of my house

#harper has spoken #harper is employed

bruhs-selfshiphell

Imagine your parental F/O cuddling with you before you go to sleep, and then they carry you to their bed afterwards because they know their child needs sleep and they can't cling into them forever.

#parental

luckykin

It should be acceptable to scratch under the chin of a man with stubble not unlike that of how you'd scratch a cat's chin.

#r: unwelcome tagalong #r: lovingly indulgent #and win at his peak scruffiness #r: rest a moment

silcosbunny

reblog to gently gnaw on your f/o's arm

jerreeeeeee

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

jerreeeeeee

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

#my evil advisor #who advises me in matters of choosing a suitor (big murder alien or perhaps That Old Man)#and hiring an assassin to take out my enemies (my father. hypothetically)

helped a friend carry lots of furniture downstairs and hauled it in the minivan and I am dead tired but I got food in my me and now I can lay down and do nothing and talk to no one <3 hooray

I will be imagining wi.ntergreen taking my accessories off for me and bringing me water and (more) snacks and rubbing my shoulders and-

#harper has spoken #r: rest a moment #ooobh i think that made me stronger. i gained XP and raised my chars fitness skill

sawed-on-shotgun

[only vote if you ID as trans in some way/shape/form] what sort of creature do u resonate with the most? not your favorite but one you personally identify with for whatever reason

Canines (dogs, wolves, foxes, WEREwolves. etc)

Felines (housecats, cougars, tigers, etc)

Bunnies/hares

Deer

Birds

Raccoons

Dragons

Reptiles

Bugs & insects

Sharks & other fish

Mythical creature not already listed

Something else not listed (tags)

Remaining time: 11 hours 37 minutes

having a debate with a friend. i feel like theres popular choices among trans ppl and we're having trouble narrowing it down so i just wanna see what the top picks are for funsies. sorry if i didnt include ur Thing, i was trying to get the broad strokes of what i figured people resonate w/ the most

#HARPER IS BEAR BEAR IS HARPER

pitchburgh

good or not, would anyone else WANT your url?

MANY people would want my Tumblr handle

a small handful of folks might want my Tumblr handle

I'm the only one who wants my url (positive)

Honestly? I don't even want this url myself

Voting ended onJun 1

#i dont think mine would be relevant to anyone else except perhaps someone who selfships with like. a rabbit. or something. idk #it is mine and i like it and i dont believe anyone would take it from me

calling wi.ntergreen while I'm at work like "people are stupid and I hate them can you come pick me up on my lunch today please"

#two half empty cases of single sodas precariously stacked on a high shelf. look down #the shelf that's FOR partial cases has like 10/12 of each. they couldve. combined. condensed. and made full cases. to go up top #this is one of many such cases. people leaving random crap in my area. asking for clarification and getting a shorter and less informative #explanation than ehat they originally said #biting and killing #harper has spoken #harper is employed #r: rest a moment

1hr til I am free yayyy. my body hurts 👍

#i thiiiink i can get everything done in time. if not oh well the less pressing stuff can sit until morning #harper has spoken #harper is employed

I bought a couple things for selene :) a lil trash bin to hang off the passenger seat, two retractable cables for phone charging (one is usb->3 different phone ports in case of friemds visiting, the other is usb-c->usb-c), and some pink reflective heart stickers to go on the outside. bc my car is black and she needs something bright 4 safety

I will be taking my pink steering wheel cover back from vanna as well :3 yaaaaay

#ALSO my car apparently can mirror device screens in the center console if theyre plugged in via usb and i wanna test that so bad #harper has spoken #selene the sedan

I dont want to be here I want to be in my car #mycar

#harper has spoken #selene the sedan #free me from my place of work

I only got like an hour of free time today and I'm sad about it :( I need win to come rub my back and nuzzle my neck and tell me he'll take care of things tomorrow so I can relax after work

#harper has spoken #r: rest a moment

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