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“It's a pleasure doing business with you.„

Don't worry. I'm just a Generous and Humble old goat who only wishes to help those in need. Also aren't the faceless the most adorable lil troublemakers ?

#twisted wonderland #the arcana #multiverse rp

⛓️‍💥 So bad news as much as I'd like to continue the event there has been a passing in my family. So I'm not sure if it'll start back up when or if I return.

So just in case I don't, thanks for writing with me tumblr moots.

-Dante 🤘🏽

Ps. Continue being nice to Deci okay ?

itsdesssuyo

Yumna when alone: I miss my friends 😔

Also Yumna with Typhon: punk ass horned bitch fuck you 🖕🏼

horneddealer

⛓️‍💥 REAL

I graciously provided a nice lunch for my guest and they refused to eat any of it. What a waste.

#[🦐❔ prefect's missing ]

ramshackledprefect

@horneddealer

🃏✨ The prefect ran throughout the halls of The Devil's Realm. Their hands hiking up their dress so their legs could move more freely.

Just how many times have they opened a door only for it to lead back to the throne room where the Goat sat...patiently waiting. And he would say— 'Welcome back~ ' in a rather mocking and rather amused tone.

Every. Single. Time.

It was clear he was attempting to wear them down to the point of exhaustion by manipulating the realm. So it's time they stopped running and start asking.

" Why the hell are you doing this ?! What do you hope to gain from this ? "

horneddealer

The Major Arcana sat back his throne in a leisurely manner at her words. Finally they were seeing some sense again instead of running off, trying to find a pointless way out. However they had to hand it to them. Their determination is impressive.

I seek Knowledge.

The kind that only a trickster seer like yourself can provide.

#[🦐❔ prefect's missing ]

itsdesssuyo

Dante really woke up and chose violence today of all days.

Dantz... Did you forget what comes out today?

horneddealer

⛓️‍💥 . . . ? What do you mean

itsdesssuyo

It's literally one of your favorite games, Dantz.

horneddealer

⛓️‍💥 FUCK SHIT IGHT EVENT IS ON HOLD I GOTTA GO UPDATE MY GAME REAL QUICK ekdlslxkoedj—

Also can you voice Susie for me again, Deci ?

Pls and thank you ❤️

itsdesssuyo

Dante really woke up and chose violence today of all days.

Dantz... Did you forget what comes out today?

horneddealer

⛓️‍💥 . . . ? What do you mean

ramshackledprefect

I've only been here for a few minutes...

And the oppressive gloom of this space is overwhelming beyond belief.

Makes my head hurt...

FATHER NO

YOU'RE GONNA PISS OFF THE MAGICIANS

Calm down my child.

The Prefect is fine albeit quite upset at the moment.

With a casual tilt of his head he dodges an incoming knife thrown by said woman. Thunk! It plunges into his black throne. He side eyes the knife, then nonchalantly pulls it out. ' care to try again ? ' Typhon calmly offers the knife back. But again he's met with scorn and pure vitriol in her native tongue.

Ahem- As for...The magicians. They have yet to even notice their disappearence.

#[🦐❔ Prefect's Missing ]

ramshackledprefect

Happy Birthday Dearest Prefect

Whilst I would normally love to bestow anyone a generous gift...

He snaps his finger and before they can even react chains wrap around the prefect. He then bends down and takes hold of their face his claws prickling their skin of their cheek.

You and I have much to discuss ❤️

He lets go of the prefect's squishy face and a chain wraps around her mouth to keep her from screaming. The horned asshole chuckles as they try to struggle.

So let us be off.

With a flick of his wrist the two vanish under a veil of crimson red.

⛓️🐐@horneddealer

They tried to let out a cry for help but before they even could, their mouth was quickly silenced by chains. Their vision eventually became clouded as red magic swallowed them both and warped them elsewhere.

Wait a second, did this motherfucker just kidnap them on their Birthday?!