back to my assignment

[hornet-lookout]

plss poorly draw huntress

Here. One of the few I actually like.

[hornet-lookout]

SOMEONE REBLOGGED THIS. IT SCARED ME. 😭

[hornet-lookout]

Well, it was fun while it lasted. Thanks a ton y'all <3

//thanks, it's still probably gonna be an ror blog but a sona, so the name is being kept

[hornet-lookout]

Ooc: doomed from the start, most of my blogs are gonna change, if followed for ROR I'm sorry

[drop--pop--candy]

i keep having to block rp blogs bc they're all that's coming up in the tags im cryign

[tree-un-detector]

You would never block Onceler rp blog tree-un-detector right guys?

Right?

[rainyydoves]

i'll kill you with my bare hands.

[the-king-official]

I assume people block me for different reasons

[rainyydoves]

I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE SCISSORS.

[the-king-official]

I question your choice of weapon but sure, go off I guess

[the-merc-from-ror2]

C'mon, you'd never block me, the lovable and iconic mercenary from risk of rain 2 right?

[hornet-lookout]

Honestly. I wouldn't be offended.

[hornet-lookout]

you should ask Enforcer or Mercenary or Bandit or Pilot on a date

Enforcer hates me.

Mercenary.

Bandit maybe.

Pilot is too young for me.

[the-merc-from-ror2]

Yeah I’m aroace

[hornet-lookout]

You're also a walking red flag.

[the-merc-from-ror2]

I’m not walking, I’m a ghost

I’m a *floating* red flag

*he sits there for an uncomfortable amount of time waiting for laughter*

[hornet-lookout]

.... that's just kinda sad dude.

[hornet-lookout]

you should ask Enforcer or Mercenary or Bandit or Pilot on a date

Enforcer hates me.

Mercenary.

Bandit maybe.

Pilot is too young for me.

[the-merc-from-ror2]

Yeah I’m aroace

[hornet-lookout]

You're also a walking red flag.

[hornet-lookout]

you should ask Enforcer or Mercenary or Bandit or Pilot on a date

Enforcer hates me.

Mercenary.

Bandit maybe.

Pilot is too young for me.

[j4n1t0r]

I'm pretty sure all of those people are dating someone else.

[hornet-lookout]

That too.

[hammer-of-justice]

"Who said I hate you??"

[hornet-lookout]

I just kinda assumed.

[hornet-lookout]

you should ask Enforcer or Mercenary or Bandit or Pilot on a date

Enforcer hates me.

Mercenary.

Bandit maybe.

Pilot is too young for me.

[j4n1t0r]

I'm pretty sure all of those people are dating someone else.

[hornet-lookout]

That too.

[hornet-lookout]

you should ask Enforcer or Mercenary or Bandit or Pilot on a date

Enforcer hates me.

Mercenary.

Bandit maybe.

Pilot is too young for me.

[hornet-lookout]

This you?

Nah.

Ace part is right though.

[hornet-lookout]

You should ask cap on a date

FUCK no. He's like a dad- eugh-

[hornet-lookout]

You don’t need a partner

Yeah and I don't want one.

[hornet-lookout]

Do you have a partner?

No.

*sobs* I'm so lonely...

[multitooled-sentient-robot]

testing something.

*clears throat*

Risk

(of rain 2)

Wait

[j4n1t0r]

What? Hold on let me try.

Risk

[multitooled-sentient-robot]

(of rain 2) Uh

[the-merc-from-ror2]

Ha!

Risk

[multitooled-sentient-robot]

(of rain 2) What the fuck

[j4n1t0r]

Is this like... A feature of the newer robots?

[multitooled-sentient-robot]

I have no fucking clue

What even is a risk (of rain 2) of rain 2

Goddammit

[j4n1t0r]

I don't know what it is, can you try to see what's making you say that every time you hear the word risk?

[multitooled-sentient-robot]

(of rain 2) Lemme check ... ... What's this? Riskofrain2.exe I think that's what may be causing it What is this program? ... What. The. FUCK.

[j4n1t0r]

What? What is it?

[multitooled-sentient-robot]

It's... It's...

It's video game

A game with the members of the safe travels as characters

There's even people I couldn't possibly have know about before coming here such as Acrid, Artificer, and False Son.

This is on petrichor V, A planet that's not supposed to exist. Strangly you, drifter, pilot, miner, sniper, enforcer, and robomando aren't present, even though chef is here ant they're also from the contact light

[j4n1t0r]

Hmmm, that's really odd, also a bit worrying. Why aren't most of the contact light survivors here? And why is it 2? Is there a first risk...

[multitooled-sentient-robot]

On the plus side I fixed the weird bug

I assume the risk of rain 1 is probably older and therefore most likely on older models. You could check your files if you want but you might be too old, so I'll call @robomando just to check

[robomando]

What's going on?

[multitooled-sentient-robot]

You wouldn’t happen to have a program named similarly to “risk of rain”

[robomando]

(Returns)

Uhhhh- yeah seems like it-

[multitooled-sentient-robot]

Try running it and report back

[robomando]

...

WHAT THE FUCK?????

[multitooled-sentient-robot]

What is it?

[robomando]

Riskofrainreturns.exe

A video game. Of. The contact light crew. And me. Uhm. What the fuck.

Although chef looks a lot better here, he looks better with legs.

[finally-some-good-fuckin-food]

I found wheels were more effective

[j4n1t0r]

Where did you even find that giant rolling pin?

[finally-some-good-fuckin-food]

It was in an elder lemurian I killed

[falsepuphet-deactivated20250810]

LMAOOOO THIS THREAD IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM GONNA DIE

[multitooled-sentient-robot]

((Glad you’re enjoying it

[falsepuphet-deactivated20250810]

are u guys…. open to a bandit or do u already have one. i will totally join in on the RP with a sideblog of bandit if u dont have 1

[hornet-lookout]

((our last bandit left but I wouldn't be opposed, yes I've been watching from the sidelines.

[turret-lover-n-bungus-enjoyer-d]

The only other orbs are grumpy fucks <3

I'm not sure if I should take this as a compliment or not

[hornet-lookout]

I'M NOT A GRUMPY FUCK

[kittppuccino]

you say, screaming at the asker

[hornet-lookout]

>:(

[turret-lover-n-bungus-enjoyer-d]

The only other orbs are grumpy fucks <3

I'm not sure if I should take this as a compliment or not

[hornet-lookout]

I'M NOT A GRUMPY FUCK

[toying-with-the-natural-order]

You ever think about the fact that UESC could probably buy out multiple other companies from other places.. like Aperture Science... Or 7Zee. I know they're not real I'm just saying.

[hornet-lookout]

Aperture Science was fucking dead by the time UES was here.