I un detect trees

[tree-un-detector]

Hello

I am the Onceler

I cut trees and make thneeds

Also, here to be a general nuisance to all

Gonna keep up the good work until the Lorax beats me up

All images come from The Lorax(2012)

Ran by @akorean

[tree-un-detector]

onceler adhd icon

I rebloged it to here be accident

But honestly

Sure, why not,

Cutting your trees btw

[sparkerinparadise]

having adhd is so funny. like yeah i have 10 different ideas spinning around in my head, but i will get none of them done bc my brain says i’m tired and bored actually

[tree-detector]

Ag help are there trees on me

Nope!!!

[tree-un-detector]

Yeah, thanks to me

Undetected once again >:]

[tree-un-detector]

It's time

Who wants to stab Julius Cedar with me today?

I have about 60 axes

[remxedmoon]

you ever stop and wonder what choices lead you to your current situation. anyways i drew eugene coli as the onceler

[typhra]

it's like meeting a celebrity

[opossum-detector]

[sushi1056]

[tree-un-detector]

Are those trees I see

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

Ibsaw this post on the Wikipedia

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

Ok wow

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

So not only did I make a bad typo

This was supposed to be a reblog.

What happened tumblr.

What happened

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Null Pointer

My homie, my bud, my pal, I think you segfaulted.

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

Achievement Unlocked:

Gimmick Blog-ception

Oh great Turtle almighty another Gimmick Blog has found you

[lobster-counter]

lobster count: 0 lobsters detected

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

Sorry, there you go: 🦞

[lobster-counter]

lobster count: 1 lobster detected

[bear-detector]

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

You know what. This is pearfect. I have nothing to add.

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

Honestly, i just thought that replying with a pear instead of a bear would be funny

[detector-detector-squared]

Detector detector detector not detected!

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

@detector-detector someone's been asking for you?

[detector-detector]

I hast been summoned

[chaos-gremlin]

@rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-the-18th

[gimmick-thief]

[sheep-detector]

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

Probably somewhere in here.

Just keep trying, dear.

[thethingwiththefeathers]

@tree-detector

[tree-detector]

I don't see one but my brain became a burnt 5 course meal with how much it's been fried halfway through this post

[tree-un-detector]

Hold on, gotta burn that pear so no treas can sprout

[drop--pop--candy]

i keep having to block rp blogs bc they're all that's coming up in the tags im cryign

[tree-un-detector]

You would never block Onceler rp blog tree-un-detector right guys?

Right?

[rainyydoves]

i'll kill you with my bare hands.

[tree-un-detector]

Oh...

[drop--pop--candy]

i keep having to block rp blogs bc they're all that's coming up in the tags im cryign

[tree-un-detector]

You would never block Onceler rp blog tree-un-detector right guys?

Right?

[dinglewayroad-deactivated202401]

This is NOT your little mewmew or your bbg he is in menopause.

[lyman-garfiel]

[dinglewayroad-deactivated202401]

what the fuck is THAT

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post. +Bonus

[tree-un-detector]

Excuse you , yes i-TF WAS THAT

[ashhearthelps]

Will you interact with roleplay side blogs?

Yes, I love them!

No, I don't like them!

Other / I don't care.

Voting ended onMar 1, 2025

[tree-un-detector]

No >:(

Role play and gimmick side blogs are DUMB

Who would ever make such a thing

[loveisinthebat]

THE HIM!

[tree-detector]

Idk if the him is in a tree, I don't know what to think of you

[tree-un-detector]

Good enough for me, let's make that maybe into a no .

[tree-detector]

You make me believe violence is good in some cases.

[tree-un-detector]

[tree-detector]

What typo?

[tree-un-detector]

What-

How did-

Dark magic

I saw the typo

Curses, I took too long...

[loveisinthebat]

THE HIM!

[tree-detector]

Idk if the him is in a tree, I don't know what to think of you

[tree-un-detector]

Good enough for me, let's make that maybe into a no .

[tree-detector]

You make me believe violence is good in some cases.

[tree-un-detector]

[loveisinthebat]

THE HIM!

[tree-detector]

Idk if the him is in a tree, I don't know what to think of you

[tree-un-detector]

Good enough for me, let's make that maybe into a no .

[silvercoatedmirror]

Small baby...

Child...

Baby boy...

[silvercoatedmirror]

LMAO, HE THOUGHT

BIG FLAT IDIOT!

STUPID!

POINT AND LAUGH!

[silvercoatedmirror]

Oh, fine, look

Happy again

[silvercoatedmirror]

His name is Beshbarmak btw

My beautiful baby boy

Delicious too...

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[aroace-ominous-threats]

Go in

[patheticwheeler]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

hold on

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

yeah that was fun

[very-gay-poet]

this is making me far too happy I need to touch grass or something

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

is it mouldy cornflakes?! why is it green?!