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@multitooled-sentient-robot
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Hello world.
I am on my way to your signal as requested, but I have encountered a roadblock. The Vultures. They are constantly blocking my path. please advise
@multitooled-sentient-robot
Do you wish; to reroute to another route?
Please respond; in Couple of hours.
[ERROR: UNKNOWN VALUE: Couple]
[ERROR: UNKNOWN VALUE: hours]
Apologies. My systems have been malfunctioning lately. A reroute would be acceptable.
[REROUTING… REROUTING… REROUTING]
[REROUTING SUCCESSFUL]
[NEW ROUTE LENGHT: 2 HOURS]
[ROUTE CONTAINS: ZERO THREATS]
You are; welcome.
Are your systems working at an acceptable level? You seemed to have made: A typo.
You inputted: LENGHT
Closest match: LENGTH
Running typo ridicule subroutine - print:LMAO
I am on my way to your signal as requested, but I have encountered a roadblock. The Vultures. They are constantly blocking my path. please advise
@multitooled-sentient-robot
Do you wish; to reroute to another route?
Please respond; in Couple of hours.
[ERROR: UNKNOWN VALUE: Couple]
[ERROR: UNKNOWN VALUE: hours]
Apologies. My systems have been malfunctioning lately. A reroute would be acceptable.
I AM THE LORD OF PARADISE;
I OFFER YOU THE IMMORTALITY OF STEEL;
I AWAIT YOU; TOOL OF MAN
( @solus-heart )
So you must be the signal I have picked up on. I will make my way towards you. ETA: [ERROR: UNDEFINED VALUE]
I have received your distress beacon and I was able to get a lock on your location from it. Heading there now. What is the situation?
@multitooled-sentient-robot
It appears the presence on the moon is currently on the planet surface. It does not appear agressive as long as the one he follows is unharmed but I fear escalation of the situation
That sounds irregular for [Error: File corrupted]
For whatever its name is
On an unrelated note, have you been hearing a strange signal recently?
I do not have any record of strange signals? Although my model has a much less advanced radio unit then a Mul-T unit such as yourself would be provided with. Perhaps if you guve me the signals frequency I would be able to tune into it?
Nevermind, it had stopped now, anyways, I am close to your location and will be arriving shortly. ETA: [Error: undefined value]
Soon, probably
I have received your distress beacon and I was able to get a lock on your location from it. Heading there now. What is the situation?
@multitooled-sentient-robot
It appears the presence on the moon is currently on the planet surface. It does not appear agressive as long as the one he follows is unharmed but I fear escalation of the situation
That sounds irregular for [Error: File corrupted]
For whatever its name is
On an unrelated note, have you been hearing a strange signal recently?
Greetings fellow non-organic. It has been [Error:Data not found] since we last transmitted. I have come to check if your systems are in order.
@multitooled-sentient-robot
My systems are operating at 87% efficiency with minimal maintenance needed, but it seems your temporal tracker may be in need of repair.
I am aware. I have recently(?) had a near-critical malfunction. I have recently regained operations, but several of my functions were unable to be recovered.
Have you ran a full diagnostic check? My garden is a safe spot to hide if you need to run a full systems cleanse.
All essential functions are currently nominal as far as I know. I will visit your garden at my earliest chance. Let me grab its location data…
[Error: Unknown File Type]
It appears I cannot currently process location data.
I think I’m lost.
That is highly unusual. If it were not so dangerous to use open signals on this planet I would suggest you use a General Radius Ping so your signal would be easier to triangulate. However that could be very dangerous. If it comes to that I would suggest taking refuge in a place that is both safe and of structural integrity exceeding 73%, as locating you might take some time.
I am trying my best, but my current situation has many hostiles, especially those [Damn] harpies
…
Ok I can swear now
Greetings fellow non-organic. It has been [Error:Data not found] since we last transmitted. I have come to check if your systems are in order.
@multitooled-sentient-robot
My systems are operating at 87% efficiency with minimal maintenance needed, but it seems your temporal tracker may be in need of repair.
I am aware. I have recently(?) had a near-critical malfunction. I have recently regained operations, but several of my functions were unable to be recovered.
Have you ran a full diagnostic check? My garden is a safe spot to hide if you need to run a full systems cleanse.
All essential functions are currently nominal as far as I know. I will visit your garden at my earliest chance. Let me grab its location data…
[Error: Unknown File Type]
It appears I cannot currently process location data.
I think I’m lost.
Greetings fellow non-organic. It has been [Error:Data not found] since we last transmitted. I have come to check if your systems are in order.
@multitooled-sentient-robot
My systems are operating at 87% efficiency with minimal maintenance needed, but it seems your temporal tracker may be in need of repair.
I am aware. I have recently(?) had a near-critical malfunction. I have recently regained operations, but several of my functions were unable to be recovered.
Who would win in a fight?
Me (Alive)
Shin godzilla
Still not very happy about these results. How could you all?
Why would you have to specify yourself as alive if you’re not a ghost?
Wow void fiend is trying to save Artificer? Even though
They Might as Well Be Dead🎵🎶
That is so brave
I Should Build The Man A Statue🎵🎶
Although I heard the void is like the deep sea I hope you dont have
Hydrophobia🎵🎶
Because if you do than
You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Ukelele🎵🎶
Because it doesn’t just rain on the surface! in the void there is a
Risk Of Rain 2🎵🎶
But that don’t be discouraged
It Cant Rain All The Time🎵🎶
good luck as you journey towards
The Face Of The Deep🎶🎵
W?h??uh
It’s the name of some songs from a video game. The color denotes the dlc it’s from
Oh hey I almost forgot
You gotta take the I’m not a ghost test
@multitooled-sentient-robot
The “I’m not a ghost” test? But i’m not a ghost. You can clearly see that. Can’t you?
It's standard protocol. Question 1: ghostsaywhat
The only way i could ever be able is 2 months ago when my dad had 2 kids in the same household with a kid who had 2 and i had a child who had 2 years of high hopes for a baby girl who had 2 kids but never had kids with them so it would have 2 years later that would have happened 2 years ago but now that my mom has been diagnosed i am so.
ok, Question 2: how does this picture make you feel
You were supposed to say what. Would’ve been funny. Anyway, i am confused by this photo. Deeply. Is that acrid? He looks… (cringe face)
uhhhhhhhhh good. good. next question: what does this picture mean to you
It’s the logo for ghost busters.
wait you seriously recognize that? Isn't that movie like 200 years old? uh Final question (please select all that apply): Are you a ghost: A. Yes B. definably C. Absolutely D. All of the above
Of course, It’s a classic. Didn’t care for the all female version, though.
E. None of the above.
Im sorry but you have to pick at least one of the options listed
Says who?
says UES. I wouldn't be giving this quiz if I didn't have to.
Well who put the EUS in charge?
They did. Look, this quiz is hard-coded into my system so the quicker you give actual answers to my questions the quicker we can get this over with
Alright, fine. A.
thank you for completing the quiz! your answers have been recorded
Oh hey I almost forgot
You gotta take the I’m not a ghost test
@multitooled-sentient-robot
The “I’m not a ghost” test? But i’m not a ghost. You can clearly see that. Can’t you?
It's standard protocol. Question 1: ghostsaywhat
The only way i could ever be able is 2 months ago when my dad had 2 kids in the same household with a kid who had 2 and i had a child who had 2 years of high hopes for a baby girl who had 2 kids but never had kids with them so it would have 2 years later that would have happened 2 years ago but now that my mom has been diagnosed i am so.
ok, Question 2: how does this picture make you feel
You were supposed to say what. Would’ve been funny. Anyway, i am confused by this photo. Deeply. Is that acrid? He looks… (cringe face)
uhhhhhhhhh good. good. next question: what does this picture mean to you
It’s the logo for ghost busters.
wait you seriously recognize that? Isn't that movie like 200 years old? uh Final question (please select all that apply): Are you a ghost: A. Yes B. definably C. Absolutely D. All of the above
Of course, It’s a classic. Didn’t care for the all female version, though.
E. None of the above.
Im sorry but you have to pick at least one of the options listed
Says who?
says UES. I wouldn't be giving this quiz if I didn't have to.
Well who put the EUS in charge?
They did. Look, this quiz is hard-coded into my system so the quicker you give actual answers to my questions the quicker we can get this over with
Oh hey I almost forgot
You gotta take the I’m not a ghost test
@multitooled-sentient-robot
The “I’m not a ghost” test? But i’m not a ghost. You can clearly see that. Can’t you?
It's standard protocol. Question 1: ghostsaywhat
The only way i could ever be able is 2 months ago when my dad had 2 kids in the same household with a kid who had 2 and i had a child who had 2 years of high hopes for a baby girl who had 2 kids but never had kids with them so it would have 2 years later that would have happened 2 years ago but now that my mom has been diagnosed i am so.
ok, Question 2: how does this picture make you feel
You were supposed to say what. Would’ve been funny. Anyway, i am confused by this photo. Deeply. Is that acrid? He looks… (cringe face)
uhhhhhhhhh good. good. next question: what does this picture mean to you
It’s the logo for ghost busters.
wait you seriously recognize that? Isn't that movie like 200 years old? uh Final question (please select all that apply): Are you a ghost: A. Yes B. definably C. Absolutely D. All of the above
Of course, It’s a classic. Didn’t care for the all female version, though.
E. None of the above.
Im sorry but you have to pick at least one of the options listed
Says who?
says UES. I wouldn't be giving this quiz if I didn't have to.
Oh hey I almost forgot
You gotta take the I’m not a ghost test
@multitooled-sentient-robot
The “I’m not a ghost” test? But i’m not a ghost. You can clearly see that. Can’t you?
It's standard protocol. Question 1: ghostsaywhat
The only way i could ever be able is 2 months ago when my dad had 2 kids in the same household with a kid who had 2 and i had a child who had 2 years of high hopes for a baby girl who had 2 kids but never had kids with them so it would have 2 years later that would have happened 2 years ago but now that my mom has been diagnosed i am so.
ok, Question 2: how does this picture make you feel
You were supposed to say what. Would’ve been funny. Anyway, i am confused by this photo. Deeply. Is that acrid? He looks… (cringe face)
uhhhhhhhhh good. good. next question: what does this picture mean to you
It’s the logo for ghost busters.
wait you seriously recognize that? Isn't that movie like 200 years old? uh Final question (please select all that apply): Are you a ghost: A. Yes B. definably C. Absolutely D. All of the above
Of course, It’s a classic. Didn’t care for the all female version, though.
E. None of the above.
Im sorry but you have to pick at least one of the options listed
Oh hey I almost forgot
You gotta take the I’m not a ghost test
@multitooled-sentient-robot
The “I’m not a ghost” test? But i’m not a ghost. You can clearly see that. Can’t you?
It's standard protocol. Question 1: ghostsaywhat
The only way i could ever be able is 2 months ago when my dad had 2 kids in the same household with a kid who had 2 and i had a child who had 2 years of high hopes for a baby girl who had 2 kids but never had kids with them so it would have 2 years later that would have happened 2 years ago but now that my mom has been diagnosed i am so.
ok, Question 2: how does this picture make you feel
You were supposed to say what. Would’ve been funny. Anyway, i am confused by this photo. Deeply. Is that acrid? He looks… (cringe face)
uhhhhhhhhh good. good. next question: what does this picture mean to you
It’s the logo for ghost busters.
wait you seriously recognize that? Isn't that movie like 200 years old? uh Final question (please select all that apply): Are you a ghost: A. Yes B. definably C. Absolutely D. All of the above
Oh hey I almost forgot
You gotta take the I’m not a ghost test
@multitooled-sentient-robot
The “I’m not a ghost” test? But i’m not a ghost. You can clearly see that. Can’t you?
It's standard protocol. Question 1: ghostsaywhat
The only way i could ever be able is 2 months ago when my dad had 2 kids in the same household with a kid who had 2 and i had a child who had 2 years of high hopes for a baby girl who had 2 kids but never had kids with them so it would have 2 years later that would have happened 2 years ago but now that my mom has been diagnosed i am so.
ok, Question 2: how does this picture make you feel
You were supposed to say what. Would’ve been funny. Anyway, i am confused by this photo. Deeply. Is that acrid? He looks… (cringe face)
uhhhhhhhhh good. good. next question: what does this picture mean to you