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It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[annomalysstuff]

The queen of england died after the 2024 tumblr sexy man was announced

The pope died after the 2025 tumblr sexy man was announced

So... who's dieing this year?

I hope it's trump

[catboy-artist]

I think it will be an elderly world leader in the western hemisphere, based on the last two victims of the tumblr sexyman poll

Of course we only have two data points so that should be kept in mind

[the-haiku-bot]

Of course we only

have two data points so that

should be kept in mind

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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[sweetestart]

[tomstellar]

[lamignonette]

[dorianlover]

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[daddysliilmonster]

[freexone2]

BrownBoi 🤎

[depsidase]

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Smash or Pass: Traffic Light Tree by Pierre Vivant

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onApr 18, 2025

[judas-iscaryot]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

[judas-iscaryot]

for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

[judas-iscaryot]

🦑‼️

[kmnysak]

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