Zodiac Posts

Gemini- May 22th- June 21st Just a sagittarius(Sam) and Scorpio(Jay)

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hi!!!!!!!!

brb, lots happened since lats post. TEA TO SPILL!! miss ya’ll to the stars✨

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Leo (F) and Aries (M) in a relationship?

Great relationship !! It'll be fiery and passionate and the flame of love between you two isn't likely to die out

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Would a Leo be better off with an Aquarius or a Capricorn?

Definitely an Aquarius!!

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Signs During Finals

Aries: Half prepared half holy shit what the fuck is happening

Taurus: Says they studied ages ago but they end up cramming until 5 am

Gemini: Hey I know one answer! Name counts as a question right?

Cancer: *Laughs while sobbing*

Leo: I got this. I got this. I got this. I have no clue what I’m doing but I got this.

Virgo: Studied for three hours every day for three weeks in advanced and still knows nothing

Libra: Studied for a decent amount of time but freaks out so much that they forget evertyhing

Scorpio: Has a range of moods from ‘calm and collected’ to stressed the hell out’

Sagittarius: Wait... there are finals?

Capricorn: lol I’m winging it

Aquarius: Opened a book, then closed it claiming that that was enough studying for one day

Pisces: ..............*cry*

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RETURN TO THE ZODIAC WORLD

Jay: HEY GUYS! WERE BACK! SORRY WE TOOK SO LONG OF A BREAK BUT THE BOX IS BACK OPEN AND WE WILL GET TO YOUR QUESTIONS ASAP. ANY TYPE OF PAIRING QUESTIONS WED PREFER IF YOU MESSAGED BUT IF YOURE AN ANON THEN THE BOX IS OK. GIF SET REQUESTS GO IN THE BOX AS WELL! THANK YOU!!! <3

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The Signs as Cats

Aries- Sits there like a boss and everyone knows the cat really the ones running the house and what comes with that is owning the humans Taurus- Cuddles and eats and sleeps 24/7. The kind of cat that will rub against you when it wants attention which is ALL THE TIME Gemini- The cat that sits in the same corner all the time and doesn’t move from that one spot just so they can observe everything. Every time you look them in the eye it feels like they’re staring into your soul. Cancer- Super bipolar cat. One second they’ll scratch you and be really grumpy and then the next they go right on top of you and just sit in your lap and purr. Leo- This is probably the most stereotypical cat you’ll get. They literally think they’re a lion or some shit and if you try give them a cat toy they’ll hide and then prance on it like they’re defeating their pray when actually it’s just a a piece of felt with a button and a string attached. Virgo- Super insane cat. They’ll just be really chill and licking their paws or something and then they just randomly dash across the room for like 20 minutes until they realize they don’t know what the fuck their doing and get back to whatever they were doing before. Libra- This cat wants attention and pampering all the time. They might let you cuddle them but that’s just to maintain warmth, and will only accept those super expensive good quality biscuits. If you died they’d probably just be happy they get the house to themselves. Scorpio- THESE CATS ARE FUCKING SATAN. THEY DISGUISE WITH BEING SUPER ADORABLE BUT NO. THEY ARE PLOTTING TO KILL YOU. TRUST ME THESE CATS ARE SPAWNED DIRECTLY FROM HELL. Sagittarius- One of those half tiger half house cats that spend all their time outdoors climbing trees and doing parkour stuff. They’re so active they’re basically dogs. Capricorn- you never really know what this cat is doing. They’re always sprinting around the house doing something but what??? Finding food?? Playing with a toy?? Meeting with ISIS?? You’ll never know. Aquarius- the cat that hides under the couch and you think its just a month phase because they just moved in but then it’s another 3 months and you forget you even got a cat and theres a dead cat corpse behind your couch. Pisces- probably the only cat that will show and emotions for you. Like they just might care about you a little, which is pretty great and when they cuddle with you it’s actually because they love you

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The Signs as Dj Khaled Quotes

Aries- “Another one, no. Another two, drop two singles at a time.” Taurus- "They don’t want you to jet ski.” Gemini- “I can deal with everything. I got the answer for anything. This DJ Khaled." Cancer- "Follow code… feed your family and keep your face clean." Leo- "My fans expect me to be great and keep being great" Virgo- "Ride wit me through the journey of more success." Libra- "#blessup" Scorpio- “Give thanks to the most high.” Sagittarius- "You want my advice? Don't play yourself." Capricorn- "You played yourself." Aquarius- "The key to more success is coco butter." Pisces- “Smh they get mad when u have joy.”

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Leo f and Cancer f best friends ? ? ?

Sam: These best friends will have a very strong relationship! Although, Leo's are very fun loving sign, lots of them don't like to go deep. Cancer is a very sensitive sign, and Cancer may feel a bit like the Leo doesn't understand. They will be amazing though!

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Scorpio (f) and Taurus (f)

Sam: These signs are polar, which means this relationship could either good really well, or really poorly You guys share a lot of traits, which makes you get along, but you may find some issues when going into deep conversations. Scorpio may have a problem opening up to Taurus.

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Libra (f) and Virgo (f) please! And thankyou!

Sam: Ahhhhh I love them! They are the cute tumblr couple! this relationship might not last to long though… Libra might have problems with commitment.

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Gemini {f} cancer {m} pros and cons

Sam: Cancers care a lot, and they can be moody and over emotional. Gemini are very extroverted. Gemini will most likely feel a lot of comfort from cancer Gemini’s like to put out a very confident attitude, even if they aren’t at all. Sometimes they can get a little mean when acting this way, and cancer may take this into offense, and go into shut down mode, without Gemini realizing what’s wrong. This may very depending on moon signs, and you might wanna take a look at your Venus to. Many Cancer-Gemini couples don’t last, but when they do, it is never ending love

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Signs as types of drunks

Happy drunk: Taurus, Pisces

Flirty drunk: Virgo, Leo, libra

Angry drunk: Aries, Scorpio

Funny drunk: Sagittarius, Aquarius

Emotional drunk: Capricorn, cancer

Is so drunk that they get left in the bushes because no one noticed: Gemini

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The Signs as "The Breakfast Club" Characters

John (the criminal): scorpio, aries Claire (the princess): libra, leo Andy (the athlete): Sagittarius, Capricorn Brian (the brains): Gemini, cancer, virgo Ally (the basket-case): taurus, Aquarius, pisces

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Jay: Requested: Libra (m) & Sagittarius (f) BFFS

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Jay: Requested: Sagittarius (m) & Pisces (f) BFFS

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Jay: Requested: Taurus (f) & Virgo (f) BFFS

me:

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Jay: Requested: Taurus (m) & Capricorn (f) <3

me: