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recieving the stigmata at claire’s

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im gorped

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when you inherit your mother’s trauma

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paintings of saint bernard breastfeeding are the ONLY things i care about now

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oh HELL yeah

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paintings of saint bernard breastfeeding are the ONLY things i care about now

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im just a kernel of corn on the cob of life

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right now wishing i was an illiterate 18th century milkmaid who didnt contract small pox due to an immunity caused by cowpox as a child

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helen and menelaus

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im immune to smallpox

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doing some important research tonight fellas

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Dads before lads

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ANYONE ELSE HERE A REAL SLIPPERY SLIME BOY??