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Running on fumes and wondering what to eat

#i haven’t eaten since dinner #dinner was #idk #all i knwo is that it didnt fill me yp cause im hubgry and im never usually hungry at this time #so i need food but i dont know what kind #i want spocy chips #but i dont #i want cereal #but i also dont #there’s also a random pencil case in the litchen #that my mother hasnt explained #my main reasoning for the spicy chips is cause i dont like being spiced up and i just did my nails today #my main reasoning for the cereal however #is that i have horrible luck #and with my life and my luck i know im going to end up drinking spoiled milk #even if it didnt taste bad to my sister this morning im not risking it #im NOT drinking spoiled milk 7 times in my life #6 is more than enough thank you universe #how stupid ttat is #that im afraid #of milk #how dumb but i truly am afraid of it because of a dumb reason #i drank spoiled milk 6 times and now i have trust issues with milk #i will not drink it if it’s like 2-3 days away from the expiration date #cause apparently those aren’t entirely accurate and they’ve gone bad sooner and it worsens our relationship #yeah this is a stupid lore dump but i feel it futs the glorbiez brand

Pip: A block of cheese is just a loaf of milk...

Alucard, sighing: Don't fucking start with that shit again... PLEASE!

#shitpost #pineapple #hellsing ultimate #hellsing #alucard #pip bernadotte #cheese #loaf #of milk

dusted that boba i am no longer excited

#barely made it out the parking lot #can already feel the effects #of milk

If you don’t like milk. Unfollow me

#milk #i need a drink #of milk

I MEAN, DAMN!!

Look, muthafucka.

I already got ENOUGH problems and self-esteem issues.

Please don't make me seem so fuckin' useless that I can't even clean up fuckin' WATER, too...

*spills water; "I'll clean it."

" ...do you need a MOP? "

"NO, I got it."

" ...cuz I really want it to be CLEAN. "

"I already CLEANED IT, now..."

*fucker comes over with a mop anyway, lookin' 'n shit.

"N!GG@ I DON'T NEED YO' BIG-@$$ JANITOR MOP TO CLEAN A TINY BIT OF WATER! CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!"

"YOU need to chill. YOU'RE acting crazy."

...says the person who can't take "no" for an answer so much that they need to bring a fuckin' gun to a knife fight over a small cleanup job that they don't trust you can handle on your own with a goddamn paper muthafuckin' towel.

But when I try to finish your empty crossword puzzles for you, you think I'm trying to say you're too stupid to do it yourself.

Hmph.

#i need a drink #of milk #does your body good #vent #rant #crazy #self-esteem

god my stomach hurts so fucking bad but like ... it’s my own dumbass fault yknow

#pup.txt #I DRANK #A WHOLE ENTIRE CUP #OF MILK

WAIT I JUST REALIZED’Y’KNOW HOW THE THOUGH OF MILK AND WATER TOGETHER IS GROSS?

ONE WORD FOR YOU

TEA

#a glump #of milk #in your plant-infused water

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