Oopsie Poopsie

My life is an endless stream of bad ideas. So I put them online for everyone to see.

[yaoi-blcd]

@坛九

[yaoi-blcd]

@坛九

[peachtimes-deactivated20220831]

Nothing is scarier than when puppets h

[slavery]

U GOOD?

[horriblepersonalert]

Put tide pods in a kurieg call is coffee

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Skin is a built in onesie

[colescrow]

I don’t like this post

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Why do you fear the truth

[agendervenom]

There’s been a few people here and there in the tags trying to start ship discourse but…

Yall seem to forget that eddie/venom are canon in the comics… this is pretty much basic level Venom lore

Venom declares their love for Eddie:

Eddie talks to someone about being in a relationship with Venom and how much he loves it:

They consider each other married:

They’ve considered each other marred since the 1990 comics:

Yet another discussion on their romantic relationship:

Eddie considers Venom his long time romantic partner:

They go on movie dates with each other and hold hands!!!:

…This scene:

Um…. anyways, heart chocolates:

They call each other pet names CONSTANTLY:

The ending to one of the comics has a heart symbol and the classic ‘fairy tale’ ending:

Speaking of the heart ending, they consider their entire story in the comics to be a love story

I just… do I need to explain further?

They’ve also canonically given birth to a symbiote child before and raised it together until it went off on its own. Yep. They had a child together.

Anyways…. symbrock is canon. And it has been since 1990 when they first considered themselves married and in a relationship.

(sources: everything from Venom 1990 to the most recent Venom comics)

[horriblepersonalert]

That’s not my arm but it is my snake. He’s a tiny pretzel

[unclefather]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

what a deal!

[birdpower-deactivated20180803]

the fourth person to call 615-332-4570:

[majikmountain]

What is gay privilege?

[thotso-deactivated20150617]

better sex

[no-chill-at-all]

[theotheryongbok]

How millennials killed the divorce industry

[stimman3000]

[ngoats]

Two bottoms in bed and one reluctantly takes charge

[dalermessi]

i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif

i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants

[missdoodlepants-deactivated2013]

“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”

[horriblepersonalert]

brought back an old meme for this one, just finished season 4 👌🏻

[stars-n-scales]

*holding my snake* please cure my depression

Snake: pbpbbpppbbppttttt

Me: thanks

[horriblepersonalert]

Well I’m drunk so it’s about time for another tumblr post. Did any of you watch “Dear white people” on netflix? I need to discuss it with someone, or Riverdale, i’m down to discuss that too