just awful

I'm just keeping track of the worst things the crew has said. I get these from Fullsauce and such. Icon by @jead-art.

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It cuts almost as deep as Thanos leaving me.

@vinesauce (Bideo Game Pack)

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Someone in chat just said "I'm bored" like it's my problem to make them unbored. Son, go write a book. Go run a marathon. Wank at a ninety degree angle.

@vinesauce (Gettin’ Weird With It Part 36)

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You know, competition is good in the workplace. And it's also good in the sperm place.

@vinesauce (Gettin’ Weird With It Part 36)

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This is my final stream, this is the end of Vinesauce as we know it. This is a thirty three year old man playing baby games and screaming.

@vinesauce (WarioWare Gold)

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Sorry, you're suffocating on your own scrotum.

@vinesauce (WarioWare Gold)

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Santa Claus is not real, and Jesus did not happen!

@vinesauce (WarioWare Gold)

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Um excuse me that’s where his cock is!

@vinesauce (WarioWare Gold)

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If Sheik isn’t retextured to look like Shaq, what justice is there in this world?

@vinesauce (Games Repainted - Zelda: Ocarina Of Time Part 1)

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I bet someone named Tate came up with this idea.

@vinesauce (Bad Mojo Part 1)

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Sometimes I forget why we have bellybuttons.

@vargskelethor (SculptGL Nintendo Horror)

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Whenever I bring up like weird shit like, let's say I'm talking about some like octopus in a game or like I'm talking about some like fucking turtle or whatever it is, you're always like, coming! Like what's going on?

@vargskelethor (SculptGL Nintendo Horror)

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I'll de-assholify him.

@vargskelethor (SculptGL Nintendo Horror)

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A sentient loaf of bread plays with an unraveled dog skin.

@vinesauce (Corruption Stockpile For Charity Part 24)

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I'm gonna have a vomit fest live on stream. The world's first- Twitch's first vomit fest. First annual vomit fest.

@vinesauce (Ripened Tingle’s Balloon Trip Of Love Part 9)

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You could have fun forever with this, really, you can. I'm having so much fun I wanna die.

@vinesauce (OE Cake)

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Look at that crusty JPEG!

@vinesauce (Shovelware Showcase: PS2′s Sunset Years Edition Part 16)

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I don't know that's just my opinyot.

@vinesauce (Shovelware Showcase: PS2′s Sunset Years Edition Part 16)