[ashberrrry]

me???? tired???? sleepy???? yes constantly

[aletheyass]

obsessed with the 6 year old girl who just told me girls have sharper canines because we "need to suck blood sometimes"

[anguishmacgyver]

ah yes. the classic “I can’t sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That”. so I’ll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[funnytwittertweets]

[disabilityhealth]

My ideal daily schedule? 4 hours of light activity followed by 20 hours of lounging, sleeping, and snuggling in the biggest bed imaginable 

[porpentine-deactivated20201218]

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

[thickness-protection-program]

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

[thickness-protection-program]

This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are ok

[thickness-protection-program]

This is the energy y'all are giving off in the notes

[killjoy-prince]

playing a rhythm game is like don't think don't think let your fingers do their thing dont think dONT THINK EMPTY YOUR BRAIN RIGH- AAAAAAAAA THE COMBO!!!!!!

[pastryslutsupreme]

The second you start thinking about the fact that you’re playing the rhythm game you fuck up. That’s how it goes

[switch]

i love when very small bats open their mouths real big and it takes up the entirety of their faces, you can barely even see their eyes

[switch]

:V

[libraford]

Politicians should be paid minimum wage.

[libraford]

They should want to do it because it's a service to their community and the work is fulfilling, not because it makes them money.

[libraford]

They can petition for a raise once a year during their review, but it cannot exceed 25% of their hourly rate.

[caffeinatedopossum]

"Do these symptoms interfere with your daily activities?"

Bitch these symptoms ARE my daily activities wym

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hey is

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Is your refrigerator running

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

[only-tiktoks]

[disabilityhealth]

What do I want? A break. When do I want it? Constantly.

[k-dhd]

[crystaltoa]

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

[dank-meme-community-college]