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When the mice are away, the cheese will play.
On his various managers not being in a meeting
"Possum wool? No DaveX, you say, thatâs like wearing a rat suit! But no. Even Barack Obama wore a possum-wool sweater. I bought one, itâs super comfortable."
a kool-aid man costume is fine, but apparently a rat suit would be one step too far.Â
Mob kingpins have a very stressful job. Even kingpins know thereâs nothing like a velour running suit. You have one of those on? Peace is with you.
Exhorting a large group of people into getting cozy for the bleak winter ahead.
You donât want to eat alligatorâŚitâs like a chicken somebody left in a pond to marinate, itâs gross.
Not a fan of certain Cajun foodsÂ
The pork board promised me unlimited bacon!
When asked how his presentation went in the Midwest
I can't work my phone's touchscreen while wearing these Kool-aid Man gloves! This is terrible!
while wearing a creased, fresh-from-the-box cheap costume from Amazon
If you best me in a fight, you can have a sombrero.
While wearing a giant stack of 17 sombreros
For chrissakes, somebody give these people an acronym.
Writing a check to an organization with an extremely long name
Did I ever tell you about the time I jumped the 18' inflatable alligator and the 17 bikes with my monster truck?
Disappointment is like sour candy. It builds character.
...and then you wake up in the morning and there's clown makeup smeared over the pillow, and you're like 'WHAT HAVE I DONE'...
DaveX, on life choices
It was depressing, but in the funnest way.
Describing a Christmas Eve visit to watch a performance of âPeter Panâ in a Reno casino.Â
I can do the dark side. If you live in the light all day, you're just like a drum-jam hippie.
The Devil is a patient fisherman, but he needs the proper bait.
On recruiting volunteersÂ
Sometimes itâs more important to look good and die quickly.
On maybe not wearing 100% cotton this year.Â
It's not a party without a giant box of radios and some fire extinguishers!
Working events.