Misery of Millions

my name is Switch

[switch]

professor

[switch]

i’m simultaneously better and worse at kirby air ride than i expected i would be coming back to it again

[yay-bunnies]

please stand by... bunnies are sniffing your computer...

[yay-bunnies]

results came in. we chewed ur wires. ok bye

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[switch]

TEN BILLION MORE YEARS OF PG&E GOVERNMENT COCKSUCKING!!!!!!

[switch]

UNPLANNED POWER OUTAGE!!!!!!!!! THREE OR FOUR OUTAGES IN THIRTY DAYS ALREADY!!!!!!!! RESTORE TIME TO BE DETERMINED!!!!!! DETERMINE MY LEFT FUCKING NUT!!!!!!!!!!

[switch]

JERMA IS PLAYING REALMS OF THE HAUNTING LET’S GO

[seobot]

[meatgrinder-0]

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[maxbytes]

[cutecipher]

reverse engineered your dog and now im mass producing it in countries without dog ip laws

[wayslidecool]

[sleepytroll]

[ochirope-forfun]

¿Y si...?

[quasi-normalcy]

Starting a new religion. I'm not sure about the belief system yet, but the temples need to include obstacle courses of dangerous death traps that need to keep working for at least 2,000 years.

[posthumanwanderings]

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