OuroborosOfSalmon

Boss salmonid Horrorboros RP blog :] VERY inspired by the cohozuna RP blog!

[averageartistamber]

This might be the funniest thing Splatoon will ever do.

Kinda slipped back into Splatoon burnout, so I haven't drawn these three doofuses in ages. Might still try to play in the Big Big Run though.

[abyssdotwav]

Happy pride you salmon lovers

[third-king-of-salmonids]

It was nice seeing you and your pals during Big Big Run! As a token of my appreciation, here's a free pin to commemorate this event.

THANK YOU I WILL WEAR IT WITH PRIDE :V

[horrorborosofsalmon]

IM BARELY ALIVE WHY DID THE BONELESS TARGET ME FIRST???

[third-king-of-salmonids]

SIRE, THAT'S ALOT OF PRONOUNS. HOW DID YOU GET SO MANY?

IVE BEEN COLLECTING THEM SINCE I STARTED THIS JOB >:V

[horrorborosofsalmon]

IVE BEEN COLLECTING ROCKS THIS WHOLE TIME I COULD’VE BEEN COLLECTING PRONOUNS???

[hazware]

this is so stupid i spent like 20m on this

[kingofsalmonids]

THE SALMONS BROTHERS

[horrorborosofsalmon]

CORRECT

[horrorborosofsalmon]

WHAT IS THIS?? A NEW DEPICTION OF YOUR LONG KING!!

[third-king-of-salmonids]

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

[horrorborosofsalmon]

IM HERE FOR ANTIDEPRESSANT SALMON

[horrorborosofsalmon]

IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF YOU GET BIT WHILE BOOPING THINGS

ALSO NOT MY FAULT YOUR WEIRD GRABBY FIN THINGS ARE TASTY

[horrorborosofsalmon]

Do you have a favorite flower?

OF COURSE!!

IVE GOT THIS LITTLE SMALLFRY TRAP! LITTLE THING IS ADORABLE

ALSO IVE HEARD ABOUT THESE THINGS BECOMING REAL BIG AND MENACING! AND GOING TO SPACE!!

[horrorborosofsalmon]

i'm curious, what kinds of foods do you guys like to eat? ... other than grizzco employees?

WE HAVE PLENTY OF DELICACIES!! US SALMONIDS TAKE PRIDE IN OUR CULINARY ABILITIES- SOME OF US WHO FALL IN BATTLE ARE OFTEN REPURPOSED FOR FOOD- IT IS AN HONOR TO CONTINUE THE CYCLE OF LIFE

[horrorborosofsalmon]

THE LONG KING HAS RETURNED

[third-king-of-salmonids]

COULD ALL EMPLOYEES POLITELY REFRAIN FROM HOW CAN I PUT THIS, UH, SLAMMIN YOUR SALMON INTO THEIR JUNCTION AT WORK THANKS - MANAGEMENT

[horrorborosofsalmon]

THIS IS BECOMING AN ISSUE I WATCHED AN OCTOLING TRY TO FLIRT WITH A COHOCK

[third-king-of-salmonids]

HOLD ON I HAVE TO GOOGLE SOMETHING

[horrorborosofsalmon]

THIS IS WHERE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US FALL

[kingofsalmonids]

ATTENTION ALL SALMON:

BIG JERRY IS IN THE HOUSE

[king-salmonid-cohozuna]

with the addition of both king salmonids' tableturf cards, they are absolutely proven to be individual characters. now all nintendo has to do is tell us what the salmonid power hierarchy is like. please. please. pl

[horrorborosofsalmon]

WELL OBVIOUSLY ITS THE LONGER ONE OF US

[horrorborosofsalmon]

The fact your weapon is sorta like a Booyah bomb brings me to ask

Can the salmon Booyah back?

YOUR JOVIAL WORDS MAKE LITTLE SENSE TO ME, BONELESS.

[horrorborosofsalmon]

So can I gently hug and pat Horrorboros please? (Btw you're precious you majestic salmon 🥰)

YOU ASK ME, A KING OF SALMONIDS WHO HAS SURVIVED LONGER THAT MOST IF NOT ALL OTHERS, NOT FOR RICHES, NOT FOR BATTLE, BUT FOR… A HUG…?

….WE WILL NOT SPEAK OF THIS AFTERWARDS, YES?