Let me on.

I don't bite.

[horrorbusdriver]

I miss my children..

[horrorbusdriver]

Wonderful night.

Perhaps I'll have a little bit of fun.

[horrorbusdriver]

take. -@floranbusdriver

[Horror bites the meat out of your hands, the skin around its lips peeling away to reveal several rows of sharklike, yellowed teeth that tear into the meat hungrily]

[sleepover-busdriver]

( ..... ......well if that isn't tterrifying! er-)

[horrorbusdriver]

Wasn't that much.

Might have to find more.

[It grins.]

[horrorbusdriver]

take. -@floranbusdriver

[Horror bites the meat out of your hands, the skin around its lips peeling away to reveal several rows of sharklike, yellowed teeth that tear into the meat hungrily]

[sleepover-busdriver]

What's your favorite scary movie?

aumm... hm... ...honestly, I'm not really a horror fan.. i get it's a staple for slumber parties, but im really not good with 'em myself...

[horrorbusdriver]

Mm. Sad.

[sleepover-busdriver]

er.. ... sorry! uhmm.. ii can still put one on though if you.... have any requests..! or anything like that.! .... sorry.

[horrorbusdriver]

[It leers at Sleepy, regarding them with a flat stare. It then grins, sharp-toothed, and slings its axe over its shoulder.]

Hmm. Like a rabbit.

[sleepover-busdriver]

[they... shift. nervously. in their seat. this is.... new. for them.]

uh.. aahheha... i.. ppardon?

[horrorbusdriver]

All jumpy.

[It sits down and lies back, idly inspecting its gloved hands.]

[sleepover-busdriver]

oh, er... huh.. sorry, sorry. ah..

wwhat.. brings you out here?

[horrorbusdriver]

Curiousity.

[sleepover-busdriver]

curi...osity.. that's, uh.. fair, er... ...what... are you looking for?

[horrorbusdriver]

Food. Entertainment.

[sleepover-busdriver]

oh,tthat's fair! .... i dont know what you eat, but we got some... ... lots.. of fruit snacks an' stuff if you want some of those.... [they're pretty good i think... 'lil tired of em though.]

[horrorbusdriver]

Hm.

[It gets up and stalks over, dragging the flat side of its axe along.]

What about meat?

[sleepover-busdriver]

What's your favorite scary movie?

aumm... hm... ...honestly, I'm not really a horror fan.. i get it's a staple for slumber parties, but im really not good with 'em myself...

[horrorbusdriver]

Mm. Sad.

[sleepover-busdriver]

er.. ... sorry! uhmm.. ii can still put one on though if you.... have any requests..! or anything like that.! .... sorry.

[horrorbusdriver]

[It leers at Sleepy, regarding them with a flat stare. It then grins, sharp-toothed, and slings its axe over its shoulder.]

Hmm. Like a rabbit.

[sleepover-busdriver]

[they... shift. nervously. in their seat. this is.... new. for them.]

uh.. aahheha... i.. ppardon?

[horrorbusdriver]

All jumpy.

[It sits down and lies back, idly inspecting its gloved hands.]

[sleepover-busdriver]

oh, er... huh.. sorry, sorry. ah..

wwhat.. brings you out here?

[horrorbusdriver]

Curiousity.

[sleepover-busdriver]

curi...osity.. that's, uh.. fair, er... ...what... are you looking for?

[horrorbusdriver]

Food. Entertainment.

[sleepover-busdriver]

What's your favorite scary movie?

aumm... hm... ...honestly, I'm not really a horror fan.. i get it's a staple for slumber parties, but im really not good with 'em myself...

[horrorbusdriver]

Mm. Sad.

[sleepover-busdriver]

er.. ... sorry! uhmm.. ii can still put one on though if you.... have any requests..! or anything like that.! .... sorry.

[horrorbusdriver]

[It leers at Sleepy, regarding them with a flat stare. It then grins, sharp-toothed, and slings its axe over its shoulder.]

Hmm. Like a rabbit.

[sleepover-busdriver]

[they... shift. nervously. in their seat. this is.... new. for them.]

uh.. aahheha... i.. ppardon?

[horrorbusdriver]

All jumpy.

[It sits down and lies back, idly inspecting its gloved hands.]

[sleepover-busdriver]

oh, er... huh.. sorry, sorry. ah..

wwhat.. brings you out here?

[horrorbusdriver]

Curiousity.

[sleepover-busdriver]

What's your favorite scary movie?

aumm... hm... ...honestly, I'm not really a horror fan.. i get it's a staple for slumber parties, but im really not good with 'em myself...

[horrorbusdriver]

Mm. Sad.

[sleepover-busdriver]

er.. ... sorry! uhmm.. ii can still put one on though if you.... have any requests..! or anything like that.! .... sorry.

[horrorbusdriver]

[It leers at Sleepy, regarding them with a flat stare. It then grins, sharp-toothed, and slings its axe over its shoulder.]

Hmm. Like a rabbit.

[sleepover-busdriver]

[they... shift. nervously. in their seat. this is.... new. for them.]

uh.. aahheha... i.. ppardon?

[horrorbusdriver]

All jumpy.

[It sits down and lies back, idly inspecting its gloved hands.]

[sleepover-busdriver]

What's your favorite scary movie?

aumm... hm... ...honestly, I'm not really a horror fan.. i get it's a staple for slumber parties, but im really not good with 'em myself...

[horrorbusdriver]

Mm. Sad.

[sleepover-busdriver]

er.. ... sorry! uhmm.. ii can still put one on though if you.... have any requests..! or anything like that.! .... sorry.

[horrorbusdriver]

[It leers at Sleepy, regarding them with a flat stare. It then grins, sharp-toothed, and slings its axe over its shoulder.]

Hmm. Like a rabbit.

[sleepover-busdriver]

What's your favorite scary movie?

aumm... hm... ...honestly, I'm not really a horror fan.. i get it's a staple for slumber parties, but im really not good with 'em myself...

[horrorbusdriver]

Mm. Sad.

[horrorbusdriver]

uh. hey, horror. i wasn't sure if you were still around or not.

...i'm glad you are, for the record.

anyways. i have something I've been holding onto. mostly because i have no idea what else i could do with it (at least without horribly cursing myself or something) so! i wanted to give to you, if you'd like.

- @chosenbusdriver

Hm. It's you.

What do you want?

[chosenbusdriver]

*She holds out a cylindrical shaped object wrapped in a tarp. It smells of fresh blood and meat. Something it has tasted before, and is familiar with.*

[horrorbusdriver]

[It sniffs the object and takes it gingerly.]

[It nods, grunting with curious approval.]

..Got a bus now.

[chosenbusdriver]

yeah! it looks nice! probably will help with hunting, too.

[horrorbusdriver]

Mhm.

[horrorbusdriver]

is cosmic horror bus driver like you but space flavor? or are you different

Who.

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

HOW DO YOU COPE WITH RUNNING OVER A SQUIRREL

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

PLEASE HELP??

[horrorbusdriver]

I can take the squirrel.

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

ARE YOU A VET???

[horrorbusdriver]

I handle animals.

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

OK!!! PLEASE TAKE CARE OF THEM!!!

[horrorbusdriver]

Will do.

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

HOW DO YOU COPE WITH RUNNING OVER A SQUIRREL

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

PLEASE HELP??

[horrorbusdriver]

I can take the squirrel.

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

ARE YOU A VET???

[horrorbusdriver]

I handle animals.

[horrorbusdriver]

HEY!!!!!!!!!!! IM RAD!!!!! HOW ARE YOU???????????? - g4m3r-bus-driv3r

You're loud.

What do you want?

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

JUST TO SAY HI!!!!

[horrorbusdriver]

Hmph. Hello.

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

HOW DO YOU COPE WITH RUNNING OVER A SQUIRREL

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

PLEASE HELP??

[horrorbusdriver]

I can take the squirrel.

[horrorbusdriver]

uh. hey, horror. i wasn't sure if you were still around or not.

...i'm glad you are, for the record.

anyways. i have something I've been holding onto. mostly because i have no idea what else i could do with it (at least without horribly cursing myself or something) so! i wanted to give to you, if you'd like.

- @chosenbusdriver

Hm. It's you.

What do you want?

[chosenbusdriver]

*She holds out a cylindrical shaped object wrapped in a tarp. It smells of fresh blood and meat. Something it has tasted before, and is familiar with.*

[horrorbusdriver]

[It sniffs the object and takes it gingerly.]

[It nods, grunting with curious approval.]

..Got a bus now.