go cozy, go stupid

[sleepover-busdriver]

check it out. I'm in the bus like driver

[wifegideonnav]

affirmations for bus drivers: i am sexy and necessary for society to function 💞 ten minutes is not that late 💞 i can fit through that gap 💞 the passengers don’t need to sit down before i blast away from the bus stop 💞 i can take this turn as fast as i want 💞 twenty minutes is not that late 💞 everyone on this bus desires me carnally 💞 thirty minutes is not that late 💞

[dropespeon]

guy who is always sleepy: zzzzz i'm so sleepy

[sleepover-busdriver]

Quest:

Even Beyond The Furthest Stars

Reward: 200xp, 3x Cool Rock

A woman leans against a bus stop, putting on an air of cool aloofness to spite the clinging heat of these city nights.

[pulling over at a usual stop in their route, they open the bus's doors and take the moment to rest their eyes. they saw a woman at the stop, but if she boards, they don't especially notice.... it's been a long couple of days for good ole' sleepy busdriver.]

[ Quest.... Accepted? ]

[summoner-bus-driver]

[There's a couple quiet thuds of boots on metal- steel-soled monsters by the sounds of it, though you wouldn't know from looking at her- and then a silence.] [A beat passes. Nothing moves an inch.] ...What do I owe you?

[sleepover-busdriver]

oh-- OH!!! the fare... yeah. a-ah. ii.... tend to ask for three bucks, but pay what you can....

[summoner-bus-driver]

[She fishes around in the pockets of her jacket, sleek and form-fitting, pulling out a handful of cash. Allium hands over 3 ten dollar bills, refusing to comment on this.] You sure you should be driving? I know some busses can drive themselves these days, but... if it causes an issue, it's not just a threat to your own safety. [It's not concern in her voice, not for you at least. Simply a dry stoicism, a resolve like a second nature. A few degrees off, and it could almost be seen as a threat, but... that's not quite right.]

[sleepover-busdriver]

ah, thanks.. [they take her fare, failing to notice anything unusual of the amount. they seem pretty tired tonight.]

well... i guess, yeah. b....but that would leave me without anything to do, huh! ive been doing this for years, and nothin's happened yet... though maybe i'm lucky! hahah..

um. um, anyways, feel free to take a seat anywhere. even the bunk bed's free tonight!

[summoner-bus-driver]

[She looks around the bus, tail swishing slightly as she turns.]

I'll take your word for it, I suppose. Get some rest after this shift, at the very least– don't overwork yourself just because you're young.

[She slowly walks, taking a seat on... one of the beds? closest to the front. She is, admittedly, taken somewhat aback by this at first, but accepts it in short order.]

So... where to, then?

[sleepover-busdriver]

[back on the road.]

well... right now we're headed east, down by the waterfront of the older districts. but... between me and you, i sorta planned to go a bit off route to visit this one bakery down there, so... um... that might be the next stop. unless you're um. in a hurry. sorry.

[night's late, moon's bright, traffic's gone, ride's smooth.]

[sleepover-busdriver]

Quest:

Even Beyond The Furthest Stars

Reward: 200xp, 3x Cool Rock

A woman leans against a bus stop, putting on an air of cool aloofness to spite the clinging heat of these city nights.

[pulling over at a usual stop in their route, they open the bus's doors and take the moment to rest their eyes. they saw a woman at the stop, but if she boards, they don't especially notice.... it's been a long couple of days for good ole' sleepy busdriver.]

[ Quest.... Accepted? ]

[summoner-bus-driver]

[There's a couple quiet thuds of boots on metal- steel-soled monsters by the sounds of it, though you wouldn't know from looking at her- and then a silence.] [A beat passes. Nothing moves an inch.] ...What do I owe you?

[sleepover-busdriver]

oh-- OH!!! the fare... yeah. a-ah. ii.... tend to ask for three bucks, but pay what you can....

[summoner-bus-driver]

[She fishes around in the pockets of her jacket, sleek and form-fitting, pulling out a handful of cash. Allium hands over 3 ten dollar bills, refusing to comment on this.] You sure you should be driving? I know some busses can drive themselves these days, but... if it causes an issue, it's not just a threat to your own safety. [It's not concern in her voice, not for you at least. Simply a dry stoicism, a resolve like a second nature. A few degrees off, and it could almost be seen as a threat, but... that's not quite right.]

[sleepover-busdriver]

ah, thanks.. [they take her fare, failing to notice anything unusual of the amount. they seem pretty tired tonight.]

well... i guess, yeah. b....but that would leave me without anything to do, huh! ive been doing this for years, and nothin's happened yet... though maybe i'm lucky! hahah..

um. um, anyways, feel free to take a seat anywhere. even the bunk bed's free tonight!

[sleepover-busdriver]

Quest:

Even Beyond The Furthest Stars

Reward: 200xp, 3x Cool Rock

A woman leans against a bus stop, putting on an air of cool aloofness to spite the clinging heat of these city nights.

[pulling over at a usual stop in their route, they open the bus's doors and take the moment to rest their eyes. they saw a woman at the stop, but if she boards, they don't especially notice.... it's been a long couple of days for good ole' sleepy busdriver.]

[ Quest.... Accepted? ]

[summoner-bus-driver]

[There's a couple quiet thuds of boots on metal- steel-soled monsters by the sounds of it, though you wouldn't know from looking at her- and then a silence.] [A beat passes. Nothing moves an inch.] ...What do I owe you?

[sleepover-busdriver]

oh-- OH!!! the fare... yeah. a-ah. ii.... tend to ask for three bucks, but pay what you can....

[sleepover-busdriver]

Quest:

Even Beyond The Furthest Stars

Reward: 200xp, 3x Cool Rock

A woman leans against a bus stop, putting on an air of cool aloofness to spite the clinging heat of these city nights.

[pulling over at a usual stop in their route, they open the bus's doors and take the moment to rest their eyes. they saw a woman at the stop, but if she boards, they don't especially notice.... it's been a long couple of days for good ole' sleepy busdriver.]

[ Quest.... Accepted? ]

[heavensghost]

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

[vympr]

im.trying to beat the sleepy allegations but I'm losing

[theshittybus]

uh... excuse me? hello? I, uh, think my bus broke down.. sorry to ask, but.. um.. would you be willing to help me out?

-@sleepover-busdriver

alright i'll help ya, whatdya need kid? if it's repaiahs you's lookin' for, best check that out wit' a mechanic- i know a guy

[sleepover-busdriver]

Oh, that's good! yeah, it, uh... seems to be a pretty basic issue, but i dont know much about... bus maintenance..

would... ahh, shoot, i just might need a ride... how much for the fare?

[theshittybus]

ah don't worry aboud' it kid i'll waive it for ya' first ride, just make suauh to stay on da first floor, the boss don't like it when people go around seein' things theys not supposed to, capiche?

[sleepover-busdriver]

i, um.. i understand, yeah. who, um.. ... (nevermind, uh, i... probably shouldn't ask, huh..)

where.. are we going, then?

[They... well, simply take an empty seat near the front. Optimal position to chat with the driver! ... If this bus had one!]

[theshittybus]

whereever y' needta' go kid, i ain't running on no schedule or nothin'

[sleepover-busdriver]

well, i... thought you were the one that knew a guy, if.. it's not too blunt to say..

[theshittybus]

well y’see here da thing is guy i know’s kinda busy, i’ll letcha know if her and that... that somethin’ a’ hers get outta dat shoutin’ match but if ya’d rather not hafta wait on that eventuality, ah can just take ya’ down to any ol’ mechanic

[sleepover-busdriver]

right... yeah. that sounds good. ... um, i guess there's this place, i'm friends with the owner, somewhere down on 39th, i think? maybe that'll work.

[they remain quiet in their seat for the rest of the ride, watching the scenery pass by the window like a forlorn kitten.

Arriving at the mechanic in question, they sort out all the nitty gritty, and return to their spot in the shittybus to wait. they seem to have an air of relief, having one problem sorted, at the very least.]

...Hey, um... thanks, for the ride. and all.

[sleepover-busdriver]

meow

heheh.... meow! ^w^

[sleepover-busdriver]

hey i'm evil today

[sleepover-busdriver]

wake up!

[sleepover-busdriver]

hey i'm evil today

[postitforward]

Go back to bed—it’s World Sleep Day!

World Sleep Day is a global, annual call to action celebrating the importance of a good night’s sleep. Sleep is essential for health!

In partnership with World Sleep Society, we’re encouraging you to practice some self-care and look after your health. How? Just LOG OFF & GO TO SLEEP!

How can you help to make this our biggest celebration yet?

We know it’s a big ask, but we’re confident you can handle these two enormously difficult tasks:

For Web users:

LOG OFF

GO TO SLEEP

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LOG OFF

GO TO SLEEP

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[theshittybus]

uh... excuse me? hello? I, uh, think my bus broke down.. sorry to ask, but.. um.. would you be willing to help me out?

-@sleepover-busdriver

alright i'll help ya, whatdya need kid? if it's repaiahs you's lookin' for, best check that out wit' a mechanic- i know a guy

[sleepover-busdriver]

Oh, that's good! yeah, it, uh... seems to be a pretty basic issue, but i dont know much about... bus maintenance..

would... ahh, shoot, i just might need a ride... how much for the fare?

[theshittybus]

ah don't worry aboud' it kid i'll waive it for ya' first ride, just make suauh to stay on da first floor, the boss don't like it when people go around seein' things theys not supposed to, capiche?

[sleepover-busdriver]

i, um.. i understand, yeah. who, um.. ... (nevermind, uh, i... probably shouldn't ask, huh..)

where.. are we going, then?

[They... well, simply take an empty seat near the front. Optimal position to chat with the driver! ... If this bus had one!]

[theshittybus]

whereever y' needta' go kid, i ain't running on no schedule or nothin'

[sleepover-busdriver]

well, i... thought you were the one that knew a guy, if.. it's not too blunt to say..

[theshittybus]

well y'see here da thing is the guy i know's already here i figured you just needed a ride somewhere ah'll call 'er down to help in just a sec don'tyou worry

[sleepover-busdriver]

.... right! right. haahh. well. in.. that case. i guess i dont really.. need to go anywhere?...

[they put their head in their hands. they will never recover from such an embarrassment. not ever.]

.....who.. would i need to talk to.

[theshittybus]

uh... excuse me? hello? I, uh, think my bus broke down.. sorry to ask, but.. um.. would you be willing to help me out?

-@sleepover-busdriver

alright i'll help ya, whatdya need kid? if it's repaiahs you's lookin' for, best check that out wit' a mechanic- i know a guy

[sleepover-busdriver]

Oh, that's good! yeah, it, uh... seems to be a pretty basic issue, but i dont know much about... bus maintenance..

would... ahh, shoot, i just might need a ride... how much for the fare?

[theshittybus]

ah don't worry aboud' it kid i'll waive it for ya' first ride, just make suauh to stay on da first floor, the boss don't like it when people go around seein' things theys not supposed to, capiche?

[sleepover-busdriver]

i, um.. i understand, yeah. who, um.. ... (nevermind, uh, i... probably shouldn't ask, huh..)

where.. are we going, then?

[They... well, simply take an empty seat near the front. Optimal position to chat with the driver! ... If this bus had one!]

[theshittybus]

whereever y' needta' go kid, i ain't running on no schedule or nothin'

[sleepover-busdriver]

well, i... thought you were the one that knew a guy, if.. it's not too blunt to say..

[theshittybus]

uh... excuse me? hello? I, uh, think my bus broke down.. sorry to ask, but.. um.. would you be willing to help me out?

-@sleepover-busdriver

alright i'll help ya, whatdya need kid? if it's repaiahs you's lookin' for, best check that out wit' a mechanic- i know a guy

[sleepover-busdriver]

Oh, that's good! yeah, it, uh... seems to be a pretty basic issue, but i dont know much about... bus maintenance..

would... ahh, shoot, i just might need a ride... how much for the fare?

[theshittybus]

ah don't worry aboud' it kid i'll waive it for ya' first ride, just make suauh to stay on da first floor, the boss don't like it when people go around seein' things theys not supposed to, capiche?

[sleepover-busdriver]

i, um.. i understand, yeah. who, um.. ... (nevermind, uh, i... probably shouldn't ask, huh..)

where.. are we going, then?

[They... well, simply take an empty seat near the front. Optimal position to chat with the driver! ... If this bus had one!]