Hooray, the toast is stuck. Danger here I come.

👻An aspiring writer with a deep love for mythology, cryptids, and Halloween...plus apple cider☕

[hyenaswine]

the girls are fightinggggggg

[horrorpostergirl]

This is so funny to me, the level of PETTY (and now I want to go back and rewatch them all to find the Easter eggs)

[horrorpostergirl]

You don’t understand your honor, it’s the character that protects everyone but no one is there to protect them when they need it the most

[horrorpostergirl]

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR HONOR, it’s the character who lets themselves be a puppet or a weapon til the very end because it’s their life before anyone else’s

[horrorpostergirl]

Your honor what the f*ck, it’s the character that would have lost their mind if it hadn’t been for that one person being their tether to humanity

[horrorpostergirl]

BUT YOUR HONOR, It’s the character that doesn’t know what to do when they become someone’s priority since they never have been prioritized once in their damn life

[shamebats]

[underwaterfraulein]

@emsails YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

[horrorpostergirl]

When I think of wealth I think of BEAUTIFUL, fancy manors with stained glass windows, statues and gardens, with ornate furniture. Then I see modern million dollar homes and it…looks so plain. Like a child drew a blocky house. Why is everything so washed out?!

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[horrorpostergirl]

You don’t understand your honor, it’s the character that protects everyone but no one is there to protect them when they need it the most

[horrorpostergirl]

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR HONOR, it’s the character who lets themselves be a puppet or a weapon til the very end because it’s their life before anyone else’s

[horrorpostergirl]

Your honor what the f*ck, it’s the character that would have lost their mind if it hadn’t been for that one person being their tether to humanity

[horrorpostergirl]

You don’t understand your honor, it’s the character that protects everyone but no one is there to protect them when they need it the most

[horrorpostergirl]

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR HONOR, it’s the character who lets themselves be a puppet or a weapon til the very end because it’s their life before anyone else’s

[horrorpostergirl]

You ever write Fix It drabbles for your own story because even you know “damn I really traumatized these people lol”

[horrorpostergirl]

My friends: “This character of mine is horrifying, a real monster when transformed-“

Me: *Applying lip balm* “You don’t say…”

[thekraziesreside]

I have reached rock bottom

[thekraziesreside]

Thank you @horrorpostergirl

[horrorpostergirl]

@thekraziesreside

[horrorpostergirl]

You don’t understand your honor, it’s the character that protects everyone but no one is there to protect them when they need it the most

[pyroxeene]

Record of Ragnarok characters in a sentence or less

Brunhilde: scary girlboss is proud mother to 13 humans she sends to fight to the death

Göll: little girl has first experiences with debilitating grief

Thor: bored immortal has first experiences with bromance

Lü Bu: ken was right, being a manly man really is all about horses

Adam: man beats up god with knuckleduster, more at 11

Eve: too kind to chuck apples at zeus upon leaving the arena

Zeus: elderly man survives own death several times but really looks the part

Hermes: amogus

Ares: what good is a himbo without his tiny teacups?

Odin: may or may not be his own version of a ventriloquist

Loki: silly guy gets disowned for being "dangerously unpredictable" and "a threat to public safety"

Loki, alternatively: his sexuality is committing to the bit

Poseidon: man has pretty privileges until he starts opening his mouth

Kojiro: local swordmaster pulls absolute king shit

Heracles: nicest person you'll ever meet unfortunately gets put in situations™

Jack: man gets worse with every homicide, unfortunately still british

Jack, alternatively: some people shouldn't be allowed to see colors.

Raiden: manwhore finds true love in tall buff lady

Shiva: dance dance revolution?

Zerofuku: kid vows to learn how to love himself, immediately is befallen by tragedy

Hajun: ancient god from hell makes surprise appearance in tournament

Buddha: man who preaches to rid yourself of greed and attachment presents with debilitating addiction to candy

Jataka: responsible prince keels over from the plague before we can make it to the 'a whole new world' scene

Qin Shi Huang: confident king has drip for days

Chun Yan: every mum is secretly a girlboss

Hades: usually only laughs about cat videos

Nikola: scientist gives away too much information by info-dumping

Beelzebub: man in dire need of exorcist accidentally kills all his loved ones

Beelzebub, alternatively: he was born sopping wet in a cardboard box

[rukia-writes]

I knew Leo was huge but I didn’t think he was humongous 😭

[horrorpostergirl]

You know when talking about Record of Ragnarok it really does sound outrageous.

I mean. You have Jesus, Confucius, and Socrates in one panel cheering for Buddha to whoop a demon’s ass. And that’s not even the most wild thing to occur in this manga

[r0bita]

Once again being reminded how insane RoR is...

Imagine someone recently died and their soul immediately goes to heaven only to end up thrown into a packed stadium with other souls from all past eras to find out that the world is gonna end unless a bunch of random guys you barely learned about from history class and wikipedia gets the most wins out of a death match between literal gods from various mythologies.

Imagine finding out from a literal 8th Century viking and a Spanish Colonial Nun that they witnessed Nikola Tesla and the Devil beat the crap out of each other with no context.

[horrorpostergirl]

I mean…I discovered this manga a year ago when someone told me it has Adam, BIBLICAL Adam, punching Zeus with brass knuckles that actually has the soul of a Valkyrie in them. That’s the kind of nonsense, heavy metal album art chaos that I live for.

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

You don’t need any formal training or clinical knowledge of literature and language to be a good writer. Don’t struggle against the idea that writing is meant for certain kinds of people with certain backgrounds. Write, my friends, and don’t give a shit about status or education.

Writing isn’t about elitism and hierarchy. It’s about emotion and love and fun and truth.

You don’t need a degree to teach you those things.

[christfucker-deactivated2023040]

No more zodiac signs. If you were the main character and you finally brutally murdered somebody to show the audience that you are no longer the upstanding young man you were at the beginning and that you had "snapped," what song would be playing in that scene?

[fox-bright]

This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.

I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!

Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.

Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.

Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!

The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!

[fuckingconversations]

Pennyroyal oil contains pulegone, which is highly toxic, particularly to the liver. Ingestion can lead initially to gastrointestinal distress such as nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. Later on, it can lead to failure of the liver and kidneys, resulting in bleeding, seizures, multiple organ failure, and death.

There is no antidote for pennyroyal oil poisoning.

- straight from poison control