Horoscopes 4 U

I don't mean to offend anyone as this is just a fun blog about the signs

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The signs as Twenty One Pilots

Josh Dun- Gemini, Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius, Aries, Aquarius

Tyler Joseph- Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces

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The signs as annoying 2015 trends

Aries- Lit Taurus- John Cena Gemini- Shrek Cancer- The Dress Leo- Hotline Bling dance Virgo- Fetty Wap Libra- Just Do It! Scorpio- Charlie, Charlie challenge Sagittarius- The condom challenge Capricorn- Pepe Aquarius- #5SOS Pisces- #DontJudgeMeChallenge

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The signs as boy hotties

Aries- Luke Hemmings Taurus- Louis Tomlinson Gemini- Evan Peters Cancer- Leo DiCaprio Leo- Zac Efron Virgo- Ansel Elgort Libra- Dave Franco Scorpio- Robert Pattinson Sagittarius- Tyler Posey Capricorn- Calum Hood Aquarius- Harry Styles Pisces- Dylan O'brien

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The signs as middle-aged mom names

Aries- Susan Taurus- Cheryl Gemini- Vanessa Cancer- Heather Leo- Karen Virgo- Jacinta Libra- Amy Scorpio- Carol Sagittarius- Sharon Capricorn- Michelle Aquarius- Elizabeth Pisces- Katie

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The signs as horror movie

Aries- Scream Taurus- Whatever Happened To Baby Jane Gemini- When A Stranger Calls Cancer- The Omen Leo- Friday The 13th Virgo- The Poltergeist Libra- Let Me In Scorpio- The Exorcist Sagittarius- The Shining Capricorn- Child’s Play Aquarius- Annabelle Pisces- Carrie

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The signs as TV shows

Aries- Game Of Thrones Taurus- The Walking Dead Gemini- American Horror Story Cancer- RuPauls Drag Race Leo- Geordie Shore Virgo- My Super Sweet 16 Libra- Teen Cribs Scorpio- Orange Is The New Black Sagittarius- Parks & Recreation Capricorn- Breaking Bad Aquarius- Teen Wolf Pisces- Doctor Who

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Lana, Melanie or Marina

Lana Del Rey- Scorpio, Cancer, Libra, Pisces Melanie Martinez- Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Virgo Marina And The Diamonds- Leo, Aquarius, Aries, Taurus

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Cons of the signs

Aries- gets very moody Taurus- switches on and off to liking people Gemini- bottles up emotions Cancer- pessimistic and tends to never look on the bright side of life Leo- can be mean or jealous very easily Virgo- tend to backstab or talk behind your back Libra- never admits that they are wrong Scorpio- has trouble controlling their feelings Sagittarius- has trouble sympathising other people Capricorn- annoys other people by their arrogance Aquarius- follow trends and are afraid to be unique or different Pisces- they get offended easily for no reason

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Signs in highschool

Aries- Nerds Taurus- Wallflowers Gemini- Class clowns Cancer- Artistic kids Leo- Snotty popular girls Virgo- Bitchy hippies Libra- Individualists Scorpio- Rebels Sagittarius- Wacky girls Capricorn- Weirdly talented kids Aquarius- Gamers Pisces- Annoying girls who squeal when they see eachother in the hall

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The signs as American Horror Story characters

Aries- Constance Langdon Taurus- Jimmy Darling Gemini- Queenie Cancer- Violet Harmon Leo- Madison Montgomery Virgo- Vivienne Harmon Libra- Sister Jude Scorpio- Tate Langdon Sagittarius- Ma Petite Capricorn- Kyle Spencer Aquarius- Adelaide Langdon Pisces- Sister Mary Eunice

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What to buy the signs

Aries- a cute little cactus or bamboo plant Taurus- FOOD Gemini- giant teddy bear Cancer- flowers! Leo- shoes Virgo- room decor Libra- perfume Scorpio- records Sagittarius- cakes and cupcakes Capricorn- gift vouchers Aquarius- hair accessories like flower crowns Pisces- candles