KISS THE COOK

they/them, I love my friends, very very not straight

[babylizard-blog]

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

[knightzoned]

can you check in the back

[animalsnaps]

Animal snaps

[shigraki]

[maeborowski]

[jashin-priestess]

[teathattast]

[fluffy-daiya-deactivated2020022]

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

[garrus-vakkarian]

what if texas just like……. kept going

[garrus-vakkarian]

Now Presenting: Texas Plus

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

[just-shower-thoughts]

b, p, d and q are the same fucking letter and noone talks about it

[tsaimelemoni]

[goawfma]

who would have thought that the solution to homelessness is providing people with housing? 🧐

[jethroq]

The solution isn’t 100 % perfect, there’s a lot of people who aren’t technically homeless because they live with other people for free etc. but yeah this does majorly help reduce risks for vulnerable people.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Here’s the big thing about it that might scandalize Americans even more so than the idea of free housing: you don’t have to do anything to “deserve it.” Most countries use what’s called “the staircase model” – you start by being in shelter, then maybe a halfway house, then permanent housing. You can “move up” by going through rehab or getting a job or accessing other services. The idea is that housing is something you get as a reward for good behavior, not something you get by right.

But with the housing first model, you get the house first, and then deal with everything else. It’s a lot easier to stop using drugs and alcohol when you have other ways to pass the time and aren’t under constant stress. It’s a lot easier to get a job when you have an address to put on your applications. It’s a lot easier to treat mental illness when you’re in a safe place that doesn’t add to your fear and pain. But if your mentality is that housing is something only the morally pure and socially acceptable deserve, and the only way to get it is for people to jump through hoops to prove their goodness, then of course you’re going to hate this model.

[cheese24k]

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

[yungdoctor-deactivated20191230]

this changed me

[teapartyspider]

[captain-snark]

“i am going to make this hairless one’s day. He’s never before experienced bliss such as the crunch of a good leaf.”

[ormallyfabsurd]

“You gotta— here, no, just— okay yeah you take the leaf- there yes, now, yeah— good. You hear that? The CRONCH? That’s the whole game. Here try again. Listen, honestly your form needs work but this was a great start come back tomorrow ok?”

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

i met this guy in the smoking area of a house party in hackney wick and he literally said the words “im not like other guys you know” and now he’s booty calling me with french new wave cinema

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

im the misspelling of jean-luc godard

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

[notallmensheviks]

when i first saw this i thought it was really funny but his response makes it the best thing i have ever seen

[paulthebukkit]

[retrogamingblog]

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

[kimveee]

The amount of work that went into this is amazing

[s6sh6]

Friendly reminder that she

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

During a hide and Seek game, Bulbasaur went back to take Togepi to a better hiding spot so it doesn’t get sad losing quickly. 

Bulbasaur was a real bro.