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“Heh! This place always has a track record of bringing people together over stupid shit.”

“I actually think this is very informative!”

“Friends with benefits refers to a relationship between two individuals who engage in consensual, sexual acts with one another, but are not engaged in a romantic relationship. In short, close friends who simply enjoy the pleasures of the flesh. At least, that was what I gathered from my research material.”

#dash commentary #She likes explaining things okay

I can’t believe Goku’s new form is Goku Blanco cien por ciento.

#ooc;#sometimes Super makes me shake my head #tbd

daemonize:

“Oh, get off!”

Shoving another one of he odd, small creatures that crowded around her, Ava hissed as she continued to try and flee. All she had wanted was to go to the store, but clearly the miniature monsters had other plans.

She had resolved not to get involved in the entire ordeal, after it became abundantly clear just how disadvantageous it would be for him. However.. What was it? Motherly instincts, perhaps? Something compelled her to approach the fleeing youth, swatting away at the smaller beasts that seemed to be drawn towards her. Thankfully it wasn’t the more aggressive, larger monsters chasing her.

“I’m sorry for butting in, but it looks like you might need some help..“

#daemonize #do not pester the good lava child

aurahack

Majin 21, aka Everyone’s New Favorite Wife

#Imagery;

betterscience:

“It’s a holiday that only benefits corporations and fools in love. No, the gift does not have to be from a romantic partner, but romantic feelings are, unless you are a child forced to participate in exchanging valentine’s cards with the class, the motivation behind the gift 9 times out of 10.”

“So they’re based on romantic feelings. That’s.. a shame. I would have gladly given you a present of sorts otherwise, but that could be seen as inappropriate under the circumstances. Still, no one should feel left out of a day that’s supposed to inspire positive emotions. Organics can be so strange sometimes.“

#betterscience

betterscience:

“It’s exploiting the concept of romance to sell chocolate and gifts. It’s capitalism at it’s peak. Not to mention due to this exploitation, society has come to shame and poke fun at those that do not receive these gifts due to a lack of romantic partner. Essentially, it makes those of us that remain single feel like utter garbage because we can’t waste money on a romantic partner.”

“I see.. Admittedly I’m not fairly familiar with everything the day entails, outside of what I’ve researched. I guess it seemed like a fun, but trivial day from what I understood. But clearly not everyone feels that way. Does it have to be a romantic partner that gives you gifts?“

#betterscience #well drat

betterscience

“Within two days of each other the least desired days in my book occur. This is cruel and unusual punishment from the universe itself.”

horsdevoured

“Is it really that bad? Most people seem to be enjoying it..“

#betterscience #if you don't want chocolates could you give them to me

#recording;

hippogriff

“Happy Valentine’s Day! You look really pretty, so you should have this!” He offers up a single red rose tied to a bag of homemade chocolates. They’re misshapen, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

horsdevoured

“Wha- Huh?! I-I don’t think I look pretty at all, but.. Thank you? That’s very kind of you..“

The shape honestly didn’t matter much to her. But any ordinary sweets to help stave her ravenous hunger would be appreciated. He might have just inadvertently saved lives with that one act.

#roserider #Astolfo the hero hive needs #but not the one it deserves

specta-a-deactivated20180419

#Imagery;

shouyoku

@horsdevoured 💖’d for an event starter

“…Okay I guess technically speaking a djinn counts as a magical girl.” Legs swinging, Riruka eyes the loose pants and crop top with a discerning eye. “Not looking too ‘magical’ there though, I have to say.”

horsdevoured

“A-Ah, well.. It wasn’t really my intention to look magical, really..“

She’d ended up transforming against her will, if that made any sense. Perhaps it was due to her influence growing stronger now that she had these magical powers. Whatever the case, she was stuck in her true form for the foreseeable future.

“But are you alright? Things have gotten kind of dangerous all of a sudden.“

#shouyoku #She's too soft for any of this

thexj9:

“Uh, yeah, sure!”

It, admittedly, felt nice having people actually interested in her instead of dismissing or looking down on her. “What do you want to know?”

“O-Oh, no. It’s not that I have any questions per se. It’s just.. I felt it might be fun to speak to someone I have something in common with.. If that makes sense.“

Interacting with organics was a fairly new experience for her, all things considered. This was the first time she’d actually approached someone of her own will in this city. She seemed like a fairly nice person anyway, so that likely drew the android towards her as well.

“I’m Android 21. What’s your name?“

#thexj9 #sweet robos