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[therealmoosey-blog]

R.I.P Wittymoose account silenced forever

[neotweets-blog]

U.S Homeland Security is on high alert as neopets.com user bori_bomber leaves his pit to go to the opera. There are concerns that he is a threat to the general public.

[fakevalentino-deactivated201612]

so tempted to be a dick

[ncconfessions-blog]

[horsenoises]

Bahahahahahah!

[horsenoises]

And no fucks were given.

[peopleofneopets]

[horsenoises]

Is this that Linda Blair person? That girl is fucking annoying as shit.

[ncconfessions-blog]

[horsenoises]

You don't know hell until you've visited the NC.

[nattaboss]

So many questions about the Neopian Hosptial…

Why does the kacheek need its temperature taken if it’s arm is broken?

What is that awkward pouch on the overalls placed in the kacheek’s no-no zone?  Do neopets have no-no zones? 

Why is the kacheek’s arm in one of the stirrups that you put your legs in at the gyno? 

Does the tail of the kacheek look abnormally long? 

Why isn’t Dr. Gelert wearing any gloves when dealing with bodily fluids?

Did he just yank the thermometer out of the kacheek’s mouth? 

Why isn’t he looking at the thermometer?  

Why does everything on the wall of the exam room look like it’s painted on? 

Who wears overalls anymore?  

Where did Dr. Gelert get his MD from? 

Why does the kacheek’s arms look completely different? 

Does Dr. Gelert has malpractice insurance? 

[shittyneopians-blog]

yea i just cant think of any way that someone between the ages of 14 to 18 could possibly be disabled

[horsenoises]

These fuckwads argued for a good hour about how people who walk slow are or aren't physically disabled. It was hilarious.

[horsenoises]

Lol, this dude was asking people to give him tips on fixing his lookup—everyone was in for a surprise when they checked it out.

[horsenoises]

HEY EVERYONE, GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE!!!

[horsenoises]

The Newbies Chat in a nutshell.

[horsenoises]

The struggle is real.

[horsenoises]

NC = sludge at the bottom of the barrel.

God you people are fucking horrible... I love it.