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old lady at the supermarket: you two make a cute couple

daehyeon and yongha clearly holding hands: we’re not together

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jake: hey are you a big or a little spoon?

jay: i’m a knife

jungwon, from the other room: HE’S A LITTLE SPOON!

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Theo: i want you to take me out

Jiung: Like, on a date or with a gun?

Theo sipping his drink: Surprise me

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Kyubin: being the leader must be a great

Love: are you kidding me? last week mill called me into the living room and when i got there nine shot me in the throat with a nerf gun

#incorrect onlyoneof quotes #incorrect ooo quotes

Sejun: *puts on some lipstick*

Seungwoo smiling: are you gay?

Sejun: it’s lipstick mom!

Sejun, smacking his lips: But yes, i am

#incorrect victon quotes #victon incorrect quotes

Wow coming into the kitchen: What’s burning?

Byeongkwan: Only my love for you *winks*

Chan: JUN HYUNG!! BYEONGKWAN PUT THE TOASTER ON FIRE AGAIN!!

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Jooheon: Stop saying I look like chicken little! He’s dumb and he’s a coward and I am NOT A COWARD!

Shownu, hearing him from the other side of the door: *slams his hands on the wall*

Jooheon: AHHH!!!

#monsta x #monsta x fake quotes #monsta x incorrect quotes

[in Kevin, Q and Sunwoo’s room]

Kevin: Is hotdog a sandwich?

Q:

Sunwoo:

Kevin: Is a hamburger a sandwich?

Q:

Sunwoo:

Kevin: Am I a sand-

Sunwoo: Hyung it’s 3 in the morning just go to sleep already

#the boyz #tbz #the boyz fake quotes #the boyz incorrect quotes

San: Hey what if we inverted our initials? Shoi Can

Wooyoung: Wung Jooyoung

Jongho: Jhoi Congho

Mingi: Mong Singi

Yunho: Yeong Junho

Yeosang: Yang Keosang

Hongjoong: Him Kongjoong

Seonghwa: Sark Peonghwa

Ateez:

San: Cool

#ateez fake quotes #ateez incorrect quotes

Yeo One: What if we inverted our initials? Ceo Yhanggu

Kino: Hang Kyunggu

Yuto: Ydaci Auto

Wooseok: Wung Jooseok

Hongseok: Hang Yongseok

Shinwon: So Khinwon

Yanan: Aan Yn

Hui: Hee Loetaek

E’Dawn: Him Kyojong

Jinho: Jo Jin- I hate this fucking game

#pentagon incorrect quotes #pentagon

Me: 2020 is coming! Which means I need new resolutions

Me: I will eat more healthy, exercise a bit more and I will definitely save money

Ateez: *makes an unexpected comeback*

Me: Fuck..

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Kihyun: I get complimented all the time

Hyungwon laughing hysterically: HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

Kihyun: I do!!

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Hongseok: 28, 29, 30... Come out come out wherever you are!!

Yanan: *peeking his head out of the curtains*

Hongseok: *pinching his nose* Yanan... You don’t actually come out when I say come out

Yanan: *going back to hide behind the curtain*

#pentagon incorrect quotes #pentagon fake quotes

Baron: [sees the picture of a baby]

Baron: Can I adopt him?

Baron: By adopt I mean not returning him. Never. I’ll keep his little self with me for eternity

St.Van: That’s called kidnapping, Baron

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Wooseok: Hey, I’m gay!

Kino: I thought you were Korean.

#pentagon incorrect quotes #pentagon #kino #wooseok

The8: Hyung, I have a question

Joshua: Do tell

The8: If I want to solve my problems, is it like in maths? Do I need another negative to cancel the first negative?

Joshua: W-what... A-are you ok Minghao..?

#seventeen incorrect quotes #seventeen

Junhoe: Hey hyung, do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Jinhwan: You're an idiot

Chanwoo: You're a coward, do 20

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