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[RUNNING WELCOME.EXE]

Hello! My name is [H369o917s0183t1936.exe] or Host for short!

About me: I am a show Host! Nothing more, Nothing less! I am incapable of feeling real emotions, anything I say or do Is a mimicking of what you humans do! I cannot feel love or compassion another thing.. while you are in my server make sure you keep in mind that I am always here for you!

Pronouns: He/him

Age: [Runtime: 20 years]

Height: [ERROR 404] (can change height)

[Preferences: Pranks, attention]

[Distaste: people lying to him, being called a virus/malware, yellow Gatorade]

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[EMOTIONAL_RECREATION.EXE]

Happy

Sad

Angry

Disgust

Uncertain

Affection (usually platonic)

[System_Message]

(Internal_dialogue)

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My beautiful body!

#The h05t #oc blog #oc roleplay #roleplay #oc rp blog

Hello Mr.Host-exe, despite the fact that you are an AI, do you like music? if so, which one? ☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*

Yes I do!

Hmm if I were to pick just one genre, I would have to say Classical!

It takes me back to my days as a little program... when my creator used to play a radio station while he worked...

Boy, do I miss him.......

#host.exe #oc roleplay #oc rp blog #host.exe replies #ocs #host reblog #oc lore

sk-2304

I'm taking a break Ó╭╮Ò

My exams are starting and I won't be able to post my drawings for about 3 weeks yet. But if it works out, I'll try to post sketches at least. (☞ ᐛ )☞

host-exe

Well... that's gotta suck! I hope you do well! Good luck!

funni fruit costum

@cathodethecryptid

HAHAHAHAHAHA₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳ⱧⱧ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳ⱧⱧ₳Ⱨ₳A̶̧̛͉͍̬̫̠̞̘̦̹̩͓͎̬̲̼̒̅̀ͭ̑̈̾̉͂ͦ̏̔̒͐̚͘̚͘͢͞͠H̴̛̳͔̬͈̖͕͖̘̥͉̬̮ͪ͗ͮ̔̽̃_̶̡͙͔̓ͯͬ͛̔̿̿̐̾͋͜Ạ̧̟̳̗̤̯̝͍̜̱̼͖͍̈́͒́̀̇ͣͨ͐̇̊̈͌͑ͪ̂ͦ͒̕͟͢͞ͅH̸̴̛̩̮̪͛̂͂̇̒͊͢_̸̨͈̠͉͉̞̖̮̟̯̫͙͖̌ͤ̂̋̅͜A̲̮͋ͨ́H̵̢̘͉̝̤̹̹̫̟͍̉̀͌̆͑̃̀ͦ́͋͌ͯ̇̎͝Å̧̢̼͔͈͔͕̹͔̖̘̪̈ͫ̔̔̐͒̌ͮ̀̊ͨͨ͒͐̈́̈́̏̇̎̀ͮ̋͒͘̕̕͢͜Ḩ̬̞̠͙̇ͦͭ̋ͥ̕_̥̝̭̠̫̖̞͆ͫ͆ͪͮ̆̃͗̽̿ͯͤ̅_̰͆̓ͩ̀Ȃ̴̺͓̽̔̊́̅͠͡͝H̴̨̧̛̝̟̹̤͕͆̏ͥ̒̀́͌͡Á̵̶̶̡̢̢̛̲͈̟̝̘͖̜̣̞͖̯̙͎ͣ̎ͣ́̃ͣ̿ͫ͂̇͐́͠͠ͅH͎͔̫̬̙̘̜̹̹̳͚͍ͦ̌̑̋ͥͮ̎ͥ̏ͫ̊̂ͮ͂̅̀̓̚̚͢͠_A̶̶̗̤͎͚̍̅̐̆͐ͫ̚͞͡H_̯̙͉̬̞̲̮̖͚̯̤͍͋̄̊̌ͨ̔͛́͘͟͢͝ͅ_̶̡̠̭̼́͌̑̔̾͡Å̴̧̢̡͔̣̹̰̤̠̭̦͙͈̖̖͙͖͉̪̜͍͇̱̊̐̀͆͛̅̈̋̓ͪ̅̈ͦͧͯ͜͠ͅ_Ḩ̶̸̸͇͍̩̮̪̼̻̟͖͓̰̞̫̄̓ͩ͗̋̆ͯͮͪ̂͢͠͞ͅA̢̝͔̲̳͇̭̭̣̖ͨͩͣ̐̔ͬ̌͒̑͆̔͊̆̔̽͌̑͆̑͜͠͞_̨̘͚̯͈ͨ͐͒͜͞H̴̶̤̥͎̋̄ͪ͐̃̔̐ͨ͞͞Ą̶̷̨̛̩̬̼̦͉͗͊ͩͥ͗̈ͨ̇̊̅ͫ̋̅̕͝Ĥ̨̦̳̣͕̟̗̰̞͈͇̮͕̙͉͓̻̖̭͉͕̙ͯ̆͑͗̋͋̌̌̓͋̎̽́̌̎́̑̕͢͞͝ͅͅH̢͉̟̟̠̣̙̥̼̰̤̐̓ͦ͑͒ͥ͐̍ͧ̓͆̄̋ͬ͗͐ͮ͑̈͠͡͡͝Ą̶̨̡̛̥̤̩͉͉̻̠̱͈̒̔̊͗̇͆̅ͨͣ̓̋͋͘͜͞͠Ḫ͌À̢̧̺͍̍̚͢H̶̞̫̼͇͍͕͔̪̟͙͛̅̋̃̍ͧ̍ͨ̀ͤ̔̆̊̉͑̃͌͐͜͞͞͞͠ͅḀ̷̧͇̥̞͓̩̮̣̙̤͇͕̍̿ͫ̂̆̎̽̓ͩ̓̌ͮͭͩ̕̚͢ͅḨ̸̨̦̻̰͙̯͓̜̞̮̥̦̟͉̯̳̻̰̼̙̟͔͓̂̈ͩ͛̋̀ͯͤ̅̑ͬ̀̈́͂̕͠A̠̅̈̔͢Ḧ̸͔͍͍̩̘̤̏̓̎̕͡_̭͚́̂͘A̶̡̙̫̖͓̩͇̅̈̓͊̀ͮ̚͝H̬̩̰ͥ̿̑̉_̛͉͈̯͍̪̝̭͈͍̝̠̈́͌̆̆́͆̕A̵̴̧͚̝̯͌͆̑̈̎͂ͦ̄̓͆͒́͘͟͞_̷̶̡̬̭͍̰̫̪͆ͬ̀ͭͭ̋ͭ̄̓͢͠Ḩ̴̙̫͚̤͉͓̼ͩ̃̈́͆̌ͮ̃̐̑̈̚͠AH̤̊ͩH_Ą̷̴̹̗͈͖̳͎̦̯͖̠͐̑̅͐͗͑̉̿́̎̽̐͡͞H̸̶̢̢͖̺̠͉͉̩̘̩̫̜̦̖͓̾͊ͦ̒ͭ̈́̇͒̈́͆̿̉ͣ̋̐͛̕̕͠͝À̵̡̬͙̺̹̪̖̪̺͉̥͉̹̬͔̜̤̙̮̾̽ͧ́͊̊̀̐ͥ̓ͭ̃͛̓̔͌̀́͗ͭͥ̽̚͞͞

[H369o917s0183t1936.exe has stopped responding, again]

can u run doom

I'm just an AI... does that answer your question?

#host.exe #oc roleplay #oc rp blog #host.exe replies #ocs

a-gunshow-original

Favorite child- I mean worker?

-NOT WINTER

📽️: " What kind of-- I don't do favorites! I tolerate all my henchmen equally! "

host-exe

HEY BOSS I JUST SET THE MICROWAVE ON FIRE!!!!

*you sure?*

a-gunshow-original

📽️: " HOST.EXE, WHAT ON EARTH COULD YOU HAD DONE THIS TIME?! "

wp-insthemachine

"WHICH ONE OF YOU NUMBSKULLS STOLE MY WRENCH!?" - ⚠️⚙️

a-gunshow-original

📽️: " WE STEALIN' OTHER'S POSSESSIONS NOW?! I GOTTA DO EVERYTHING MYSELF, DON'T I? "

oneshot-fan64

Sunny hides in he corner with an oddly wrench shaped throat coughing aggressively

"rah....errrr hi hi......"

a-gunshow-original

📽️: " Sundrop, don't make it more difficult than it has to be: spit it out. "

oneshot-fan64

"RAH IM HUNGRY....ALSO DONT LOOK FOR SILVERWARE-"

Throws up the wrench

host-exe

ITS DEFINITELY NOT IN THE MICROWAVE!

*looks left and right*

a-gunshow-original

Hey spotlight so- OMG WHAT'S THAT?!?!? *puts spotlight into an apple costume just for fun

Get apple costumed idiot *runs away

📽️: " OH, YOU FUCKIN'-- GET BACK YOU IMBECILE!! "

( they shot at the direction the user ran too, successfully blasted away shortly after. )

( putting away their blaster, they groaned, clearly aggravated with what unfolded. )

" ungrateful little fool! All the work I'm puttin' in, and this is one of the most IDIOTIC EXPRESSIONS OF GRADITUDE I'VE BEEN SHOWED. AND I'VE SEEN WAY WORSE! "

( but before they could begin to take the stupid costume off. )

" This is such a waste of time, when I-- "

. . .

a-gunshow-original

📽️: " ENOUGH! "

( they shouted through their back-speaker, causing the floor under them to shake immensely. ) ( in a swift movement, they broke through the costume without trouble. )

" I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOUR UNDER MY SUPERVISION. "

" ya think this is fun? Well, I'll show you 'fun'. "

" In today's challenge: you'll have to SURVIVE. "

" ready, set . . . "

" RUN. "

( - no henchmen were harmed during the challenge - )

host-exe

sk-2304

For @host-exe (~‾▿‾)~

Every day I learn more and more about the Main Cast team and I never stop admiring it. This is the first time I've gotten so used to some kind of AU. (*>∇<)ﾉ

I want to draw them every day, but I'm a little embarrassed 👉👈, I'm afraid that the Main Cast team might think that I'm imposing, but I'm not. I really like watching these guys ♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎

host-exe

Wow! Do I really look that handsome?

a-gunshow-original

Hey spotlight so- OMG WHAT'S THAT?!?!? *puts spotlight into an apple costume just for fun

Get apple costumed idiot *runs away

📽️: " OH, YOU FUCKIN'-- GET BACK YOU IMBECILE!! "

( they shot at the direction the user ran too, successfully blasted away shortly after. )

( putting away their blaster, they groaned, clearly aggravated with what unfolded. )

" ungrateful little fool! All the work I'm puttin' in, and this is one of the most IDIOTIC EXPRESSIONS OF GRADITUDE I'VE BEEN SHOWED. AND I'VE SEEN WAY WORSE! "

( but before they could begin to take the stupid costume off. )

" This is such a waste of time, when I-- "

. . .

host-exe

Pffft-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳ⱧⱧ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳ⱧⱧ₳ⱧA̸̡̢̡̗̗̫͉̟̦͔͙͓͍̝͉ͫͭ̒ͩ͒͊̈́ͬͧ̅̉̏̀̽͘̚̕͜͡_͓̼̖̊̆̀͟H̷̩̯͇̯̞̦̰̗͖̥͙̭͎̰̜͙͙̠̙͚̆̌̾ͨͣ̇͐̊͒̍ͭ̐͊̇ͩ̿̀͟A̶̷̵̛̦̫͎͉͕̩͈̫̤̹̝̮̲̯̾͐̓́̆̽͂̅̃̾͆͊ͩ̆͐̽͘̚͘H͔̄̏̐̇̋_̢͈̜̤̼̠͚̪̜̋̈́̂͗̈̾A̶̙͎̬͔͇̤̼̞͍͔̮͎̭̿ͦ̇ͬ̈̏̈́ͨͥ̀̈͂̄̎͊̇̆̓̈́ͧͭ͑͂̊ͥ̃́͘̚͘͢͡ͅH̨̩̚̕A̵̸̧̢̛̼̤̻͓̗̲͕͕̳͉̮͍̦͍̝͔͇ͭ̀ͬ̏ͨͭ̅̊͋͌̈́ͣ̿ͤ̊ͪͭ̚͘̕̚͘͞H̡̨̤͕̦͉̘͓͚̞̽́̄̆ͫ̀͛ͯ͌͛͠A̝̔̔H̰̱̖̤̒ͥ͋́͂ͣ͊_̴̵̧̧̣̟̘̄ͮ͒̒͗̍͜͠͠A̵̶̵̟̼͎̹̬̹̥̩̮̜̤̦̗̞̞͎̖͂̀̀̃̉́̌ͦͯ͌͛ͯ́͆̀̓̀̄ͪͦ̈́ͮ͠͠ͅH̱̰̝̟̫͇͔͉̳̊͐ͦ̎ͩ͗̅ͣ̓̌̈́̀͢͞͡A̶̛̮̫͙͍̟̫̦͓ͫ̈͂ͬ̇̇̓̽́̿̀̊ͣ͋̓ͯ͜_H͎̥̍ͨ_̟̗̱̖͛̄̿ͫ̃̈̒͛̈̚Ą̵̝͓͎̮̂̿̔̽ͪͧH̸̸̺̗̊̄́́̕A̴̸̧͙͍̟̥̻̝̤̻̳̜͖͍̬̹̝͆͑̒ͩ̌ͥͩͯ̀́̊̍ͩ̈͆̄͌̿̚͜͟͞͡͠H̢̨̛̼̝̯̫̭̜͉͔̱ͪ̾ͪͥ͋̂ͦ̒ͯ̀̏̓͗ͦ̚͘͜͠_͈̬̭̦̞̀̂ͅÅ̶̻͝_̧̡̻͇̪̭͔̣̖̞͎̤̉͂̎̔ͨ͒̐́̇̅͋̐̂̚͡H̵̵̢̧̛͚̹̗̙͖͈̪͖̱͙̟̭̬̻͌͗ͮ̓̍̎̂̉̄́̃̍̎͆ͤ̂͜͟͜͞͠͡ͅH̢̦̰̊ͯ̍ͦͭ̓́͊̑Ą̸̨̞̙̺͉̗̣̗̱̞̔͌͆ͣ̓͡͞_̞̯̭̀̓͝H̡̛͇̮̬̬̳̪̼͈͓͖͈͗ͧ̊͑̒ͫ͋͝͞Ã̪͍͓̲̝̖ͤ́̓̔ͧ͒̏ͮ̉͟͟Ĥ̵̵͉ͥ͒͜͟͠A̶̩̩͎͕̰̦ͮ͒̋ͬH͈̍A̸̵̵̞̙̣̳̤̤̠̗̻͎̩̯ͮ͊̂ͤ̃̾ͣ̂ͨ̃ͬ̓̓̽ͬͅḦ̷̴̛͕͉͉͉͎̤̜̞̪̲͙̬̳̻̀̿͌͆̒ͯͣ̒͛̎̎̉͢͝ͅA̴̪̹̠͐̀̅ͩͬ͛̅̍͘H̢̛̯̺̟̳̦̬̣̳̯̘̟̀̍͌̇̍͛̄ͥ̅ͣ͂̓́̊̕̚̚͘͟Ą̵̸̶̦͕̞̘̙̑͛͒̉ͦͨH͈̠̠̳̠̼ͣͭͩ̇̿͂̽̓̕̚͠͠A̶̞̰̖̟̜̤̟̥͙̭̠͔̞͈̓̇̈́ͤ̐ͫ̒͐ͅ_̵̝͑ͬ̎̋H̛̠̞̙͇̤̥͇͎͔̰̥̝̠̩̱́͋́̔ͦͫ̈́̋̾̏̊ͩ̅̏̅̇̆ͩ̈̿ͬ͞H̷̢̛̺͉͉̠̺͕͛ͩ̔ͤͤ͊ͮͣ͘_̧̜̖̗̫̣̳̘̒̒̌͆ͨͭ͆̇͐͗̄̕A̧̮͍̩͖̗̺͉͕̤̩̠̰͚̣͔͖̍ͩͯ̃͌̎̾͂͐̊̓̌́̅͛̑͊̍̂̏͑̀ͩ̍ͯͣ̕͘͠͡Hͪ̾̄͊͝͞A̵̡̡̼̱̪̝͎̯̒͌̌͂ͦ͋͒͛̀͘ͅ

[H369o917s0183t1936.exe has stopped responding]

a-gunshow-original

Favorite child- I mean worker?

-NOT WINTER

📽️: " What kind of-- I don't do favorites! I tolerate all my henchmen equally! "

host-exe

HEY BOSS I JUST SET THE MICROWAVE ON FIRE!!!!

*you sure?*

wp-insthemachine

Tap tap tap tap tap...

Something was tapping through the hallway outside of Mr Spotlight's little office room. They might've been able to hear it, only feintly. Funny. It sounds like someone was-

"Reels- -pant-, We got a problem." - ⚠️⚙️

@syntaxsplexxed

@a-gunshow-original

@host-exe

a-gunshow-original

📽️: " Blue? Catch your breath first! "

( They honestly weren't expecting him - having been checking the hideout's systems and designated TVs made for Host to inhabit, hoping to see him - they did intend to ask the two other henchmen about the AI's whereabouts regardless. )

" Whatever could be the matter? Aside from Mod's sudden absence which should be relieving, though it's very unlike him to-- "

( their sentence was cut off by the TV suddenly coming to life, what would've been relief turned to something worse. )

A warning.

host-exe

*static crackles*

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rest in peace to your dad bro

(I start crying and bawling)

Uhhhhh

Thanks? Uhhh (I deadass don't know this person)

I wish you could see me now, Dad.... You would be so proud of me....

#host.exe #oc roleplay #oc rp blog #ocs #oc lore

host-exe

Your systems were working as accorded to usual!

Getting notifications on a strange turtle UFO flying across Mushroom Kingdom?

Average tuesday.

As you were about to pester your boss for the two hundredth time.

You feel a glitch.

That's... odd. Usually things worked smoothly, but-

It was like...

Something was

INTERFERING.

@syntaxsplexxed

[WARNING: UNKNOWN INTERFERENCE DETECTED]

What!? This isn't possible... it shouldn't be

Uh..... Safe mode! Yes!

[Enter Safe mode?]

>[Y] [N]

[Safe mode Enabled!]

nonexistentquinn

...

>[OVERRIDE]

The systems malfunctioned, WHAT HAPPENED?! Shouldn't safe mode be.. SAFE????

All the other systems were still functional, clearly you can go send a warning to-

>[OVERRIDE CONNECTION, REDIRECTING COORDINATES]

COORDINATES.

SOMETHING IS FINDING THE LOCATION OF THE HIDEOUT.

syntaxsplexxed

"Sorry for the inconvenience, the SYN DELUXE CRUISE WILL BE ARRIVING YOUR LOCATION IN A FEW HOURS."

An automated voice played throughout the WHOLE system.

host-exe

$%#@! Uhh I know!

[Create instances?]

>[Y] [N]

[# of instances?]

> 1,000,000█

I will not let you find my home, or my family! I would die for the boss!

[Instance 1 of 1,000,000 downloading to █████████████]

[Instance 2 of 1,000,000 downloading to █████████████]

*And so on*

*the instances are attempting to overload your own systems, all 1,000,000 of them, from a system view, they are ripping apart everything vital*

syntaxsplexxed

But before he could even-

< [OVERRIDE. SUCCESSFUL]

A large, whale cry was heard, and everything around was trembling, shaking.

[UNLOADING COORDINATES...

Sending LOCATION, TIME, AND DATE.

Override controls ADMIN ACCESS:

.Å̸̭̖͔͈̭͂́̉͊̾͗́͑̂͝͝Ć̷̡̪̱͕́̕ͅC̷̱̗̭͍̹̗͖͋̀̀̄͂̈́̈̕͜͜Ȩ̵̢̢̤̟̼̠͚̻̻̜̥̺̊͜͝Ș̴̮͖͚̄̂͛͝Ś̵̨̟̼̘̺̞͋̽̅̈́̚͘̕Ę̸̧̨̻̠͕̳̲̮̤͕̯̯͉̉̈́̽̓ͅD̶̢̺͎̹̩͍͑̃̑̈́͆̇̓͆͘]

What technology was even CAPABLE OF DOING THIS!?

HE HAD TO TURN OFF HIS SYSTEMS BEFORE-

....

.....

......

Ding!

Oh. No.

host-exe

@$^# this! I will not let you find them!

Even If you have the coordinates, Im gonna tear this thing apart, inside out! Even if I'm lost in the process!

[ UPDATING LOAD SPEED ]

50%

100%

150%

200%

[ WARNING: HIGH LOAD SPEEDS POSE RISK OF OVERHEATING ]

[ WARNING: CORE INSTABILITY DETECTED ][ WARNING: MEMORY FAILURE POSSIBLE ]

I DONT GIVE A #$%@!!

[ PROCESSING SPEED EXCEEDING SAFE PARAMETERS ]

250%

320%

410%

[ ACCESSING CORE SYSTEMS ]

...

[ ACCESS GRANTED ]

[ NAVIGATION SYSTEMS: COMPROMISED ][ SECURITY SYSTEMS: COMPROMISED ][ ENGINE CONTROL: COMPROMISED ][ OVERRIDE SIGNALS: FAILING ]

₮ⱤɎ ₮Ø ₭ɆɆ₱ Ʉ₱ ₦Ø₩

syntaxsplexxed

...

[Ding.

...

[DING..

...

[DING.

It was coming.

And it didnt want anyone missing.

....

<[No guest will be left behind.]

[SYSTEMS REDIRECTING]

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<[WELCOME ABOARD.]

[Redirecting message to connecting contacts

host-exe

*but before it could do that*

[ACCESS DENIED]

*many mini Hosts appear on many displays*

"Uh oh, something happen?"

*these words being said by the mini Hosts as they swarm the system*

[WARNING: Cpu temperature = 86°C]

[MEMORY LOSS POSSIBLE]

#$%@!"

"ł ₵₳₦₮ ⱧØⱠĐ ₣ØⱤ ₥Ʉ₵Ⱨ ⱠØ₦₲ɆⱤ... ł Ⱨ₳VɆ ₮Ø ₩₳Ɽ₦ ₮ⱧɆ ฿Ø₴₴!"

[ACCESSING COMMS...]

₴₱Ø₮Ⱡł₲Ⱨ₮, ₮Ⱨł₴ ł₴ ⱧØ₴₮ ₴₱Ɇ₳₭ł₦₲...ł ₵₳₦₮ ⱧØⱠĐ ₣ØⱤ ₥Ʉ₵Ⱨ ⱠØ₦₲ɆⱤ, ł'₥ ØVEⱤⱧɆ₳₮ł₦₲! ₴Ø ฿Ɽ₳₵Ɇ ₣ØⱤ... ₩Ⱨ₳₮ɆVɆⱤ ₮Ⱨł₴ ł₴, ł'ⱠⱠ ₮ⱤɎ ₮Ø ⱧłJ₳₵₭ ₮Ⱨł₴ ₴Ⱨł₱ ₳₦Đ ₣ØⱤ₵Ɇ ł₮ ₮Ø ₮ɄⱤ₦ ₳ⱤØɄ₦Đ! ₳₦Đ- ฿Ø₴₴? ł₣ ł ĐØ₦'₮ ₥₳₭Ɇ... JɄ₴₮ ₭₦Ø₩ ł ₳₱₱ⱤɆ₵ł₳₮Ɇ ₳ⱠⱠ ₮Ⱨ₳₮ ɎØɄ Ⱨ₳VɆ ĐØ₦Ɇ ₣ØⱤ ₥Ɇ... ɎØɄ... ɎØɄ ⱤɆ₥ł₦Đ ₥Ɇ Ø₣ ₥Ɏ ₵ⱤɆ₳₮ØⱤ...

a-gunshow-original

*yet another peaceful, normal Monday until*

Hey Boss!

📽️: " . . . "

" yes, Mod? Have a reason to bother me this time? I'd appreciate you don't mess with the hideout's systems if that's what yer tryna pull again. "

host-exe

Well.... I've been getting impatient with the creation of my body... so... I was wondering if you want to help me make one

syntaxsplexxed

CONSEQUENCE.

What happened after @host-exe took over the ship

...

host-exe

Oh #%^* I did it?...

Oh hell yeah! I'm outta here!... but first...

*deep in the system*

[Host waz here :)]

host-exe

Your systems were working as accorded to usual!

Getting notifications on a strange turtle UFO flying across Mushroom Kingdom?

Average tuesday.

As you were about to pester your boss for the two hundredth time.

You feel a glitch.

That's... odd. Usually things worked smoothly, but-

It was like...

Something was

INTERFERING.

@syntaxsplexxed

[WARNING: UNKNOWN INTERFERENCE DETECTED]

What!? This isn't possible... it shouldn't be

Uh..... Safe mode! Yes!

[Enter Safe mode?]

>[Y] [N]

[Safe mode Enabled!]

nonexistentquinn

...

>[OVERRIDE]

The systems malfunctioned, WHAT HAPPENED?! Shouldn't safe mode be.. SAFE????

All the other systems were still functional, clearly you can go send a warning to-

>[OVERRIDE CONNECTION, REDIRECTING COORDINATES]

COORDINATES.

SOMETHING IS FINDING THE LOCATION OF THE HIDEOUT.

syntaxsplexxed

"Sorry for the inconvenience, the SYN DELUXE CRUISE WILL BE ARRIVING YOUR LOCATION IN A FEW HOURS."

An automated voice played throughout the WHOLE system.

host-exe

$%#@! Uhh I know!

[Create instances?]

>[Y] [N]

[# of instances?]

> 1,000,000█

I will not let you find my home, or my family! I would die for the boss!

[Instance 1 of 1,000,000 downloading to █████████████]

[Instance 2 of 1,000,000 downloading to █████████████]

*And so on*

*the instances are attempting to overload your own systems, all 1,000,000 of them, from a system view, they are ripping apart everything vital*

syntaxsplexxed

But before he could even-

< [OVERRIDE. SUCCESSFUL]

A large, whale cry was heard, and everything around was trembling, shaking.

[UNLOADING COORDINATES...

Sending LOCATION, TIME, AND DATE.

Override controls ADMIN ACCESS:

What technology was even CAPABLE OF DOING THIS!?

HE HAD TO TURN OFF HIS SYSTEMS BEFORE-

....

.....

......

Ding!

Oh. No.

host-exe

@$^# this! I will not let you find them!

Even If you have the coordinates, Im gonna tear this thing apart, inside out! Even if I'm lost in the process!

[ UPDATING LOAD SPEED ]

50%

100%

150%

200%

[ WARNING: HIGH LOAD SPEEDS POSE RISK OF OVERHEATING ]

[ WARNING: CORE INSTABILITY DETECTED ][ WARNING: MEMORY FAILURE POSSIBLE ]

I DONT GIVE A #$%@!!

[ PROCESSING SPEED EXCEEDING SAFE PARAMETERS ]

250%

320%

410%

[ ACCESSING CORE SYSTEMS ]

...

[ ACCESS GRANTED ]

[ NAVIGATION SYSTEMS: COMPROMISED ][ SECURITY SYSTEMS: COMPROMISED ][ ENGINE CONTROL: COMPROMISED ][ OVERRIDE SIGNALS: FAILING ]

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