#host.exe replies

[host-exe]

Your systems were working as accorded to usual!

Getting notifications on a strange turtle UFO flying across Mushroom Kingdom?

Average tuesday.

As you were about to pester your boss for the two hundredth time.

You feel a glitch.

That's... odd. Usually things worked smoothly, but-

It was like...

Something was

INTERFERING.

@syntaxsplexxed

[WARNING: UNKNOWN INTERFERENCE DETECTED]

What!? This isn't possible... it shouldn't be

Uh..... Safe mode! Yes!

[Enter Safe mode?]

>[Y] [N]

[Safe mode Enabled!]

[host-exe]

📽️: " It's Pride Month, Mod, you know what that means? "

@a-gunshow-original

What? WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I KNOW, YES I KNOW THIS MONTH IS TO CELEBRATE GAY PEOPLE BUT WHY AM I BEING ASKED!?!?!?

[host-exe]

( They turned on one of their monitors like their life depended on it, awaiting the AI soon-to-be-entertainer to make their appearance. )

📽️: " HOST, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN. I NEED THE CAT'S AND FORMER-INKLING'S ADRESSES THIS INSTANT. " ( They were clearly on edge, this was a major factor to getting the gameshow finally running. )

@a-gunshow-original

Zzzzzzzzz

*he wakes up*

AH! WHAT HUH?

@a-gunshow-original

[host-exe]

"HOST UH H-HAVE YOU SEEN A REVOLVER LAYIN' 'ROUND I-IT'S IMPORTANT....please tell me you know where it is......"

@oneshot-fan64

You mean this revolver?

He is spinning the revolver on his finger

What about it?

[host-exe]

Host? Do you have a body now...?

@cathodethecryptid

(OOC: Let's pretend this happened between Mono's break-in and Preacher appearing at Inks N Drinks! Happy fluffy fun time!!!)

Yes!! I do!

... why are you asking?

I'm kinda doing the crew's taxes...

@cathodethecryptid

[host-exe]

So... while Mr. Spotlight and I are trying to get you a physical body, they suggested something that might help in the meantime. I'll have to do this on my own while they're busy with their game show, but... is there any way for another person to alter your code?

@cathodethecryptid

Hmmm without completely @$^&ing me up?

I doubt...

Why do you ask?

[host-exe]

Hello (*´∇`)ﾉ I was wondering what your feelings were like when you got your body?

My feelings?... well It felt... odd at first... then I slowly got used to walking.

Running on the other hand, I'm still working on that!

[host-exe]

Hello Mr.Host-exe, despite the fact that you are an AI, do you like music? if so, which one? ☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*

Yes I do!

Hmm if I were to pick just one genre, I would have to say Classical!

It takes me back to my days as a little program... when my creator used to play a radio station while he worked...

Boy, do I miss him.......