i'm the hostess with the mostess

[rufflet]

Angry customer: “Well maybe I’ll just take my business somewhere else!”

Me:  

[currentlyhungryaf]

when u start off the week with 0 dollars and you make it to payday

[sadiiqsomatic-deactivated201901]

Oh God

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

LITERALLY ME

[dope-kulture]

[hostess-life]

I'm quitting lol Rip hostess-life

[hostess-life]

when people at work tell me to smile more Sorry?? I'm here for several hours do you realize how much energy it'd take to have a smile on my face the entire time, and how fake it'd look?? I reserve it for when I'm actually engaging a customer if I'm standing around what's the point

[hostess-life]

look at this yelp review i got  i kinda want to frame it 

[hostess-life]

on holidays we always have like 30 people calling to see if we're open

it gets to be pretty annoying answering the phone ever 4 minutes, check our facebook smh 

[hostess-life]

After telling the specials to the table you just seated, they assume you're the server and start ordering food/alcohol from you

[hostess-life]

Having to hunt down a server to give them cash/coins that were left by their customers

[hostess-life]

Customers making out in booths. Am I the only one who sees this regularly?

I've never seen that, but i get a lot of couples sitting on the same side of the booth and thats kind of obnoxious

[hostess-life]

recently two of my proper work friends left and now I'm just never going to interact with them again lol

[hostess-life]

hostess problem #28

when a customer doesn't notice they have food on their shirt/face and you just grin and try to ignore it even though it's kinda grossing you out

[hostess-life]

hostess problem #27

when your relief calls out sick and you have to stay several more hours to cover their shift

[hostess-life]

hostess problem #26

when a giant party decides to have separate checks and you're trapped ringing them all up for like ten minutes 

[hostess-life]

hostess problem #25

when it's so slow that you forget which section is up next

[hostess-life]

when you're the only hostess so your break time is under pressure

[hostess-life]

is constant exposure to Christmas music used as a torture method