i have no idea what im doing she says

lost and hungry and just a mess

[dietcoke-and-razorblades]

some days im like “i havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fine”

and then some days im like “im on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop me” 

[possum-adjacent]

also: “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” vs “I’ll sleep until I die”

[bibliotheque-la-nature]

// countryside //

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toesucker]

The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it

[sheabutter-kisses]

This hidden gem KILLED ME

[exitmybody]

instead of a brain there is a mini haunted house in my head

[beyonslayed]

GOODBYE

[alicent-florent]

TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)

[friendscallmebatty]

Malcolm In The Middle (2000-2006)

[kitsnicket]

this fuckin movie

[manliest-lil-weenie]

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

[kitsnicket]

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has

[epitomeofloyalty]

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

There is literally an entire Amanda Bynes movie about this

[profeminist]

“The footage was filmed as part of an experiment for Spanish TV show El Hormiguero to ‘destroy some of the myths’ around women’s football.

El Hormiguero script writer Jordi Molto said: ‘Women’s football doesn’t have any presence alongside men’s football which receives all the media attention.’

‘Some people might say women haven’t got the same physical capacity or the same strength but this shows the technique can be the same and women and men with a ball at their feet can put on the same spectacle.‘”

Read more and watch the video here

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

“I knew something was up when she scraped the shit out of her knees and just, like, kept playing. I mean, she didn’t even fake a scream or anything.”

[tibets]

[kaijuno]

[kreature-ofthenight]

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

[kaijuno]

Fair point

[silverhyukjae]

Me: *cleans makeup brushes* at last, here I am. Finally pulling my life together.

[4-velvets]

Make me choose: peek a boo joy or rbb joy asked by theseulgis Make me choose: peek-a-boo joy or red flavor joy asked by anonymous

[yavn]

hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and

[australianpikachu]

[backwardsorbust]

HAPPENING NOW (9/16/2020)

PROTESTERS ARE STORMING NYC’S ICE OFFICES 

[kaijuno]