Brave Bird

Brittany (she/her), 33, Southern California. Dog Blog: @asmodeus-poodle

[giblepilled]

gible of the day

OTENKI TEAM - Sand : merchandise line

[kittyoperas]

twisted every way.

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[christopher-ratto]

What is this witch doing at dusk?

[mistray-art]

a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away - #545 Scolipede

[rufflet]

Watched The Long Walk and it was alright, but it was really hard to take The Major seriously with Mark Hamill doing a voice that sounded like The Joker if he smoked three packs a day.

[rufflet]

I told Chris “I just feel like I don’t have any close friends” and this guy responded “yeah, what sucks about living in [city] is that all our friends are like a half hour drive away”.

Dude, I wasn’t speaking geographically 😭😭😭

[shamebats]

[mollybeenoel]

By Momoire

[jaminbonbon]

[rufflet]

Chris gleefully came back from the bathroom at the brewery to show me what they’ve done to the urinal

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[cuttledreams-bugs]

Finally drew the Bugs ✨ (plus a few friends)

[puffychi]

flareon snacks 🍊✨

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[rufflet]

Scheduled 2-6 and got a text that I only have one dog booked, so come in at 4.

Drive a half hour to wash and dry one dog and drive back. What even is the point.

[rufflet]

Okay it turned out to be a very wiggly adorable puppy so it was worth it 💕

I wish I got an after pic but he was moving too much.

[zoinyoi]

inspired by art from @ middnae

[rufflet]

Scheduled 2-6 and got a text that I only have one dog booked, so come in at 4.

Drive a half hour to wash and dry one dog and drive back. What even is the point.