Keep My Wolves in the Dark

When I’m dead, I’ll rest

[excitementshewrote]

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[lady-raziel]

This is why we can never let local news die. Commitment to the bit as an art form must survive

[rnaxbemis]

Kyle Clark is a Colorado Treasure

[rnaxbemis]

Happy Valentine’s Day 💕

[wang-fire]

tag urself, im aang

[bundibird]

I've seen this at least once every day for the last three days, and every time, I absolutely lose it at Toph's "STAIRS"

[cosmosholo]

[philhoffman]

COOPER HOFFMAN and DAVID JONSSON photographed by Marie Tomanova for GQ

[rnaxbemis]

I’m gonna go see the long walk just bc of how hot they are in this photo shoot

[roboriders]

[roboriders]

FUCKKKK I'm not allowed to eat ANYTHING

[roboriders]

YYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

[rnaxbemis]

Greatest tweet of all time

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[memewhore]

[sauou]

[beemovieerotica]

[rnaxbemis]

Not even Helen Keller would’ve missed all the obvious signs OP was in the wrong place

[jmelinaugarte]

wine drunk is the best drunk. makes u horny & intellectual. a lust-filled academic

[rnaxbemis]

Casey McQuiston’s ‘The Pairing’ ^^

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[dirt-mann]

"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords

[rnaxbemis]

Landlord special thermostat is CRAAAZY work

[kosmogrl]

[vivaciousvividandvibing]

And it almost always is

[areallyuniquename]

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]