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A place for me to put all the naughty things I can't bring myself to put on my main blog. At this point in time it is now triangle centric. Watch out for flying doritos. 

[heyheyitsjuju-deactivated202101]

🌸 Imector land of the dead

from this ask

✿ - Sex headcanon

under the cut because I’m not your mother :3c

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[hotasslava]

i am losing my mind over the lack of hect.or and ime.lda skelesex this is a fucking crime 

i want them to have sex as skeletons after they’ve rekindled their relationship and there’s like two total fic on a03? whyyyyyyy

[secret-formula]

handsfree.mp3

[fuckrocket]

Do u have any idea how long it takes to regenerate that???¿¿

[swiftboone]

I have a horrible request... you know how Bill can apparently use his eye as a mouth now... wouldn't it be great if he put that mouth to use? If you know what I'm getting at. Bonus points if it's Billford. Sorry I'm garbage.

There ya go. MOUTH EYE GOODNESS.

The full view has a few extra sketches to fill in the space but I’m gonna put them on a different post for reasons.

[hotasslava]

no matter the skeletons, the robots, or the bananas

i am still triangle fucking trash

[hotasslava]

stares at hoopa 

slowly starts imagining bill cipher's voice coming from hoopa 

hoarsely whispers 

 oh no

[hotasslava]

tfw you roam the internet for 3 hours trying to get sufficiently aroused enough to bother jerkin it and it ends up fizzling out before anything ever happens

...

libido for sale, 99 cents, barely used

[an-art-cluster]

i do sin occasionally ((and by occasionally i mean a lot))

[wires-and-sinflowers]

i’m not joking when i say i ship mettaton x his fans

mettaton loving his fans, locking eyes with that one lucky monster (or those five lucky monsters) at a concert or a live taping or a book signing, letting them bring him into a bathroom stall or his dressing room and giving them the best night of their lives

mettaton flirting with strangers who recognize him on the street, inviting them to his place, getting fucked silly by them, and blowing them kisses before he has to dash off to his next event

mettaton selling tickets to the general public for every party he throws, even the clothing optional ones, and letting the excited guests touch him all over, make him cum, or be brought to orgasm by him

mettaton sucking off strangers through gloryholes at his concert, who cum just from the realization that it’s him, mettaton fucking mettaton cosplayers at conventions, mettaton buying a round for the whole table and ending up with all of them naked in the backseat of his luxury car

mettaton x his fans

[barelynsfw]

[submergedcastlearchive]

Can I request sans tied up shibari style?

sure

[submergedcastlearchive]

aw man dont u hate it when ur powers dont listen and u end up fvcking urself

[monsterlordgarou]

hello new kink 8)

i rlly love flustered sans hahahaa….

[hotasslava]

starts thinking about dr screwball jones using hypnotism and staRTS TO SQUIRM

[ivorybiscuit]

Bill Cipher’s mystery slit is the 8th wonder of the world~

Hmngh I have this Stanford/Bill Cipher story idea, but I can’t write it down ‘cuz my writing skills suck. And I’m way way way too lazy to draw an actual comic… It would just be like:

"Every species have junk, ya sure you don’t have any?"

"I’ve never encountered one of my ‘species’ as you put it." 

and then smex stuff happens because of reasons.

😗😗😗😗

[fertilealien]

dude, DUDE, HOLY SHIT, NICE

[hotasslava]

You- you reblogged the fic I wrote? Oh my GOD I'm honored!!

ehehehehehe you do mean the one i just reblogged yesterday right?

bc yes of course i reblogged it it was rEALLY GOOD with a very well-written bill and it was both hilarious and hot which is always a good way to go about bill

i just loved bill's attitude towards the whole thing, with his amused disgust of human genitalia and how delighted he was by the reader's terror

which! was another detail i adored bc wow yeah i would be terrified too, i may want to smooch this triangle right on his plane but an actual real-life encounter? that would definitely be scary (at first, and then it would devolve into... yeah)

what i'm saying here is A+ fic, would read again