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longseasons

"muscle mommy" "cardio bunny" these women don't fucking KNOW you bro

such-sights

Why do people call strong women such things... when they should be calling them, "sensei".

Train And Fight.

dummy-dot-exe

kaylmao

memorycycle

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

chirasul

one hundred and seventy dollars

memorycycle

pjackk

Eating pussy = my crazy world

Sucking penus = your infinite nebula

pjackk

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

viaunduende

theyre frotting and porking on those damn bottles

pjackk

I NEED TO BE LIOCKED AWAY

aimkid

Me: Kurapika Did you bring your work safe non slip shoes? Kurapika: No

Me: Kurapika you have to or else you'll slip

Kurapika: Tch...leave me alone

*Kurapika after hitting a single inch of cold grease on the floor*

cobaltspartan

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

dogpuppy

biracy

Basically I think a lot of White ppl think the antithesis to racism is "Black people are inherently Cool, White people are inherently Lame" and it's just very hard to convince them that this is also extremely racist lmfao

biracy

It's the combination of "seeing a racialized group as Fundamentally Inherently Good is still dehumanizing and you aren't seeing them as people" and "your self-flagellating White guilt is extremely annoying for the people of color around you to deal with"