unnaturally refreshing

☝️look at this fucking thing [ dave | 23 | he/him ]

[lemonsweet]

[segamascott]

[cryptotheism]

Poppers? Like jalapeño poppers??

Yeah sure

[rybieradio]

Mama balloon dogs and the balloonlings

[fjordfolk]

a lot of 'don't get a pet unless you can afford xyz' and not enough 'don't get a pet if you can't imagine euthanizing it'

[fjordfolk]

a little while ago i had a conversation with someone on here that suggested livestock have better welfare security than the general pet population, because at least they get euthanized when their health falls below function. which is a very uncomfortable thought, but i can get there.

[fjordfolk]

also idk who needs to hear this but it is. ok. allowed. fair even. to euthanize a pet before it collapses and/or is in acute distress.

[macleod]

in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s 

[macleod]

the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4

[macleod]

in less than two years we will have adults born in the 2010’s 

[the-haiku-bot]

in less than two years

we will have adults born in

the 2010’s

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[grumfy]

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

[ontologicallyevilvictim]

I too enjoy hurting and abusing characters in fiction very much but could we not have thought of a word that sounds slightly less stupid than Whump about it.

[theamazingspiderman]

There’s no containing him.

[protobutch]

[cuppydogshane]

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[wordswithimages]

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[sorrythathappened]

It is correct that the British Army stole the Elf Stones to give to Queen Elizabeth II, who then passed them to George Martin who then gave them to Ringo Starr. However, it is not a running joke, and Ringo Starr has the real-life Elf Stones.

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[transcendingirl]

Christoph Steinbrenner/Rainer Dempf, "Delete!" (06.2005, Vienna)