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lemonsweet

#rtvs

thottistani-deactivated20220220

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

garbage-empress

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

#classic #at least to me #3/5

bringcal

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

pc-nk

LMAO

capelanchett

the jokes write themselves

kosmogrl

#oh my god man #go listen to some rap you might like it #if the sex and violence isnt your style there is absolutely rap that doesn't include that #albeit the fact that rap is what it is *because* they rapped about sex and violence. nonetheless

glavilio

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

dogpuppy

real-horse-facts

just saw a horse scurry under the fridge

segamascott

cryptotheism

Poppers? Like jalapeño poppers??

Yeah sure

rybieradio

Mama balloon dogs and the balloonlings

fjordfolk

a lot of 'don't get a pet unless you can afford xyz' and not enough 'don't get a pet if you can't imagine euthanizing it'

fjordfolk

a little while ago i had a conversation with someone on here that suggested livestock have better welfare security than the general pet population, because at least they get euthanized when their health falls below function. which is a very uncomfortable thought, but i can get there.

fjordfolk

also idk who needs to hear this but it is. ok. allowed. fair even. to euthanize a pet before it collapses and/or is in acute distress.

macleod

in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s

macleod

the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4

macleod

in less than two years we will have adults born in the 2010’s

the-haiku-bot

in less than two years

we will have adults born in

the 2010’s

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

grumfy

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

ontologicallyevilvictim

I too enjoy hurting and abusing characters in fiction very much but could we not have thought of a word that sounds slightly less stupid than Whump about it.