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I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

[rythlyn-blog]

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[dastardlydorito]

[kingvincenzo]

He deadass is pronouncing it the way the Melee announcer pronounces Pikachu and it can’t stop laughing

[497120120-deactivated20150304]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me: I love Smash! It’s such a fun PARTY game! :)

Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018:

[nutflix-official]

someone: omg listen to Kanye’s new al-

me:

[whitepeopletwitter]

We became spoiled

[daevite]

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

[drpepperphd]

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[foxnonny]

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

[w-byers]

a compilation in honour of our first christmas without vine.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[997]

absolutely hate ????

[antiandrogen]

I’M IN PHYSICAL PAIN!!!!

[chainsawpunk]

cussy? exussy?

[incogniito]

A cough is just a crunchy breath

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Smacking a horse is the equivalent of looking god in the eye while you jack off and call him a heretic

[thyrell]

question

[thyrell]

what the actual, honest, genuine fuck does this mean

[gahdamnpunk]

[minalovebot]