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HOT PROBS EPISODE 8
It’s here motherfuckers. Your Wednesday can begin. NSFW - or is it? All things pussy teepee, power bottoms trying to be tops, how to have anal sex with hemorrhoids (don’t do it!), where to buy your teen-age fashions at any age, oil based lube vs water based lube, can everyone eat pussy like a champ (?) and general advice on how to live!! Y’heard!
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In this episode Rose and Amanda bring out the big guns to handle their second round of ancient questions -- erectile dysfunction, late sexual bloomers, lady gardens, secret admirers, embarrassing mothers and boys around town. Better than Halle Berry's Cat Woman or Matilda the Musical. Amanda says "I think this is my favorite episode!"
In this episode The Day Late And A Dollar Short Duo, Rose and Amanda, answer all your old questions from 2011 about hook ups, butt exercises, school papers, rap music, ditching dudes, pop culture and
We’re here, were queer-ish, get used to it. After 4 years the Hot Probs team is back. In this episode, Amanda and Rose answer questions about gross roomates, dental problems, work dilemmas, and a loss of sexual sensation.
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hey ladies! I'm a HUGE HUGE fan of you two! Amanda- I know every word to everything you've done! Anyways, My hot prob is that my parents are really putting the pressure on me to get married and have kids. They really want grandkids! They say stuff that makes me feel sooo guilty like "well, by the time you actually have kids I'll be too old to hold to hold them. Oh well..." I'm 27. What do I do/say? I have had a boyfriend for years....Also, that girl Jasmine with the vajayjay rash? What if her boyfriend keeps his boxers on to hide that he has genital warts!? That was my first thought! THANX!
Dear Grandbaby Mama,
Woah. Yikes. This is rough. I think a lot of 27ish year olds have to battle this axe. Let's take this apart shall we... your folks are dealing with their mortality, their empty next and their desire to rekindle feelings of youth and vitality. It order to feel this way they are kinda dumping on you to make them feel better. THIS IS NOT YOUR JOB. Do you want to have kids? Does that sound like fun right now? Is this the time you should be doing this? Doi, we're not asking you anything you haven't already though of - but you should take a deep breath and use this montra, "it is not my job or my responsibility to have kids just because my parents want me to have them"
And we think you might be right about Jasmine's boo. He got something and is trying to hide it.
XO,
Amanda and Rose
Q: How do I ask out a bartender? I know its against every rule of engagement I have. But just seeing the person who tends at my regular spot makes me melt and feel better than any drink I could possibly have. I can't order without sounding tongue tied and goofy. She is smoldering with natural beauty and is probably approached all the time.....or probably involved with someone...UGH!
Dear Tongue Tied and Goofy,
Isn't that such a good feeling?!?!? The feeling of seeing this delicious flower of a woman that makes you crazy is like a soft spring rain on your taint. You know, it's flattering to have someone swoon and get a bit goofy over you. She might think it's cute. It's your regular spot so you will probably get to chat it up with her sooner or later. Have some good conversation on the ready. And then go home and beat off to her image.
Love,
Rose and Amanda
This is a serious question. Can you offer a good room scent? I see ads for all types (smart robo devices, sprays, plugins) and while my place doesn't smell like a locker room or a bus stop bathroom, it could use a better smell than what it has going on now. Id like to try something other than candles or incense unless its something Ive never tried or heard of like from Japan or Iceland and not from the cat on the corner.
Dear Smell you later,
Wow! We love this question. And as ladies who like to live like a lady, we have tried many room scents. Believe it or not... fabreeze actually makes a decent candle that can easily be purchased in the super market and won't break the bank. The mommy answer to this question is to get yourself a glade plug in. They last a long time and don't make you ill. As for actual scents -- linen is nice. We don't go for those birthday cake, vanilla ice cream cone jawns. A bit too baby girl for the likes of us. Honestly, we think you should stick with the basics. There's a reason candles and incense rule the school.
Love,
Amanda and Rose
I gotta problem, I GOTTA PROBLEM!!! I GOTTA PROBLEM!!! WHY IS THIS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND HOW DO YOU TWO KEEP SO CUTE AND SASSY!!! (I gotta call that 1800 #)
Dear You Gotta Problem,
What a complement! We keep sassy with a regimen, a very strict regimen, of face paint and nerds rope. Call the number! We want to hear from you already!!! No question will be turned down -- which fork do I use first at a fancy dinner? What do you give to a couple on their 5th anniversary? Any question boo, any question.
XO, Rose and Amanda
Dear Amanda and Rose,I have a serious gay man problems and I need your help!I've been seeing this guy for about 2 weeks, and we have really great sex, but neither of us can cum. we spend a good hour or 2 on foreplay; jerking each other off, blowjobs...etc, and we're both really into it. Once we start having sex, I get tired after like half and hour and can't keep going. (You may or may not be aware of this, but being a top is hard work). He seems to be really into it, but I can't make him cum, and I can't cum unless he does first. What do I do?!
Dear Serious Gay Man,
This is such a good question - and our answer is as follows: switch it up. Stop fucking him for a bit and blow him, blow him and stick your fingers up his ass, milk his prostate, blow him and milk his prostate, take a break and give him a handy for a while, give each other blowies for a minute ....
Our second suggestion is to take some of the pressure off of getting your guy to cum. Perhaps you should try some sex play that doesn't involve actual penetration and where the goal isn't to cum, but to just feel real good.
You are a pleasure giver and your investment in making your this new boo cum is a real plus. You're good. Your a keeper.
XO, Amanda and Rose
oh this is cool... anonymous.. Ok so I have a question and then as a good reported would say (although I am not one) "and just as a follow up".... Here we go, I want to know what you guys think of being friends with people on facebook that you don't know... like if some strange person just pops up and say's "Hi Rose I want to be friends with you" and being the wonderful person that you are Rose, you accept them... well ok, I'll come clean and tell you that I am one... My question is; "what should I do and say on your facebook page now that we are friends?... well actually we have been for quite a few months... I don't want to be a dork and say stupid shit or be a nuisance and stuff.... but I really like to see what is going on in your artist world... Sometimes I just feel like I am sort of being a lurker.. you know... well ok so I guess am... But because of you Rose I found out there is this whole culture in Phily that I didn't even know excisted.... I think you guys are awesome... !! anyway... what are your thoughts about this.. and my follow up is, Amanda, if I want to get you to accept my friends request what should I do?... like should I write you and say I am friends with Rose and I really am quite a good citizen and won't cause you any problems or just like like say, please a really really lot of times... ok well yeah that probably wouldn't work?? Ok So can't wait to hear what you guys have to say! Geoff from north of Philly.
Dear Geoff of the North,
If you're a stalker, you're really good at it because your message is entertaining, odd, funny, creepy and just the kind of thing we would like to write about ourselves (did you know Rose used to write "I love you, I hate you" messages to myself? She did.)
We're just girls. Girls wearing hot pink lipstick at 9am on a Monday. Girls in Cathy cartoon half shirts. Girl in fashion sun glasses. Girl who cut their own hair. Girls who give their BFF a perm in the kitchen sink. Girls who write a broken scooter to West Philly. We already are your friend.
XO, Amanda and Rose
HOT PROBS 3!
WE CONCEITED!! WE GOT A REASON!!
It's been a while, but we're back! On today's episode we talk to Myeesha who is suffering from pussy depression, Brian who doesn't know how to be alone, an Angry Tax Payer, and some one who has a major crush.... on one of us!!!!!! We also talk to a professional psychiatrist all the way from the Philippines (kids, remember, medicine from the east is just as legit as from the west). This is a particularly juicy episode filled with southerners, foreigners, dirty words and creepers so if you're at work put on your head phones cause we rated NC-17 today! Till next time... it's been very.
Podcast 3 by Hot Probs
saw you guys in philly tonight, i was drunk but you were amazing.my problem is this: i'm white. how can i celebrate black history month appropriately? (and dont say go to dunkin doughnuts for chocolate lovers month, that feels racist.)
Hello Classy Thursday and Friday,
Glad you enjoyed our show (for those of you who didn't see it, Sweatheart played with Free Energy on Friday - twas truly amazing). We think that you speak for a lot of whities when you ask how to celebrate black history month in an . Let us suggest to you some afro stylings we've seen non-blacks experiment with:
eat some soul food, visit the AA museum, talk to a black grandmother, read some Fred Douglass, watch Roots, watch Ragtime, read some Toni Morrison, join Opra's book club, learn more about this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0
Xo,
Rose and Amanda
So, my dog always starts to growl when me and my boyfriend start to make out, and if we take it even further into the bedroom he goes craaazy outside the door. To the point that one day he actually broke the door down while we were having sex! However, when he came in, he was not angry, not aggressive, instead he went right to the action. Before we knew it he was up on the bed licking my butt-crack and my boyfriend's balls. So what should we do?! Should we just let him watch and join in? Would that relieve his stress and ours? Because it is not easy to ignore a 100lb Rottweiler barking down your door in while you're trying to have an orgasm. But is that sick? Is that wrong? To essentially have a threesome with my dog? What if he tries to mount me? I just don't want anyone to get hurt. Rose and Amanda, can you please help me with this hot prob?!
Dear The Dog ate my Taint,
This is kinda gross. Did it feel good? You know, there is an old urban legend about a woman who put peanut butter in her crack to bait her dog into eating her out. Is this animal cruelty? We're not sure. But this seems too strange to tell a friend, so it might be too strange to actually do. If you do plan on having a three way with your dog, maybe just don't tell anyone about it.
Xo,
Rose and Amanda
What do you think about the world? I have been lost for awhile now, and I would like to know where I am? Wisdom from the wise please...I want to Find the space in between.
Dear Seeker of the Space in Between,
We think you should try contact improv dance. It's hard and crazy and there's nothing like bumping into sweaty strangers and weight sharing to make you feel like you are on the planet.
Our thoughts on the world are as follows: it is whatever you think it is.
We all get a little lost and lost isn't so bad. Try and get into it.
Xo,
Amanda and Rose
Dear Hot Probs,Is it a little weird to ask for a handjob as an adult? Furthermore, at what point in a relationship, dating scenario or 'whatevs' deal is it okay to start feeling out your partner's comfort with weird stuff (such as, but not limited to, handers)?- the handy man
Dear Handy Man,
We had Rose's dad answer this for you, check the next podcast to hear what he has to say. Basically, his answer is: handies, like blowies or any other sex act is a negotiation between two people. Once you feel comfortable in a relationship it's time to start feeling out handers or salad tossing or whatever.
Xo,
Amanda and Rose
Long story short: I had a humongous crush on a girl last summer. I asked her out, but unbeknown to me she had just gotten out of a long-term relationship and wasn't ready to date yet. We've hung out a few times since, but we go to college in different towns. I've tried to keep in touch, and we'll both be home this summer. I like this girl an awful lot, so my question is: how do I avoid the Friend Zone? How do I get with dat ass this summer without ending up like the Biz?
Dear Long Story Short,
You've got to get in there! Are you friends? Ask her out on a date. Say that it is a date... put it out there that you're into her and I think taking her on a date says it. If she's not into you, you'll know it if she shirks the date or tries to invite other friends. Then you can work on being her pal and move onto greener girlfriends.
Xo,
Amanda and Rose
Hot Probs 2!!
On this episode of Hot Probs, we meet a love scorned David, an unfulfilled Jennifer, Jawnita who has taxicab anxiety, and mikey caps who can't find that grape. We talk about your problems and ours. We also learn that kids, you should use drugs responsibly... and not like us! Till next time... it's been very.
Podcast 2 by Hot Probs