Melancholy Prep

30% Naruto, 25% RWBY, 20% Pokemon, 15% Star Wars, 10% Other & 100% TRASH

[gloomyteens]

Your blog is hilarious, I loove it :)

[math-memes]

[catgirldirk]

what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website

[nemuika]

nobody tell him

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[skarchomp]

i like that pokemon has literally just enough pokemon with “king” in their name to make a really shitty team

[tredlocity]

[zackisontumblr]

i probably spend too much time in my computer chair

[kallmejonesy]

This is my brother.

[zackisontumblr]

sorry for sitting on him

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

[uncle-beanbag]

You may rear end it

Once

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

[scribe-of-planes]

[voidwardenalex]

[2kyla-deactivated20180808]

I love when this app just closes itself on me like you’re right thank you

[newvision]

Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it

[nebulafighter]

ed sheeran is right there idk what you’re talking about

[probablynot404]

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

[itsaubreylmfao]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

[lbyrinth-deactivated20210324]

FUCK

[badkidgorgug]

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

[steviemcfly]

🎵 You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by Car

[prostheticgarbage]

[milfsmackdown]

[smuigol]

@hotshot1483

[hustlerose]

computer worms?????? that sounds rad i love worms!!!!!!!! where can i get one 

[hustlerose]

my bank account info has been stolen

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

of all the arbitrary differences between america and britain, this one is my favorite

[elfgrove]

[brucejenner]

WHAT

[komemeda-nagito]

I’m making LaCroix

[komemeda-nagito]

It has come to my attention that making LaCroix this way is incorrect and I am deeply sorry for misleading you

This is the correct way to make LaCroix

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Just…in the vicinity of fruit

[bedbish]

[royaleomens]

why dont white haired anime boys just dye their hair to change their fate

[neraiutsuze]

i just have the mental image of a plucky redheaded anime best friend getting through to the final episodes and then suddenly dying

and as he dies the red dye seeps out of his hair and the protagonist best friend is like GOD DAMN IT DUDE WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME YOU WERE A WHITE HAIRED ANIME BOY THIS WHOLE TIME I COULD HAVE PREPARED FOR THIS

‘ah’ whispers the dying boy ‘i guess i couldn’t escape my roots’

[seraphphoenix]

GET OUT